[Princess smashes her way into the kindergarten in her upgraded suit]
Looks like she went shopping this morning...
All I ever wanted was for everyone to instantly love me as much as they love you! But no! You turned everyone against me! You humiliated me! You told me I could never be a Powerpuff Girl! Well, if I can't be a Powerpuff Girl, THEN THERE WON'T BE ANY POWERPUFF GIRLS!!! [powers up her gloves with crackling energy]
KMs. Keane
[timidly] Err, Princess? The Girls already know this rule, but you're new, so I'll let you know - I don't allow fighting in the classroom.
Oh. I'm sorry. We'll take it outside! [blasts the Girls through a wall into the playground] So, who says money can't buy superpowers?
I didn't do it! [falls over backward, then props himself up] Uh...Um, you needed to speak to me about the girls?
KMs. Keane
Yes, Professor. I'm very concerned. They've been falling asleep in class, and their participation is slipping.
Well, what do you suppose the reason is, Ms. Keane?
KMs. Keane
I believe all of this late-night crime-fighting is to blame.
Well, they are superheroes, you know, and saving the world’s a big responsibility.
KMs. Keane
But education is a bigger responsibility.
[Pause]
[smiling, cowboy twang] Yup, that am true, Ms. Keane, [serious again] but what do you propose?
KMs. Keane
Well, I suggest you set... [her face hardening] ...a curfew.
KMs. Keane
Well, girls, I should have known. I'm sorry for not trusting your judgment. You were right about Mitch. And I have to admit, your solution is very creative.
[Reveals Mitch being chased by the mutant Twiggy in a gigantic exercise wheel.]
Hoo! That Twiggy is a biggie!
Yeah, the Mayor! If he's supposed to be running the city, Why's he always asking us to save it for him?
[sarcastically] Oh, you're absolutely right, girls. He should be using his own superpowers to save the city.
[Silence]
Okay. Fine. But you gotta admit, things are unfair around here. I mean, there's only one female villain in the whole town!
We girls gotta look out for each other!
FVFemale voice
Oh, really?
[Three angry women come out of the darkness and surround the girls]
BBusinesswoman
Was Femme Fatale looking out for me when she stole from my bank?
PPolicewoman
Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
BTBlonde teenage girl
[scoffs] Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? [they look at her] Well, she did!
[The shades come up as the girls realize that Femme Fatale tricked them and realize everything]
Listen, girls. You're right about one thing: There is injustice in the world.
KMs. Keane
That's why we have you, to protect the rights of everyone. And right now, everyone in Townsville needs you.
[After finding out that it's "Him" all along, Blossom becomes determined to face her fear in the dream world]
HKHim/Ms. Keane
[effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?! [Him and the schoolchildren laugh]
Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!
[Everyone stops laughing]
HKHim/Ms. Keane
That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebraic formula for determining the area of a triangle?
Half the base times height!
HKHim/Ms. Keane
That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30 PM traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?!
Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!
HKHim/Ms. Keane
[effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?
I outsmarted you, didn't I?
[angrily] NOW, NO ONE LEAVES!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!
Bubbles, what are you talking about?
QUIET!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?
[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi... dies.
[panicked] What? What do they want?
He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!
[A fourth round of gasps]
[A fifth round of gasps]
But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...
...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.
And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.
KMs. Keane
[offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.
And the Mayor because he's a big baby!
I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]
[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?
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