SMSteve the Monster
STOP!!!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
Huh?
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
What?
SMSteve the Monster
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.
BMButtercup/Mange
Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
We're superheroes!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
Real ones!
SMSteve the Monster
Yeah, well, that's great and all. But what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles 'cause you didn't need them. [takes the Girls' costumes off] See, even if you take away the costumes, the props and the angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say? [knocks over the building] Powerpuff Girls?
[The girls smile at each other]
[The girls charge at Steve]
SMSteve the Monster
Now, that's better. [finally gets beaten up by the girls]
NNarrator
So, once again, the day is saved, with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange, but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!
Okay, Him - hand over the Professor.
[effeminate] Too late, Girls, you failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]
[demonic] Time to pay... [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.
[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!
[crossly] Here's your money, Him! Your flapjacks are good, but not that good! I'm never eating here again! Come on, Girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant. [storms out]
[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!
[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]
NNarrator
[just as confused] And so... err... hmm... yeah.
NNarrator
And with the first poke of the pin, the girls quickly got the point.
[jabs the doll in its rear; in midair, and clutches that part of herself] Yow!
[The Buttercup doll gets the same treatment; the genuine article matches Blossom's response]
[Now the same things happen to the Bubbles doll and Bubbles herself]
[singed] Oh! In my tailbone!
[Last lines of the series. Everyone, including Bubbles, Blossom, and Buttercup angrily wait outside the bathroom door for Mojo]
MOJO! You get out of there! You're nothing but a big party pooper!
[moaning from contaminated banana cream pie he ate] Oh, how did you know?
[The toilet is flushed]
NNarrator
And so once again, the day is saved. Thanks to The Powerpuff Girls and the contaminated cream pie.
[Later that night, Princess is tucked in her bed]
NNanny
[nervously] Yes, sweetheart?
NNanny
[pause] Time for bed. Lights out. [runs off and the lights go out as the door to the hall slams]
[Pause]
Wait! I need another pillow! [pause; silence] Fine! I'll just go get it myself! [gets up from her bed to get another pillow from her closet, but gets crushed by a bunch of coal] Naughty, huh? I'll show you who's naughty! [throws a piece of coal; later suited up in burglary outfit; kicking a piece of coal along herself while walking down the hallway] And all these years, I thought that coal in my stocking came from Daddy's coal mine! [follows coal down a staircase] Who does that blimp think he is, denying me presents?! Well, this time, I am gonna be a Powerpuff Girl! And I'm sure not gonna let some elf with a weight problem stop me! [gets into a cart driven by her driver] Well, I'll show him, and I'll show those Powerpukes who's naughty and who's nice! [gets off the cart and boards her private plane]
NNarrator
She entered her jet, to her man gave a yell, and away Princess went, with a plot, I can tell.
To the North Pole! And step on it! [slams the hatch shut and the plane takes off]
NNarrator
And left no one aware of the web she would weave, not even the girls, preparing for Christmas Eve.
Now, if I were a big, fat, bearded oaf, where would I keep a stupid list? [finds Santa's nice list] "Nice. Agatha Aarons, Arnold Adams..." [mumbles] "Bubbles, Blossom, Buttercup"? [more mumbling] "Mitch Mitchelson"?! You gotta be kidding me! [more mumbling] "Zachary Zimmerman." Where's my name? [finds a sticky note that bears the word "NAUGHTY" above a single name: hers. She gasps] "Naughty. Princess Morbucks."? [uses a pencil to edit the list and escape]
NNarrator
She spoke not a word; she had finished her work, and took leave of her lie with a satisfied smirk.
NNarrator
Then, at last, they were done. Whew! Just before dawn. So, they sped back to Townsville; to home with a yawn. [weaving back and forth due to fatigue, they fly in through the bedroom windows. Cut to a pan across the room; they float in, yawning and rubbing their eyes, and head straight for bed] They entered their room, for the wear no less worn, [Buttercup pulls up the blanket, and all three are instantly asleep] And snuggled into bed to await Christmas morn.
[Cut to a point near the ceiling. The Professor bounces into view, accompanied by the creaking of bedsprings]
[excitedly, on separate bounces] Girls! Wake up! Wake up! [jumping on their bed, annoying them] It's Christmas! It's Christmas! [stops jumping and bends down, laughing] He came! Santa came! Come on, come on! Let's go open the presents, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! I think somebody might have gotten that new atom splitter they've been eyeing! [moans eagerly, clasps his hands together and chews his lip in anticipation. Next he starts jumping on the bed again] Come on, come on, come on, come on! [giggles]
[with her eyes shut] Professor, it's too early!
[with her eyes shut] We'll open presents later.
[with her eyes shut] Go back to bed!
[They lie down again; he sits at the corner of the bed, his head hanging, then shuffles disappointedly out of the room and pulls the door shut. The girls sleep peacefully for a moment]
[waking up] Wait a minute.
[waking up] What are we saying?
[waking up] Who cares if we're tired?
It's Christmas! [cut to the balcony. The Professor clumps along toward his own room and stops when he gets halfway there. Without warning, the girls streak past, jolting him out of his deep blue funk] Presents!
[He breaks into a huge smile and runs toward the stairs. Cut to just outside the lighted living room window; happy chatter is heard from inside, mixed with the sound of wrapping paper being torn off boxes. Pull back slowly to frame the entire house, with all its windows now illuminated, and stop on Santa at the curb. Fully suited up, he looks toward the family and then tips a wink to the camera. A touch of his nose, and the background for the end shot comes up in a flash]
NNarrator
[last lines] Now, all the nice kids of the world won't get stiffed. They'll look on with pure joy at every wrapped gift. So paper's torn open and ribbon unfurls, 'cause Christmas was saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
NNarrator
And in their day, the Girls even manage to humble...Him.
[In his lair, Him is angrily watching the Powerpuff Girls on TV having saved the day once again]
[on TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.
[on TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!
[mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" [demonic voice] Blah! Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So...effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing! So much time, such little results. [demonic] There must be a way! There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...
[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]
[demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SEND YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified! [with a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph] Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic voice] and watch your back...because the Boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]
NNarrator
"Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
[After the Girls defeat the toilet-headed monster by stuffing a truck full of soap into his mouth]
That should be a lesson to you, Mr. Monster, that certain words are inappropriate.
Especially for nice girls like us.
[points aside] Now you get a time-out to think about what you've done.
[The monster follows her directions to a patch of land in front of some buildings resembling a corner, grumbling half-heartedly]
Less talking, more [CENSORED] thinking!
[In the end shot, Buttercup is shown sulking, her mouth washed out with soap again]
NNarrator
And "soap" once again the day is saved, thanks to the Pottymou-- err, I mean the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him prepares to blow up the sun, destroying the Earth in the process]
[effeminate] Splendidly evil, [demonic] isn't it?
Evil? How about STUPID?! Yes! Thanks to your foolishness, we will be reduced to nothing! Nothing! Like the amount of intelligence inside your head! Nothing! Like the amount of respect I get after SIX SEASONS ON THIS SHOW!
[Him turns the sun back to normal]
No! You are not the more evil parent! You are the more STUPID parent, which makes you unfit to be the father of these boys!
RBRowdyruff Boys
[after watching them with increasing annoyance] SHUT UP!!!
We don't care which one of you is more eviler, or more stupider, or whatever-er! There's only one evil thing we care about - and that's destroying the Powerpuff Girls!
RBRowdyruff Boys
[high-fiving each other] Yeah!
[The boys fly towards Townsville as Mojo and Him begin to cry with joy]
My...that's the evilest thing I can imagine.
[sniffs; effeminate] All you can do is raise them the best you know how, and hope they turn out right.
MJMojo Jojo and Him
[to each other in unison] I'm so proud of them!
[The two villains put an arm around each other]
NNarrator
And so, with Mojo and Him finally happy together, the day is doomed, thanks to...the Rowdyruff Boys!
Something feels not right.
[They think for a moment; the sound of muffled cries is heard]
Hey, girls! Look! [points to the door]
[Blossom opens the door, and pulls off a piece of tape from the mouth of the narrator, who is offscreen]
NNarrator
OW! Oh, girls, thank goodness it's you! I can finally end this nightmare! So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
I knew something was missing!
[Long pause as the girls simply float on the ending titles screen]
NNarrator
Er...could I have a ride home?
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