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Psych · Season 5, Episode 15

“Dead Bear Walking” quotes from Psych

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“Dead Bear Walking” · Season 5, Episode 15

In this episode: Shawn Spencer (5), Juliet O'Hara (3)

[Shawn is hiding a bear which is accused of murder]

Where's the bear, Shawn?

What could possibly make you think I know where the bear is?

One, because someone called in a tip about a tiny blue car pulling a huge trailer down Mariposa. Two, because I'm dating you and I know when you're lying. And three, there were like three hundred packets of tartar sauce on the front step.

I appreciate your concern. I'm going to start watching my cholesterol.

Shawn, just so you know, if you go to prison I will not wait for you!

Of course you won't. I'll escape; we both know that.

[to Lassiter's sister] Hello! I'm Shawn Spencer. This is my partner Radio Star. I'm afraid your video will kill him.

[Shawn is hiding a bear which is accused of murder]

Where's the bear, Shawn?

What would possibly make you believe I have any idea where this bear is?

Well, um, first off, someone called in a tip about a tiny blue car driving an enormous trailer down Mariposa. Secondly, I am dating you and I know when you're lying. And third, there are like three hundred packets of tartar sauce on the doorstep.

I appreciate your concern. I'm gonna start watching my cholesterol.

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