Gee, I sure hope we can find a trail.
[After changing everyone in Townsville into dogs with the Anubis Head]
All right, you flea-bitten curs! Heel! I, Mojo Jojo, am your master, and you shall obey my commands like the dogs you are! Because I am your master, it is I who you will obey! Obeying commands is what you will do! I will give you commands, and you will obey them!
Not so fast...
Mojo...
Jojo!
[The Girls are changed into dogs]
Too late, Powerpuffs! Or should I say, "Power-pups"?
It appears our Girls are being secretly monitored. But by who? [upon seeing who it is, he is suddenly scared] Oh, no! Not... I-- I-- I can't say it! This is a villain so evil, so sinister, so horribly vile, that even the utterance of his name strikes fear into the hearts of men! The only safe way to refer to this king of darkness is simply... Him!
The city of Townsville! And what a beautiful city she is, full of--
[A phone rings]
Oh, excuse me. [Answers phone] Uh... hello?
AAce
[Over phone] Yeah, listen, jerkface, you good for nothin' toad!
You can't talk to me like that!
AAce
[Over phone] How 'bout this? I THINK YOU STINK! I CAN SMELL YA OVER THE PHONE!
Why I oughta... WHO IS THIS?!
[The caller hangs up]
Hello?! Hello?!
HHim
[To Mojo Jojo on the phone; demonic voice] Mojo! It's me... [Effeminate voice] Him!
Oh! Yes, sir! What is it?
HHim
[Demonic] You wouldn't believe what just happened!
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
HHim
WHAT?! How did you know?!
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
HHim
Well, put him on!
[Mojo puts Fuzzy on the line]
[Shaking with fury] BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!
HHim
This is an outrage!
You are right! We are all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!! [Cries]
HHim
[demonic voice] We should complain!
But to whom?
Hello?
HHim
[demonic voice] I demand to speak with The Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage (message)?
HHim
[effeminate voice] Do you know when he'll be back?
[The Girls break into Mojo's lair and beat him up]
WHAT IS THE MEANING OF—?!
Don't play dumb! We know you've got some evil plot underway!
What are you talking about?
Oh, like you don't have a giant robot ready to smash Townsville!
No.
No diabolical plans to destroy the world?
No.
Turn everyone into zombies and you scare people?!
Oh, for crying out loud, NO! I have no intentions of committing any crimes... today.
Then what were you doing before we got here?!
Sleeping!
Before that!
Reading the paper!
Oh. Well, you better behave yourself, or we'll be back!
[sarcastically] Oh goodness, I'd better not snore.
[The Girls attack Fuzzy Lumpkins in his bath]
Okay, Fuzzy, prepare to get stomped!
This is for anything you broke! [punches him]
This is for anyone you hurt! [pulls on his antennae]
AND THIS IS FOR TAKING A BATH!
[Bubbles whacks Fuzzy with his banjo, causing him to sink into the water]
Uh-oh. I think maybe he was just taking a bath...
Fuzzy?
Um, we didn't mean to...
[Fuzzy rises back up, now literally red with rage]
[chuckles nervously] I guess you weren't going crazy, you were just taking a bath.
[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
HHim
[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Uh, we were wondering-
HHim
How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
HHim
No, not today. Why do you ask?
No reason, just wondering.
HHim
This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
So, you haven't been...?
HHim
Nope!
Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
HHim
I guess you will.
Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly away]
HHim
Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...
[Cut to Mojo's base]
[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]
HHim
[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!
Yes, sir! What is it?
HHim
[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
HHim
What?! How did you know?
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
HHim
Well, put him on!
BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
HHim
This is an outrage!
You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]
HHim
We should complain!
But to whom?
[Cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]
[answers the phone] Hello?
HHim
I demand to speak with the Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
HHim
Do you know when he'll be back?
Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.
HHim
Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Uh, this is Billy.
HHim
Billy who?
Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in]
HHim
[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!
[He nervously sneaks past the fighting villains and heads for the phone. Back at the Girls' house, they are sleeping at night when the hotline buzzes]
Hello?
Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.
[The hotline buzzes again. Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy it]
GGirls
Goodnight, Professor.
So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?
Those little scamps are so adorable! How we just love the Powerpuff Girls!
[Him is in a bathtub, looking angry]
HHim
[effeminate voice] Oh, how I [demonic] HATE THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!
Hate the Powerpuff Girls?! Who could hate the...? Oh, no. Please don't let it be...Him!
HHim
[effeminate] "Oh, Powerpuff Girls, save us! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we need you! Oh, Powerpuff Girls, we love you!" [demonic] Powerpuff Girls, Powerpuff Girls, POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [looks at a rubber ducky; effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, am I the only one who [demonic] hates those [effeminate] miserable little brats? [squeaks his ducky] You hate them, too? Oh, I knew I could count on you! But how can I possibly beat them with all that [demonic] love surrounding them?! [squeaks his ducky; effeminate] What's that you say? [squeaks his ducky again] Yes! [demonic] That's brilliant! [effeminate] Oh, Mr. Quackers, you are so smart. What a positively evil scheme you've hatched. And I'll finally be rid of those Girls... [demonic] FOREVER!!!
HHim
[effeminate] Poor, ususpecting Townsville, all snug in your beds. Unaware of the evil that lurks above your heads. And so, with a flick of my wrist and a twirl of my claw, I'll get rid of those Girls once and [demonic] for all!
[Ms. Keane and the students of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten are throwing things at the girls]
I've heard of class struggles, but this is ridiculous.
Wow, this has turned out to be one freaky day.
Yeah. Something strange is going on.
[affected by Him's evil gas and yelling] Aw, for crying out loud, WOULD YOU THREE SHUT UP FOR ONCE?! Always griping and moaning about something! Sheesh, you give me a headache!
[Buttercup rises and knocks the mob away with one punch, stunning Him]
Come on, you guys, get up and fight!
Buttercup, what are you doing?! We can't hurt the ones we love!
Those people aren't our loved ones; our loved ones would never want to hurt us!
BBBlossom, Bubbles
[getting the point] Hey... yeah!
[points to Him] They're just pawns in his evil scheme!
HHim
[giggles; effeminate] Well, you know...
Which means...
Let's get 'em!
HHim
[frowns] Uh-oh.
[After the Powerpuff Girls defeat their loved ones and rid them of Him's evil gas, they confront Him]
Don't ever make us have to do that again!
Or it will be your last!
[The camera pans across the ground to show the aftermath of the fight with the brainwashed townsfolk]
HHim
[effeminate] Tsk, tsk, tsk. You girls underestimate me. I never give repeat performances. But I assure you, I'll be baaaack! [laughs evilly and leaves]
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