A character in The Powerpuff Girls
Narrator
The Powerpuff Girls · 276 quotes
5th most-quoted character in The Powerpuff Girls: in 46 of its 276 quotes
Most scenes with: Blossom (20), Bubbles (15), Buttercup (14)
[At the end of the episode]
And once again, the day is saved. Get it? The day was saved? You don't get it. Because it was going to be perpetual night. You know, the daylight. They saved the day, literally. [laughs]
Shh.
[voice sinks to a whisper] Oh, sorry. Thanks to the Powerpuff Girls. Goodnight, everybody.
The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of--
[A phone rings]
Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
[Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
You can't talk to me like that!
[Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?!
[The caller hangs up]
Hello?! Hello?!
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Uh, we were wondering-
How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
No, not today. Why do you ask?
No reason, just wondering.
This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
So, you haven't been...?
Nope!
Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
I guess you will.
Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly away]
Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...
[Cut to Mojo's base]
[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]
[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!
Yes, sir! What is it?
[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
What?! How did you know?
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Well, put him on!
BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
This is an outrage!
You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]
We should complain!
But to whom?
[Cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]
[answers the phone] Hello?
I demand to speak with the Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Do you know when he'll be back?
Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.
Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Uh, this is Billy.
Billy who?
Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in]
[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!
[He nervously sneaks past the fighting villains and heads for the phone. Back at the Girls' house, they are sleeping at night when the hotline buzzes]
Hello?
Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.
[The hotline buzzes again. Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy it]
Goodnight, Professor.
So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?
Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]
[effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!
[effeminate] "Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you!" [demonic] Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls, POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] miserable little brats? [squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? [squeaks his ducky again] Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. What a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those Girls... [demonic] FOREVER!!!
Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.
Yeah. Something strange is going on.
[affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!
[At the hospital]
So now you know why we had to do what we did. We all feel really bad, and hope that you'll forgive us.
Besides, it hurt us a lot more than it hurt you.
Well now, we wouldn't say that! [all laughing]
[laughing, then groaning] Don’t worry, we forgive you. Because once again, the day is saved, thanks to The Powerpuff Girls! Oh, nurse, isn't it time for my sponge bath?
[laughs] Wow, talk about ironic! Professor creates Mojo; Mojo creates Girls! It's crazy, I tell you! [laughs some more] Yeah! So, once again, the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls, but thanks ORIGINALLY to Mojo Jojo!
[chants] It was me.
[Episode ends]
[Blossom has accidentally caused crooks to get away with her ice breath]
Whoops!
Thanks, Blossom!
[angrily] Way to go, Ice Princess.
You did a bad thing, Blossom.
I know. [flies over to cops she accidentally froze] Sorry, Mr. Policeman. [flies over to citizens she accidentally froze] Sorry, people of Townsville. [flies over to a tree she accidentally froze] Sorry, tree. I promise, I'll never use my ice powers again.
Whew! Is it me, or did things just get a little hotter?
The Bubbles you know is gone! I'M HARDCORE NOW!!!
But, um, you're going overboard.
That's not the Powerpuff way.
Forget the Powerpuff way! I'm doing it my way. I can handle Townsville myself!
[shocked] What?!
But we're a team!
We look out for each other!
I don't mean to burst your bubble, girls, but from now on... [flying past them] ...I fly solo.
Whoa! Sister's doing it for herself! Let's hope she knows what she's doing.
[After Buttercup finally agrees to be given a bath]
Now, then. See, Buttercup? Don't you feel better now that you're all squeaky clean?
[sulking, wrapped in towels] "Now that you're all squeaky clean?" SHUT UP!! I only took this stupid bath so I could fight monsters again...
You know, Buttercup, you may be clean, but your attitude still stinks.
Ripe you are, Buttercup-- I mean, right you are, Blossom. [laughs]
[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
[in a towel] Bubbles.
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
Bunny!
Wha?
What have you done?
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Bad?
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
No Powawull?
No.
[The background for the end shot comes up. Even the poor Narrator is so emotional over what happened to Bunny that he cries so hard that it takes several seconds before he can compose himself enough to get any words out. A rather depressing, slow, low-key version of the ending theme is heard.]
[crying hard for a few seconds, mourning Bunny] Oh, it's so sad, I can't take it. And so, for the first...and final time...the day is saved, thanks to Powerpuff Bunny!
Powawull!
[as "THE END" appears; crying harder for a few more seconds] OH, why? Why? Oh, GO to a commercial.
So, how did it go with the Mayor?
Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you--
THIS PLACE STINKS!
I wanna go home!
We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...
[The Professor tears up.]
Professor?
Professor?
Oh, girls... [suddenly smiling] You don't know how happy this makes me!
Huh?
Oh, I've been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?
[Cuts to them moving away from Citysville and back to their true home]
Bye-bye, bad old Citysville!
And hello, City of Townsville!
Well, girls, I should have known. I'm sorry for not trusting your judgment. You were right about Mitch. And I have to admit, your solution is very creative.
[Reveals Mitch being chased by the mutant Twiggy in a gigantic exercise wheel.]
Hoo! That Twiggy is a biggie!
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ButtercupE. G. Daily · 97 quotes
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