The Powerpuff Girls Season 5 quotes

[effeminate voice] Hello, girls!

[gasp] Him!

So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic voice] BIG boy trouble?!

[effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!

Blossom

So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!

[effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell off the Internet.

Brick

You calling us STUPID?!

Boomer

We'll show you stupid! [Boomer crosses his arms and smiles proudly. Brick slaps him]

Brick

[he and his brothers drank 3 cans of soda] Man, beating up people for fun is really fun!

Boomer

Yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun! [Brick throws a can in Boomer's face] Ow!

Brick

Dude! That's the dumbest thing you said all DAY!

Boomer

Well you said the same thing!

Brick

Yeah, but it sounds COOL coming out of my mouth!

Boomer

I don't care what they say; I'm not as dumb as I look.

Bubbles

What are we going to do?

Bubbles

Well, how do I look?

Boomer

[Boomer is now in his underwear] Boy, do you look dumb!

Blossom

Need we say more?

Blossom

Gee, Professor, you sure outdid yourself with that containment ray.

I'll say! Once again, I have no idea what I did!

Bubbles

[as Boomer] Uh, hi! It's me, Boomer, your brother!

Brick

We know you're our brother. We're not as stupid as you!

Brick

I know, let's punch each other in the face until someone says, “Hey, stop punching me in the face.” You first, Boomer. [punches Bubbles, who is posing as Boomer.]

Bubbles

Heh, funny. Okay, my turn.

Brick

Nah, I'm sick of that game.

For a second there, I thought you were turning girly on us.

Brick

Yeah! And "dum-buh"? Geez, Boomer, if you're gonna do graffiti, at least spell the words right! Sheesh, talk about "dum-buh".

Yeah! What a "dum-bee"!

[after Bubbles captures the Rowdyruff Boys on her own] Bubbles! I could hardly contain myself hiding in the closet.

[after Bubbles apologizes] That's alright Bubbles. I'm sorry you had to eat a cockroach!

Bubbles

[who is still posing as Boomer] That's okay, it tasted like CHICKEN!

And in their day, the Girls even manage to humble...Him.

Buttercup

[on TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.

Blossom

[on TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!

[mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" [demonic voice] Blah! Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So...effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing! So much time, such little results. [demonic] There must be a way! There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...

[demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SEND YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified! [with a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph] Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic voice] and watch your back...because the Boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]

Blossom

Oh, boy...

"Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

The city of Towns- [in the girls' room, they stare morosely at another lake in their bed] ...oh, come on! I've heard of toilet humor, but this is ridiculous!

[weakly] I didn't do it...

Mojo

You should have seen your faces when... [laughs] "You did it!" "No, you did it!" "I didn't do it!" [laughs uncontrollably until he feels a pee coming on] Uh-oh! [just wet the bed, causing the girls to laugh] Shut up, shut up! It's not what it looks like! My water bottle broke! It's not funny! SHUT UP!!