[on the phone] Now look, monkey-butt, it's real simple! Take your cheap, good-for-nothing, lazy soy latte, honey, and leap out a high window, 'cause you're breathing my air and YOU ARE FIRED! UGH! [hangs up] Man, my mom can be such a pain in the butt.
S5 E11Pee Pee G's/Boy Toys
[The Girls trick the Rowdyruff Boys into stealing and destroying the weapons Princess shared with them during their brief truce; the Boys are helpless with laughter from the fun they had]
It hurts to laugh!
I...I...can't move!
Dude... I can't bre... I can't breathe!
[chuckling] Well, Girls, the plan worked. We outwitted the dimwits once again.
Silly boys.
[Obviously not getting it, Princess starts lecturing the Girls like a crazed sports coach]
WHAT WAS THAT?! I cannot believe what just happened! I mean, seriously, what a pathetic display of substandard superheroism! I mean, it wasn't like I bragged about you guys before, but you really STUNK!
[The Girls look slightly puzzled]
Where to begin?! I mean, that wasn't teamwork, I don't know what that WAS! Your complete lack of hand-eye coordination - they were landing right in front of you, and you couldn't even hit them! You practically rolled over and handed them the weapons! That is not Powerpuff material, Girls! I am very disappointed and concerned for the future of this team! Obviously, you lack the leadership skills to be a successful superhero team, so I will be filling the position of leader from now on! You guys have been riding on your reps way too long! Today was pitiful!
[As she goes on, the Boys continue laughing, while the Girls trade smiles and fly away]
And then you just stood there on the sidelines like losers! Losers! "Oh, yes, we're the Powerpuff Girls! We can do anything!" You can't even shoot straight! I give you everything you could possibly need to beat these guys, and you just sit there and [makes whiny noises] "I didn't hit them! I didn't hit them!" WELL, TRY AND HIT YOUR BARN, YOU IDIOTS!
S5 E12Seed No Evil/City of Clipsville
Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?
[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of the Girls at the mall]
TBTeen Bubbles
Oh, my gosh! Check it out. She is, like, so wrong in those pants. [blows a bubble from gum]
TBTeen Blossom
Like, yeah, girlfriend. [her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme; she drinks a soda as she answers] Hello? [indistinct talking on the other end] Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about you! Where are you?
TBTeen Buttercup
[talking into her own cell phone] Over here.
TBTeen Blossom
Oh... hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?
TBTeen Buttercup
I dunno. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. [sighs] If they only had, like, candy-flavoured salad or something.
[She notices something and gasps. Cut back to the present, where the Girls are looking uneasy]
And then we discovered boys...
[Cut back to the teens]
TBTeen Buttercup
Blossom, look!
[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]
TBTeen Butch
[reading a magazine] Wow...
TBTeen Bubbles
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec--
TBTeen Blossom
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!
[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three Girls are positively smitten]
TBTeen Bubbles
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.
TBTeen Blossom and Teen Buttercup
[smiling wickedly] I know!
[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]
TBTeen Boomer
So... wassup?
TBTeen Bubbles
Oh, um... you know... hangin' out. What's up with you?
TBTeen Boomer
You know... hangin' out.
TBTeen Bubbles
[laughing] For sure.
[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]
TBTeen Butch
So wassup, ladies?
TBTeen Brick
You goin' to Todd's tonight?
TBTeen Blossom
Um... I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class.
[Brick looks confused]
TBTeen Blossom
What are you doing?
TBTeen Brick
Uh... going to Todd's.
TBTeen Blossom
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.
TBTeen Buttercup
So what are you driving now?
[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]
TBTeen Butch
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?
TBTeen Buttercup
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.
TBTeen Butch
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.
TBTeen Buttercup
Oh, cool! I love that game.
[Butch looks confused]
TBTeen Buttercup
How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?
TBTeen Blossom
Sure. What floor?
[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Cut back to the present]
Boy, were we dumb.
Yeah. Let's remember something else.
S5 E13Lying Around the House/Bubble Boy
Hey, I thought you loved cock-a-roaches. Don't you love cock-a-roaches?
[forcing a smile] Well...sure. Sure I do. I love those little guys.
Hey, I believe you. That's why you have no problem...EATING IT!
S5 E14A Documentary/Girls Gone Mild
I'm Brian, and this is my documentary. And you're gonna find out firsthand just who those cute little crime-fighters are. So buckle up...this is gonna be a wild ride.
Sugar...spice...and everything nice. Yep, those are pretty normal ingredients, all right. [[an electric mixer is applied to the stuff; it becomes mush] Mix 'em all together, and they pretty much make... [it's dumped out] ...mush. But to the city of Townsville, those three special ingredients together make a totally different result.
[A school bus is stuck to the side of a building]
Although this bus looks better than that corporate art, it's actually a reminder of another battle that took place here in Townsville. There are other reminders and countless monuments where three little girls saved this wonderful city. [Shows the Townsville Tribune with the headline "PPGS SAVE THE DAY!"] Their photos have graced newspapers and tabloids numerous times. [shows The Powerpuff Store] They have merchandising... [a TV screen with the show's title appears] ...and even their own TV show.
Ah, Mayor! Uh, hi. I'm shooting a documentary, and I was wondering if I could ask you a few questions?
[Ms. Bellum steps to the doorway]
Look, I don't know nothin' about nothin'! [walking away as camera follows] You can't prove it, I wasn't there, I was young and I needed the money!
[steps into the view near the camera] I'm sorry, but you're going to have to leave.
Uh, just let me ask a few questions.
Uh, this is an unannounced visit. [shoving camera] Security!
Don't touch the camera! [the front doors are swung shut] That really didn't get me anywhere. With my interview lacking any real information or substance, I decided to hit the streets again.
Having dealt with the positive side of the spectrum, I decided to find the people who knew them on a working level: their evil counterparts. [cut to Princess Morbucks approaching her limousine with two beefy bodyguards] But this proved even more fleeting.
Sorry. No interviews!
[Cut to The Gangreen Gang who attack him, causing the camera view to shift erratically until he runs. Cut to a forest]
[waving his shotgun] GET OFFA MY PROPERTY, DAGNABIT!
Yeah, but wait, I just want to...
NO TRESPASSIN'! [swings the weapon; there is static]
[Cut to the observatory]
Mr. Mojo? Uh, hi. My name is Brian, and I'm making a documentary, and I'd like to talk with you...
[over intercom, impatiently] Can't talk, planning evil scheme.
[An interview with an irritated man on the Powerpuff Girls]
DSDon Shank
Yeah. I worked with them. They're about this big. [note: he is a real life animator on the show]
[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.
[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]
Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!
What are you gonna do with him?
Mmm...I might drop him.
You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!
[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]
Hey, look! We're on camera!
Hi, Professor!
[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!
S5 E15Curses/Bang for Your Buck
[Bubbles has accidentally heard the Professor yell out a curse word after accidentally burning himself. As Blossom continues reading and Buttercup waits impatiently with another block in hand, Bubbles floats along the balcony to the doorway. A blank expression has not changed.]
Hey, Bubbles. What’s for dinner?
Hey, Bubbles... Bubbles? [Bubbles floats across the room, paying no heed, and stops near Buttercup and the tower of blocks]
Hello? Earth to Bubbles! Dinner? [cut to the coloring book on the floor. Octi hangs into view from above, still held by Bubbles; from offscreen] Bubbles? Bubbles! [Octi is dropped] Oh, I give up.
[The owner of said octopus descends into view and picks up a crayon to start in on her coloring again. She seems rather distracted, however, and the crayon breaks in her hand. Cut to her sisters; she rises from the ground. The curse word is censored by sound effects of Buttercup's block tower collapsing]
[suddenly angry] Stupid [CENSORED] crayon! [this outburst has drawn the attention of the other two in a hurry] That was my favorite color!
[Buttercup lets a block slip from her grasp, while Blossom forgets about her book altogether. Now Bubbles settles happily down to her work as her sisters approach during the next line.]
Well, I guess my unicorn will have to be pink.
What was that you said?
Where did you learn that word?
The Professor. I think it’s pretty.
Yeah. I don’t know what it means, but it sounds cool.
It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? It’s gotta be an adjective. That’s used to lend emphasis to words, like “great” or “fantastic.” [cut to her sisters; she continues offscreen] I’m guessing it can be used for good and bad things. [Bubbles and Buttercup smile at each other; back to her] Like, you can say “great,” “super-great,” or ”[CENSORED] great.” [more cat yowling from outside, mixed with a dog barking, which censor the word]
Kitty?
[CENSORED] cool!
BBBubbles & Buttercup
[CENSORED], that makes sense.
[CENSORED] trust me. I know what I’m [CENSORED] talking about.
I [CENSORED] love it!
I wanna [CENSORED] try it! Hey, I [CENSORED] did it!
GGirls
[in an instant, they are circling the ceiling light fixture, the whooshing of them flying censoring out their language] We love [CENSORED]! It’s such a great word! We love [CENSORED]! It’s such a great word! [jumping on bed, the springing censoring out their language] We love [CENSORED]! We love [CENSORED]! [they collapse on the mattress in a giggling heap, having no idea of how vulgar they just were]
[After the Girls defeat the toilet-headed monster by stuffing a truck full of soap into his mouth]
That should be a lesson to you, Mr. Monster, that certain words are inappropriate.
Especially for nice girls like us.
[points aside] Now you get a time-out to think about what you've done.
[The monster follows her directions to a patch of land in front of some buildings resembling a corner, grumbling half-heartedly]
Less talking, more [CENSORED] thinking!
[In the end shot, Buttercup is shown sulking, her mouth washed out with soap again]
And "soap" once again the day is saved, thanks to the Pottymou-- err, I mean the Powerpuff Girls!
S5 E16Silent Treatment/Sweet 'n' Sour
Look! The bank's being held up by little baby animals! Isn't that sweet?
Watch out, they could be dangerous. I'll take of this! [Flies over to The Fluffy Bunch]
Wait! Buttercup! [Buttercup grabs Cuddly Bunny's arm as she shakes in fear]
Hey! Where do you think you're going with Townsville's money?
Ow! You hurt me! [Puppy Wuppy and Fluffy Kitty cower in fear]
Please! Have mercy!
1Lady 1
Oh poor things!
M1Man 1
Did you see how she almost tore off his arm?
BMBank Manager
I've never seen such unnecessary brutality in my life!
I'm sorry. They have to learn their lesson. [they take the Fluffy Bunch into the air as the other people boo]
[to Buttercup] Listen hear, you bug eyed creeps! We won't last one minute in that jail!
[to Bubbles] Yeah. Not with our... cute little faces.
FKFluffy Kitty
[to Blossom] Yeah! So, why won't you do us all a favor and let us go now?
No way! [the girls land near the Townsville Police Station]
[to the policeman] Here are the convicts we told you about.
PPoliceman
Hey there, little guys. This is a prison, not a pet shop. What am I supposed to do with them? [The Fluffy Bunch whimper and purr sadly and the policeman picks them up] Aw, come here, you little... [Laughs] Oh.
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