[after kidnapping the Narrator and taking his place] The city of Townsville. A city that, while being a city, is for some inexplicable reason called "Town." And not only is it called a "Town," but also a "Ville," thus making it a city, town, and village, which seems to me to be redundant and repetitive, which can be quite annoying if you ask me, which you have no choice but to do, for now I, Mojo Jojo, am in charge of... the city of Townsville!
In the stomach or in the face?
How about a third type of opinion?
In the grading system, I would have assigned you all with an F! Which, if I had control of the grading system, I would make the lowest grade a Z, since that is the final letter in the alphabet which starts with A and ends with Z. But instead, the letter given for those who do most poorly is an F, seeing as it goes A, B, C, D, F, with the inexplicable skipping of E! Nonetheless, after that pathetic display, all of you would get an F, symbolizing failure for your poor use of English!
Pardon, monsieur, but all you did was ask of us our names, and that is what we answered with.
Yes, and that is wrong, because it is boring and uninteresting and thoroughly bringing me about to a state of unconsciousness! From those simple, pathetic names, I learn nothing! I am here to teach you proper English, and with that you are to learn proper descriptive and defining skills!
Mojo has managed to bring Townsville to a complete standstill by having all of the people speak in the most lengthy of questions and redundant of answers! Thus, nothing can be asked or answered without the verbosity of words causing the city to come to a permanent and most painful halt! Furthermore--
Bubbles!
Sorry.
This is going well.
Do you think Mojo is really learning his lesson?
Oh, I think he's learning quite a bit.
The Easter Bunny hides...?
Eggs... (Shakes uneasily trying to control himself... until he's unable to contain his rambling) ...Which are generally regular eggs which have been boiled in the hottest of water and then decorated in a vinegar-based dye by placing― (Buttercup punches him) Ow!
Keep it brief, buddy!
Eggs.
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