A character in The Powerpuff Girls
Played by Jeff Bennett
The Powerpuff Girls · 276 quotes
In 6 of the 276 quotes from The Powerpuff Girls
Most scenes with: Blossom (3), Ace (3), Narrator (2)
[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]
Big Billy"So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"
Well, well! What do we have here? [picks up dodgeball]
[nervously] Excuse me, mister, but... can we have our ball back?
Mister? [spins the ball on one finger] You're talkin' to Ace, kid. There are no Misters here. At least, I don't think so. Um, Little Arturo, is your name "Mister"?
[laughs] No.
How 'bout you, Big Billy?
Big BillyDuh...no.
Grubber?
[blows raspberry]
Yeah, I thought so. Hey, is your name "Mister", Snake?
[does a hissing snicker] Yessss!
[Ace punches him]
I means, no.
[The Gangreen Gang have been bullying kids at the playground; the Girls catch them as Snake gives one a wedgie]
Let the underwear go.
[relieved] The Powerpuff Girls...
The Powerpuff Girls?!
Big BillyThe Powerpuff Girls?!
The P-P-Powerpuff Girlssss?!
[blows raspberry]
[more calmly] The Powerpuff Girls? [pauses for a moment] SNAKE! What are you doing to that poor child?!
But-But you ssssaid--
[Ace punches him again; Buttercup giggles]
Buttercup! [frowns at her in disapproval]
[thinks for a moment, looking sly, then falls to his knees dramatically] Oh, Powerpuff Girls! Please forgive my foolish friend for his foolish act, for he did not know what he was doing! And I know, deep inside my heart, that he would never do anything like that ever again.
[Blossom and Bubbles glare back at him, but Buttercup is smiling and tearing up]
What do you say, Girls? Will you forgive him? [taking Buttercup's hand] Will you? Please?
[Buttercup looks beseechingly at her sisters for a moment]
Okay.
Thank you.
[He winks at Buttercup, who looks lovestruck as the Gang leave]
Oh no! Looks like Buttercup is looking for love in all the wrong places!
Big BillyHello?
[demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
Big BillyHe's not here right now. Can I take a massage (message)?
[effeminate voice] Do you know when he'll be back?
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Uh, we were wondering-
How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
No, not today. Why do you ask?
No reason, just wondering.
This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
So, you haven't been...?
Nope!
Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
I guess you will.
Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly away]
Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...
[Cut to Mojo's base]
[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]
[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!
Yes, sir! What is it?
[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
What?! How did you know?
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Well, put him on!
BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
This is an outrage!
You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]
We should complain!
But to whom?
[Cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]
Big Billy[answers the phone] Hello?
I demand to speak with the Mayor!
Big BillyHe's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Do you know when he'll be back?
Big BillyUh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.
Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Big BillyUh, this is Billy.
Billy who?
Big BillyBig Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in]
[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!
[He nervously sneaks past the fighting villains and heads for the phone. Back at the Girls' house, they are sleeping at night when the hotline buzzes]
Hello?
Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.
[The hotline buzzes again. Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy it]
Goodnight, Professor.
So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?
[As Sedusa rampages across Townsville]
Is there no way to stop this chick?!
There's one...
[Blossom turns to see the devastated Gangreen Gang]
[while comforting Big Billy] The tiara. It is the key, the one item that allows all the magic to work. Without it, the other items are useless, including the tiara itself. It's all about the tiara.
Big BillyIT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE TIARA! [sobs]
[surprised] Thanks... guys. [prepares to take off]
Blossom?
[She glances back at them]
Bring her down for us!
[Blossom smiles and flies in battle]
BlossomCathy Cavadini · 122 quotes
BubblesTara Strong · 105 quotes
ButtercupE. G. Daily · 97 quotes
Mojo JojoRoger L. Jackson · 52 quotes
NNarrator46 quotes
PProfessor38 quotes
HHim34 quotes
PMPrincess Morbucks22 quotes
MMayor17 quotes
BrickRob Paulsen · 16 quotes
PGPowerpuff Girls16 quotes
BoomerRob Paulsen · 12 quotes
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