Oh, Girls, I'm back from the store?! What's going on here?!
SSedusa
Oh, Professor. Thank goodness you're back! The girls went just crazy and they all jumped on me when I came home.
No, Professor. It's not true.
And she grounded us so she can make off with the mayor's jewels.
SSedusa
Liars! Professor, Sweetie, you believe me, don't you? Please help me. Please.
[Professor grabs Sedusa's arm, causing the girls to lose hope]
Girls, call the police! [the girls look up with surprised smiles; while restraining Sedusa] This crook is not going to deceive us anymore!
[After Sedusa traps the Powerpuff Girls on the window with sticky hair gel]
BBBubbles and Buttercup
That's okay, Blossom.
SSedusa
[sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be "splitting hairs"! [laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]
[in the Sedusa disguise] Not so fast, Sedusa! You haven't won yet.
SSedusa
You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!
Oh, yeah? [tears off the Sedusa mask] Try me! [tosses it aside]
[The two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard]
GGirls
[worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, but she clenches her fists] Ohh!
[Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, rests her hand against the frame, leans forward to catch her breath and coughs while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body. The water bubbles, and Sedusa resurfaces]
SSedusa
[angrily] This isn't over. [attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] M-My hair! What happened to my hair?! [she starts splashing her fists furiously in the pool] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! [bawls like a baby] My poor hair...!
[snaps her fingers] That's it. [grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls]
[They float in front of Miss Bellum]
Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.
SSedusa
[dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you... [became shocked] B-B-B-B-Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? BELLUM?!
[pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, Girls?
SSedusa
[terrified] No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! [the camera pulls away from the house and pans to the view; offscreen] No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! [the snipping is heard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
[After the Gangreen Gang collect the Egyptian artefacts for her, Sedusa sprouts snakes for hair and grows to a gigantic size]
Sedusa! That explains everything!
And she's got snakes for hair!
[The Gang rush past the Girls and bow at Sedusa's feet]
Huh! Typical guys. See some curves, turn into gibbering idiots. [her sisters stare at her for a moment] NOT LIKE I CARE!
[The Gang beg Sedusa for their promised reward]
SSedusa
[smiling] Oh, my sweet boys... [nastily] you PATHETIC FOOLS! You served your purpose, now SCRAM!
[shocked] But... mommy loves us. She loves us!
SSedusa
Ha! You're nothing to me. I used you like the losers you are. I never loved you. I got what I wanted, now I'm gone, baby! AND SO ARE YOU!
[She kicks them away, sending them falling into a mud puddle in the dump]
[The Girls snatch the tiara, causing Sedusa to lose her snakes and shrink back down to normal. She ends up wobbling on a plank over the mud, right in front of the Gang]
SSedusa
Whoa! Whoa! Boys? Boys, help me! Mommy loves you! This time, we rule together! No lie! I mean it, really!
[Ace and Snake still look hurt and betrayed, tearing up slightly; the Girls are holding the artefacts]
[gloating] Gee, bet you wish you still had these, don't ya, COW?!
SSedusa
[scowls at the Girls for a moment] I'll make all your dreams come true! Come on, what do you say?
Fool me once, shame on you. [stops crying and scowls] But fool me twice?
[Sedusa looks shocked]
No thanks! [kicks the plank, sending her falling into the mud] She's all yours, Girls. [flips a quarter] Come on, guys. Let's hit some video games at the mini-mart. [leads the Gang away]
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