Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

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[in a hostage situation] Why don't you let the women, and children, and men, go?

Shawn

Let's go see our favorite weirdo.

Shawn

Who the gug is that guy?

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Take lots of pictures. Not of sights. Don't take pictures of buildings. Take pictures of moments, because that's what matters.

Shawn

Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable network.

Shawn

SQUASH THAT MELON!

Shawn

And injury-free since June, when Gus broke his finger flipping the injury countdown calendar.

Shawn

That's why she let us come along, to keep tabs. That crafty little doodle pumpkin.

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Oh brown snowman Gus... I think I'll miss you most of all.

Shawn

I'm the cream in a crying sandwich.

Shawn

[to Lassiter's sister] Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill him.

Shawn

Sorry I was too busy James Bonding it up in here.

Shawn

This kid has Matel Electronics Football 2! The one where you can throw passes! Suck it hyphens!

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Dude, I just got us diplomatic immunity. What do you wanna steal?

Shawn

Oh my gosh! You disgust me! You make me sick to my face.