TV show quotes
This is going well.
Do you think Mojo is really learning his lesson?
Oh, I think he's learning quite a bit.
The Easter Bunny hides...?
Eggs... (Shakes uneasily trying to control himself... until he's unable to contain his rambling) ...Which are generally regular eggs which have been boiled in the hottest of water and then decorated in a vinegar-based dye by placing― (Buttercup punches him) Ow!
Keep it brief, buddy!
Eggs.
[Professor Utonium has been attempting to bake cakes for a Surprise Party for the Powerpuff Girls' Birthday, with the girl's faces drawn on them in frosting. However, it's clear the first attempt at drawing with frosting has gone wrong.]
I knew this would happen! My first attempts always turn out to be disasters!
[At the same time Bubbles flies outside the laboratory door, and accidentally overhears the Professor. Concerned, she listens.]
Blossom is all crusty, Buttercup is hardly perfect, and Bubbles? Ugh! Just horrible! I should probably just make three new ones. I mean, there’s no way they could ever be good enough.
[Bubbles' eyes fill to the brim with tears. Without the context behind his statement, she assumes he's not talking about cakes, but the Girls themselves.]
[In their bedroom, Blossom and Buttercup are having a fun time playing with their toys. Right on cue, the door slams open, startling Blossom and Buttercup. They look as Bubbles screeches...]
(Completely Hysterical and Devastated) HE'S MAKING NEW POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!! [she bawls so hard she can't get a coherent sentence out] THE PROFE-HE SAID BUBBLES-HORRIBLE-AND AND AND DISASTER AND CRUSTY AND MAKING NEW...
[Buttercup slaps her once, trying to knock her back to her senses. It works]
Bubbles, get a grip!
[Bubbles calms down, although she's still quietly crying. Blossom tries to reassure her by calmly working out the situation.]
Now start over. What exactly did the professor say?
I'm trying to tell you! He doesn't want us anymore!
[Beat. Blossom and Buttercup smile, not worried, believing Bubbles didn't hear him correctly.]
(shakes her head) That’s crazy!
Have you been eating your crayons again?
I heard it with my own ears.
[Back in the Lab, the Professor is still harshly criticizing his work.]
Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t decorate cakes. The surprise party will be ruined! Oh, gosh, they’re so ugly. I knew adding that extra ingredient to the concoction was a mistake. If I’d just stuck to the original recipe of sugar and spices… (Sigh.) …well, this time I’m getting it right. This time they’ll really be perfect!
[Little does the Professor know, the girls had been eavesdropping on him, trying to prove that Bubbles was wrong. However, after overhearing and misinterpreting the professor's words, all three look crushed. They believe Bubbles was correct about them being replaced.]
[A little while later, we cut back to the girls room. Sobbing can be heard. Blossom is inconsolable, along with Bubbles, both crying. Buttercup has a look of pure anger on her face, feeling completely betrayed]
(in tears) Bubbles was right. He is making new girls!
(in tears) Why doesn't he love us anymore?
[Buttercup tries desperately to not become sad, continuing to scowl. But her shaky voice shows she's losing her composure]
(voice breaking) You heard him. He doesn't think we're perfect anymore!
[Buttercup quietly wipes away a tear in her eyes.]
[effeminate] I brought the boys back, so I am their father now!
Incorrect! The Rowdyruff Boys were my idea, which means I was the original creator! Yes, it was I who originally created them, which means it was I whose creativity led to the origin of the idea which resulted in the creation of them! Therefore, the idea originated before the actual creating began, resulting in total origination of all creativity!
[scratching his head mockingly] Yeah...I didn't get that the first time. Can you repeat that? [The Boys laugh and high five each other again. Him laughs along with them]
I'm sorry, Mojo, but your creation was destroyed by the Powerpuff Girls. [demonic] And would probably still be destroyed [effeminate] if I didn't revive them! Besides, seeing how I made them better, they should [demonic] remain mine!
Better?! How can you make Mojo Jojo's design of the Rowdyruff Boys any better?!
[laughs, effeminate] By making them immune to the Powerpuff's girly kisses! Now they can't be destroyed by the mere talk of cooties! [demonic] So why don't you run along, chimp-chump?!
[losing his temper] Those boys were created to do pure evil! Which makes me the more fit father, since I am pure evil!
[effeminate] Oh, I'm sorry! But nobody does evil [demonic] THE WAY I DO!!
THAT IS NOT SO!!
[effeminate] Is so!
Is not so!
Is so!
Is not!
Is so!
Is not!
Is so!
Is not!
[demonic] IS SO!
IS NOT!
IS SO!
Behold! The TRCP-800.
You mean "Totally Rad City Pulverizer"?
[gives Boomer an exasperated look] No, dum-dum. [Brick hits Boomer] "The Remote-Control Pickle"!
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
[effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?
Evil? How about STUPID?! Yes! Thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after SIX SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!
[Him turns the sun back to normal]
No! You are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!
[effeminate] Is not so!
Is so!
Not so!
Is so!
Not so!
Is so!
Not so!
IS SO!
[demonic] NOT SO!
[after watching them with increasing annoyance] SHUT UP!!!
We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whatever-er! There's only one evil thing we care about - and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
[high-fiving each other] Yeah!
Let's go!
[The boys fly towards Townsville as Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]
My...that's the evilest thing I can imagine.
[sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.
[to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!
[The two villains put an arm around each other]
And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to...the Rowdyruff Boys!
[After the Gangreen Gang collect the Egyptian artefacts for her, Sedusa sprouts snakes for hair and grows to a gigantic size]
Sedusa! That explains everything!
And she's got snakes for hair!
Asps! Very dangerous.
[The Gang rush past the Girls and bow at Sedusa's feet]
Huh! Typical guys. See some curves, turn into gibbering idiots. [her sisters stare at her for a moment] NOT LIKE I CARE!
[The Gang beg Sedusa for their promised reward]
[smiling] Oh, my sweet boys... [nastily] you PATHETIC FOOLS! You served your purpose, now SCRAM!
[shocked] But... mommy loves us. She loves us!
Ha! You're nothing to me. I used you like the losers you are. I never loved you. I got what I wanted, now I'm gone, baby! AND SO ARE YOU!
[She kicks them away, sending them falling into a mud puddle in the dump]
[As Sedusa rampages across Townsville]
Is there no way to stop this chick?!
There's one...
[Blossom turns to see the devastated Gangreen Gang]
[while comforting Big Billy] The tiara. It is the key, the one item that allows all the magic to work. Without it, the other items are useless, including the tiara itself. It's all about the tiara.
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE TIARA! [sobs]
[surprised] Thanks... guys. [prepares to take off]
Blossom?
[She glances back at them]
Bring her down for us!
[Blossom smiles and flies in battle]
[The Girls snatch the tiara, causing Sedusa to lose her snakes and shrink back down to normal. She ends up wobbling on a plank over the mud, right in front of the Gang]
Whoa! Whoa! Boys? Boys, help me! Mommy loves you! This time, we rule together! No lie! I mean it, really!
[Ace and Snake still look hurt and betrayed, tearing up slightly; the Girls are holding the artefacts]
[gloating] Gee, bet you wish you still had these, don't ya, COW?!
[scowls at the Girls for a moment] I'll make all your dreams come true! Come on, what do you say?
Fool me once, shame on you. [stops crying and scowls] But fool me twice?
[Sedusa looks shocked]
No thanks! [kicks the plank, sending her falling into the mud] She's all yours, Girls. [flips a quarter] Come on, guys. Let's hit some video games at the mini-mart. [leads the Gang away]
Something feels not right.
We beat up Mojo...
And saved the day...
But, what?
[They think for a moment; the sound of muffled cries is heard]
Hey, girls! Look! [points to the door]
[Blossom opens the door, and pulls off a piece of tape from the mouth of the narrator, who is offscreen]
OW! Oh, girls, thank goodness it's you! I can finally end this nightmare! So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
I knew something was missing!
Goodnight, folks!
[Long pause as the girls simply float on the ending titles screen]
[impatiently] Now what?
Er...could I have a ride home?
Of course!
And the Powerpuff Girls are soaking it all up. At the beach!
[A considerable crowd is gathered around them; none pay any attention to the Professor]
Can you really fly?
Have you always been so cool?
Who are you gonna beat up next?
[sits up; two young women look his way] Hey! Any questions for me? [chuckling] You know, I invented the Powerpuff Girls. [The pair give him an irritated glance]
Girls, you forgot your sunscreen!
Professor, were kinda in a hurry.
Yeah, we're cool.
And, uh, sunscreen is for nerds.
[slathering the sunscreen onto himself as the young women laugh at him] Oh, do you girls also wear sunscreen? Did you know that it was invented by a scientist?
[Pause; the women laugh some more]
[points at the professor] Nerd!
[They're lying on their bed, still in swimsuits which is causing a sunburn]
It hurts so bad.
The sunburn or the humiliation?
Both. [a tear falls; they all groan in pain]
And the worst part is, there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.
Maybe we should get the Professor's, uh, help.
I don't need nobody's help, and I don't need nobody laughing at my sunburn!
[groaning] Buttercup's right. We have to maintain our professional image.
Well, then, how are we gonna fight crime?
Yeah. We can barely even move.
I think that we should have faith in the goodness of Townsville's citizens.
[Singing] Townsville's goin'down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!
[Singing] The babies can grow, and the little old folks, can walk real slooo-ho!
[Repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?
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