[Tucker is coming up with an excuse on why they cannot return Lopez]
He was all like 'Sayonara' and he just took off!
That's not Spanish, you idiot. It's French!
Rest in peace, pinky toe. [Scary voice] You shall be avenged!
DDoc
Can I ask you a question? Did they put something in the water here?
GGrif
Water? We ran outta water six months ago.
DDoc
No water, then what do you drink?
GGrif
Uh, you know, ketchup, uh, soy sauce, gravy, the usual.
I only drink the blood of my enemies. And occasionally a strawberry yoo-hoo. Or a sasparilla. Grenadine, straight from the can. Deeelicious. Occasionally I do enjoy a sex on the beach, or a pina colada. [Singing] If you like pina coladas... and gettin caught in the rain... if you're not into yoga... Grif just has half a brain.
[Grif is forced to say this after the blues requested reds to admit that they suck]
GGrif
I would just like to let everyone know that I suck...
And?
GGrif
And that I'm a girl...
What else?
GGrif
... and I like ribbons in my hair ... and I want to kiss all the boys...
This may be the best surrender of all time.
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