Wait a second, you're mad at me for not being mad?
I'm shocked at you for not being shocked!
“In Plain Fright” · Season 5, Episode 11
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (6), Gus (5), Ken (2)
Gus, don't be the only black lead on a major cable network.
Ken!
No way.
Yes way... in a big way. Can I have your keys?
What?
I just saw a guy get killed.
Where?
In the murder room at the haunted house.
Isn't that what's suppose to happen?
Real guy, real murder.
Did you tell anyone?
We told Carol. But she was so busy texting with Bad Grammar Todd that she didn't care.
Will you let that go?
"Bitchin'", Gus. "Bit-Chin". It's the only word I insist people get right. Otherwise, you're saying it's bichin which is chinese for "too much face". Isn't that right, Ken?
Seriously, dude. I already told you last time: six words. Now why don't you just go tell somebody else?
We're telling you, Ken, and you wanna know why? Because it's high time we got the team back together, man. This is the type of big money case that will allow us to hire back our best Asian assistant ever. 3 Ninjas, Mega Mountain, reunited and it feels... so good.
I like that song.
Are you in?
I'm out.
So am I.
I didn't ask you.
Okay, just go with me here for a second. I know this is gonna sound crazy but what I'm thinking is we don't go to opening night of Scare Fest. We go next week maybe sometime in the afternoon when its not crowded at all.
Are you kidding? I spent the entire week finishing my route early. I took a vacation day.
Oh no, Gus, why would you do that?
You asked me to.
When?
The day they announced that they having Scare Fest again.
I don't recall that.
I have your speech as a video file on my Blackberry, Shawn.
All right, okay, enough with all the technology. Look, the truth is it's my horoscope: it says I should avoid places with urinal troughs and I just don't feel I can take the risk right now. I'm sure you understand. [Gus sobs quietly]
Are you crying?
I'm disappointed, Shawn.
God. [Gus continues to sob]
EAEve Asher
When I heard two boys snuck onto a ride, I wasn't expecting this.
Why, because he's black?
What are you doing?!
I'm playing the race card.
Even if that was OK for you, you're playing it wrong.
I doubled down.
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