[Repeated line, singing] Do the people have to be freedom beef?
Professor Utonium
The Powerpuff Girls · 276 quotes
In 11 of the 276 quotes from The Powerpuff Girls
Most scenes with: Blossom (5), Bubbles (5), Buttercup (4)
Lines by Professor Utonium 1
Scenes with Professor Utonium 10
[Being chased by Boogie Man]
Buttercup? Blossom? Oh No! I - I can't do it alone! [Crying]
Bubbles, if you can just face your fears, then I know you can find the courage to beat him.
[offscreen] Help! Help! Save me!
Someone's in trouble!
[The girls fly into Lenny's apartment]
Whoa...
[uncomfortable at the sight of Lenny's collection] Oh,...this is creepy...
[uncomfortable] Yeah, Buttercup… creepy.
[excited] Cool!
[offscreen] Bubbles!
Sorry.
[offscreen] Hello, ladies. [appears at the door] Let me be the first to introduce you to my collection... [close-up of him with red, evil eyes] permanently!
[The girls scream in terror as the camera zooms out of Lenny’s apartment and goes to and into the girls’ house where we see the Professor]
[hears the girls' screams] The girls!
Eat your pea, Professor. [the Professor stabs the pea with his fork slowly, trying to stall as long as possible] Eat it! [the Professor chews very slowly for 30 seconds] SWALLOW IT!
[The Professor does so]
Who wants dessert?
[frantically] I do!
[annoyed] OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD, MARIANNE!
Mayor want toast! Mayor want toast!
Look I'm a scientist not a mechanic, what you need to do is take your toaster to the manufacturer and have a certified mechanic fix it.
[Mayor starts to get mad]
MAYOR WANT TOAST! MAYOR WANT TOAST!
ALRIGHT! ALRIGHT! I'll have a look at your toaster. But the I've got to get back to my experiments.
Oh, goody, goody!
[starts to jump up and down] [rattling]
Ooh! Another shiny button!
[he presses the button and the lab begans to shake]
Help!
[lab stops shaking]
Huh?
[Chemical X is changed]
Ooh!
[Professor Utonium is working on the Mayor's toaster and removes his shades]
Mayor? He's being too quiet.
[He sneaks inside]
Mayor? What are you DOING?!
[humming] [puts the chemical x on his head] Mayor want hair.
No! Mayor, stop!
Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Mayor gotta hair! Mayor gotta hair! Yummy 'X' powder made Mayor's hair grow! [looks around] Professor. Professor?
Your hair wasn't the only thing that grew, Mr.Mayor.
[looks down]
Professor! What's going on?
Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.
[referencing various Beatles songs] Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. [[w:Eight Days a Week|Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
There isn't!
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
We're never saving the day again.
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
But what can we do?
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Huh?
Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
When were you in New York?
Yesterday.
[whispering] No, today.
I mean...today.
What happened to Professor Dick and the other Powerpuff Girls?
Well, Old Dick may have gotten the formula right, but the one ingredient that he forgot was "love". Let's go home, girls.
[screaming while dying] NOOOOOOOOO!!!
[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]
Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.
Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.
Today, for the first time ever . . .
Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . we have discovered an individual . . .
. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . whose bravery . . .
. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . strength . . .
. . .cheep . . .
. . . and agility . . .
. . . cheep cheep . . .
Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .
THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!
Hm? Oh, uh, yay!
And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .
Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
Bruce begins with a B!
Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .
. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .
. . . Powerpuff Bullet!
. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!
Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]
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