[The Girls have just broken into Him's lair to find him doing aerobics]
[effeminate] Hello, girls. What a pleasant surprise! Ooh, what's the occasion?
Uh, we were wondering-
How I stay so fit? Well, now you know.
Uh, no, actually. Did you do anything evil today?
No, not today. Why do you ask?
No reason, just wondering.
This figure doesn't come easy, you know. I took a little time off to get into shape.
So, you haven't been...?
Nope!
Okay, I guess we'll see you later.
I guess you will.
Okay, bye, then.
[The Girls fly away]
Goodbye, girls. Come back soon. [stretches his left arm as he reaches the telephone receiver] Goodbye...
[Cut to Mojo's base]
[on the phone with Fuzzy] All right, all right, Fuzzy, I heard you the first time...I know. [the line beeps] I kn - hold on, Fuzzy. There's someone on the other line. [presses a button to pick up another call]
[over the phone, demonic] Mojo! It's me, [effeminate] Him!
Yes, sir! What is it?
[demonic] You won't believe what just happened.
The Powerpuff Girls just broke in unexpected?
What?! How did you know?
The same thing happened to me and Fuzzy Lumpkins. He's on the other line.
Well, put him on!
BUSHWHACKED IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT!!!
This is an outrage!
You are right! We're all citizens! Evil citizens, but citizens nonetheless!
BIRTHDAY SUIT!!! [sobs]
We should complain!
But to whom?
[Cut to the Town Hall where the Gangreen Gang sleeps in the Mayor's office. The phone rings]
[answers the phone] Hello?
I demand to speak with the Mayor!
He's not here right now. Can I take a massage?
Do you know when he'll be back?
Uh... I don't know. See, Grubber tricked the Mayor into leaving so we could break in and use the Powerpuff Hotline to make crank calls.
Huh?! [effeminate] You don't say. Well, to whom might I be speaking?
Uh, this is Billy.
Billy who?
Big Billy from the Gangreen Gang. Who is this? Hello?
[A crash suddenly shakes the room, snapping the Gangreen Gang awake. Him, Mojo Jojo, and Fuzzy Lumpkins have come in]
[effeminate] So! You guys like to make [demonic] crank calls!
[Him, Mojo, and Fuzzy proceed to beat up the Gangreen Gang]
Oh, of all the foolishness. Cut the ribbon, pshaw. Oh, my!
[He nervously sneaks past the fighting villains and heads for the phone. Back at the Girls' house, they are sleeping at night when the hotline buzzes]
Hello?
Powerpuff Girls, you're not gonna believe this! The Gangreen Gang, Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins and Him are fighting right here in my office!
[hangs up] Yeah, right, Mayor, very funny.
[The hotline buzzes again. Buttercup uses her laser eyes to destroy it]
Goodnight, Professor.
So once again the day is saved. Thanks to... Mojo, Fuzzy and Him?
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