"The city of Townsville... SMELLS"?!! Say, what's going on here? "The Mayor's dumb"?! That's just rude!
[Big Billy "reads" the girls a bedtime story]
"So the 3 Little Wolves went to the pig's house, and they said, 'FE FI FO FUM, you sure have big teeth, Grandma!' And so Hansel and the 3 Blind Mice climbed up the beanstalk to sell Mother Goose an old shoe!"
[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
Bubbles?!
TDTalking Dog
Bubbles?!
CCrowd
Bubbles?!
[in a towel] Bubbles.
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
What kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
MBMojo Bubbles
[after Mojo offers that they both work as a team and take over the world] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not my name! For the name Bubbles is not the correct name to address me by, because is not my name! If you were to address me by the name Mojo Jojo, that would be correct, for my name is Mojo Jojo! And I will only be addressed by that name, which is Mojo Jojo! And furthermore, it is not "we" who will rule the world - it is "I"! I, being Mojo Jojo - who is not Bubbles - shall rule this world alone, which is to say, without anybody else, and without anybody else shall I rule this world! And when this world is ruled by only one person, and not a collective group, that one person who shall be ruling the world will be none other than me, Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
Oh, SHUT UP!!!
[He hits her around the head with a girder, then reclaims his helmet]
That's all just well enough, because in reality there is only room enough in this world for one Mojo Jojo. One shall be the number of Mojo Jojos in the world, and the number of Mojo Jojos in the world shall be one! Two Mojo Jojos is too many, and three is right out! So, the only Mojo Jojo there is room for in the world SHALL BE ME! And being the only Mojo Jojo in the world, I will rule the world, in which there is only one MOJO JOJO!!!
And so once again, the day is saved, thanks to Mojo Bubbles...er the Powerpu... Ah, heck, the day was saved. So says me, the Narrator - so called because I speak the narrative of the story! I advance the plot! I begin and end each episode of Powerpuff Girls! ME! THE NARRATOR!
That's it! First, you let the bank robbers get away, then you destroy irreplaceable art, and now you've destroyed all of Townsville! You do even less damage as a member of the Gangreen Gang! Now, go!!
[annoyed] All right, let's kick her butt.
[preventing her] No, Buttercup! You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
[groaning] Why'd I have to open my big trap?
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Enough of this chatter! It's time to meet your maker!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]
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