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Psych · Season 5, Episode 8

“Shawn 2.0” quotes from Psych

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“Shawn 2.0” · Season 5, Episode 8

In this episode: Shawn Spencer (8), Gus (3), Juliet O'Hara (3)

Shawn, hey!

Heeeeeeeey! Jules!

Juliet Why are you talking like that?

Sometimes he over-enunciates when he gets uncomfortable.

[over-enunciating] I do not.

Are you asking me on a date beside this dead body?

Yeah, but I figured it would be okay since it doesn't really smell.

Look, there's a reason those books have sold almost 30 million copies, Gus.

Mostly to teenaged girls.

And adult males who enjoy reading stories about vampire doctors and their disfunctional dating lives. You're one to talk, Mister "I bought Win a Date With Tad Hamilton on DVD.

There were 15 deleted scenes, Shawn. Fifteen!

SSShawn's Dad

Check out his resume.

He has a Masters in Psychology and Criminology from Harvard AND an MBA!

Get outta here. He's got a Monkey Basketball League?

Criminal profile, huh? Sounds like one of those job titles that only exist in cheesy TV shows.

DRDeclan Rand

No argument here. What is it that you do?

I'm a psychic detective.

Are you asking me out next to a dead person?

Yes. But I thought it would be okay, since it doesn't really smell.

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