Powerpuff Girls quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

[with bloodshot eyes and a crazed smile] I know who took my plans! [his eyes turn slowly to his left, then he suddenly points to his right] It was YOU! [a bird at his window chirps innocently] Well, then...it was YOU! [points at his telephone] It was ALL of you! [the room starts shaking] Ohh, the pounding, the pounding, why won't it stop?

[pounding on the door] Why-won't-this-guy-answer?!

[throws the door open] WHAAAAAT?!?

[politely] Hello! Please, Mr. Mojo, sir. Could we please borrow your supercharged high-tech laser, please?

Okay, okay, just don't bother me again. I'm trying to find my plans on how to destroy you.

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[with Mojo's high-tech laser] THANK YOU, MOJO!

S2 E4 Dream Scheme/You Snooze, You Lose

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[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]

Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.

PGThe Powerpuff Girls

[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]

Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]

S3 E2 Child Fearing

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[sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!

TThief

[disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]

[swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?

We know you have to try and trick us.

Yeah, just like in the commercials!

So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]

TThief

[in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?

[slams the door in his face again] Weak!

S3 E6 Jewel of the Aisle/Super Zeroes

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[Bubbles uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]

No! No! NO!

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All right!

You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!

I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute... little... butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think, girls?

Oh, yes.

Much better.

NO! [disappears in a flash of light]

[The monsters turn back into harmless chalk drawings]

[to Bubbles] You did it!

Yeah, you rock, Bubbles! [Quickly her emotion fades. She looks down at the ground, remorseful for how she acted earlier] Um...I, uh...um...well, I...

[she hugs Buttercup] That's okay. I forgive you.

S4 E2 All Chalked Up

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Okay, Him - hand over the Professor.

Girls!

[effeminate] Too late, Girls, you failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]

[sweating nervously] No!

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Professor...

[demonic] Time to pay... [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.

PGPowerpuff Girls

[stunned] Say wha--?!

[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!

[crossly] Here's your money, Him! Your flapjacks are good, but not that good! I'm never eating here again! Come on, Girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant. [storms out]

[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!

[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]

NNarrator

[just as confused] And so... err... hmm... yeah.

S4 E4 Super Friends

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[The Powerpuff Girls induct their new member]

Blossom : May I have your attention, please! Friends! Family! Esteemed colleagues! We are gathered here today for a momentous occasion! Bubbles, translate.

Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Today, for the first time ever . . .

Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

. . . we have discovered an individual . . .

. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

. . . whose bravery . . .

. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .

. . . strength . . .

. . .cheep . . .

. . . and agility . . .

. . . cheep cheep . . .

Blossom . . . have proven her worthy to be a member of our exclusive organization . . .

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THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!

UProfessor Utonium

Hm? Oh, uh, yay!

And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .

Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Bruce begins with a B!

Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .

. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

. . . Powerpuff Bullet!

. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!

UProfessor Utonium

Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

S4 E9 Stray Bullet

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[from offscreen, to "Deck the Halls"] Christmas time is in a few days, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! [taping up the sleigh picture] Santa'll give me lots of toys, yay, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!

[writing a wish list] Bubbles! I'm trying to concentrate!

I'm only trying to spread some Christmas cheer.

Well, can it! I'm busy.

[places a gingerbread house centerpiece she made on the table] Doing what?

Writing my wish list for Santa.

Are you crazy?! You're only giving him two days to prepare - and that's even if he gets it on time!

Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, smarty-pants?

December 26.

Hah, that's after Christmas.

December 26, last year. [blows a raspberry]

[realizing] Oh, no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle?!

[offscreen] Hah! Who would want a stupid old BB gun?

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[gasp] Princess!

Besides, you'll shoot your eye out. Since my daddy buys me anything I want, I only have one thing on my list for Santa: to be a Powerpuff Girl!

Don't hold your breath, Princess.

What?! Why?!

Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.

So?

Duh! You're naughty.

[gasps] Nuh-uh!

Yeah-huh.

Nuh-uh!

Yeah-huh.

Nuh-uh!

Yeah-huh!

Prove it!

You bought the city and legalized crime!

You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!

You gave us a bomb for our birthday!

You teamed up with three villains and went on a crime spree!

You tricked our friend Robin into stealing, and then you tattled on her!

You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous, and you don't care who you step on to get what you want!

And your point is?

PGPowerpuff Girls

[annoyed] Ugh. [sit down]

[The school bell rings]

The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways, or all you're ever gonna to get from Santa is a big fat lump of coal in your stocking. [walks off with her sisters]

[Princess is very mad, and kicks the Santa toy]

S5 E7 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas

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NNarrator

Then, at last, they were done. Whew! Just before dawn. So, they sped back to Townsville; to home with a yawn. [weaving back and forth due to fatigue, they fly in through the bedroom windows. Cut to a pan across the room; they float in, yawning and rubbing their eyes, and head straight for bed] They entered their room, for the wear no less worn, [Buttercup pulls up the blanket, and all three are instantly asleep] And snuggled into bed to await Christmas morn.

[Cut to a point near the ceiling. The Professor bounces into view, accompanied by the creaking of bedsprings]

[excitedly, on separate bounces] Girls! Wake up! Wake up! [jumping on their bed, annoying them] It's Christmas! It's Christmas! [stops jumping and bends down, laughing] He came! Santa came! Come on, come on! Let's go open the presents, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! I think somebody might have gotten that new atom splitter they've been eyeing! [moans eagerly, clasps his hands together and chews his lip in anticipation. Next he starts jumping on the bed again] Come on, come on, come on, come on! [giggles]

[with her eyes shut] Professor, it's too early!

[with her eyes shut] We'll open presents later.

[with her eyes shut] Go back to bed!

[They lie down again; he sits at the corner of the bed, his head hanging, then shuffles disappointedly out of the room and pulls the door shut. The girls sleep peacefully for a moment]

[waking up] Wait a minute.

[waking up] What are we saying?

[waking up] Who cares if we're tired?

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It's Christmas! [cut to the balcony. The Professor clumps along toward his own room and stops when he gets halfway there. Without warning, the girls streak past, jolting him out of his deep blue funk] Presents!

[He breaks into a huge smile and runs toward the stairs. Cut to just outside the lighted living room window; happy chatter is heard from inside, mixed with the sound of wrapping paper being torn off boxes. Pull back slowly to frame the entire house, with all its windows now illuminated, and stop on Santa at the curb. Fully suited up, he looks toward the family and then tips a wink to the camera. A touch of his nose, and the background for the end shot comes up in a flash]

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[last lines] Now, all the nice kids of the world won't get stiffed. They'll look on with pure joy at every wrapped gift. So paper's torn open and ribbon unfurls, 'cause Christmas was saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!

S5 E7 'Twas the Fight Before Christmas

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[Him interrupts the fight between the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys]

[effeminate voice] Hello, girls!

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[gasp] Him!

So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic voice] BIG boy trouble?!

[The Boys - now huge after being kissed by the Girls several times - land behind Him]

[effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!

So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!

[effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell off the Internet.

S5 E8 The Boys are Back in Town

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Not so fast --- oh.