Bossman quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Blossom, come watch us do a crime!

[Singing] Townsville's goin'down! I'm gonna throw this paper on the ground!

[expecting praise] Well?

You gave them dolls?!

[holding up needles] Voodoo dolls! Ha ha! Let the torture begin!

Mojo Jojo

You pinheads! You're not supposed to give THEM the dolls! The dolls are what YOU stick the needles in!

[with the needles sticking into himself] So? What's your point?

Mojo Jojo

Now we'll definitely never destroy those brats!

Amoeba Boys

[dejected] We're sorry...

[on TV, effeminate] And so, with the party crashed and their presents crushed, the Powerpuff Girls have finally been defeated.

Mojo

"Defeated"? What are you talking about?!

You gave everyone candy!

Uh, everyone loves candy!

Oh, simpleminded mortals. You must plan for the future! What is candy today becomes cavities tomorrow!

Just admit it. You lost!

Mojo

You destroyed no one!

Yeah!

Why destroy when I can torture with tooth decay? [laughs]

Mojo

Oh, brother.

What a sore loser.

[changing the channel] What else is on?

Hi, I'm Bossman. And this is Skinny Slim and Tiny. We're the Amoeba Boys, and we're bad guys! But we got a problem, though.

No matter what unthinkable crime we commit, it's never good enough for those stinkin' Powerpuffs.

Oh, sure, we try to be tough. We try to be "hardened criminals". But all we ever hear is...

Blossom

Bad guys, shmad guys.

You're cute!

Gaaah! It's enough to make you wanna crawl back to the petri dish!

Not so fast --- oh.

Blossom

It's just you, Amoeba Boys.

Whaddaya mean "just us"?! I'll have you know we were just about to comit the crime of the century! So why don't you just watch? Come on!

Well?

What was that?

Jaywalking! Crosswalk over there, a crosswalk over there, and us right through the middle! NOW LET'S FIGHT!

Blossom

Aww, you guys are cute, but you'll have to do better than that.

Amoeba Boys

[Crying] But that's the best we can do!

Amoeba Boys

[Interrupting the trial of the Girls] Hey, Powerpuff Girls!

Amoeba Boys!

What'do we do with these?