What a week. We sure have Townsville fooled.
Yeah. We stolen just about everything in sight.
FKFluffy Kitty
I feel ya, though. I can't wait to get out of this place. All the hugging and cuddling and cute talking... is driving me crazy!
Don't worry. We'll be outta here in no time. [they see a new bank] Whoa! Look! A new bank! Let's hit it!
[They burst in and see children of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten]
LGLittle Girl
Look! Cute fuzzy animals! Let's hug 'em!
[The children charge toward The Fluffy Bunch, who scream as they get crushed by the children]
Ooh. Ow. Yow! Cut it out! Stop! Yow! That's hurt! OW!
OW OW OW. OOH No. OW. Watch the ears! My toe! Ow.
FKFluffy Kitty
Ugh. Ow. Ugh. Aah! Meow. Ugh Ooh. Uh!
[Children run outside carrying The Fluffy Bunch]
FKFluffy Kitty
Help! Help!
[The walls of the National Bank fall down revealing Pokey Oaks Kindergarten in disguise]
CPChildren of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten
Yay!
FBThe Fluffy Bunch
[in unison] PLEASE HELP US! HELP!
Well, do you think that was enough punishment for their crimes?
BlossomWell, you know what they say, "If you can't beat 'em, love 'em." [they laugh]
[Professor Utonium has been attempting to bake cakes for a Surprise Party for the Powerpuff Girls' Birthday, with the girl's faces drawn on them in frosting. However, it's clear the first attempt at drawing with frosting has gone wrong.]
I knew this would happen! My first attempts always turn out to be disasters!
[At the same time Bubbles flies outside the laboratory door, and accidentally overhears the Professor. Concerned, she listens.]
Blossom is all crusty, Buttercup is hardly perfect, and Bubbles? Ugh! Just horrible! I should probably just make three new ones. I mean, there’s no way they could ever be good enough.
[Bubbles' eyes fill to the brim with tears. Without the context behind his statement, she assumes he's not talking about cakes, but the Girls themselves.]
[In their bedroom, Blossom and Buttercup are having a fun time playing with their toys. Right on cue, the door slams open, startling Blossom and Buttercup. They look as Bubbles screeches...]
(Completely Hysterical and Devastated) HE'S MAKING NEW POWERPUFF GIRLS!!!! [she bawls so hard she can't get a coherent sentence out] THE PROFE-HE SAID BUBBLES-HORRIBLE-AND AND AND DISASTER AND CRUSTY AND MAKING NEW...
[Buttercup slaps her once, trying to knock her back to her senses. It works]
[Bubbles calms down, although she's still quietly crying. Blossom tries to reassure her by calmly working out the situation.]
Blossom
Now start over. What exactly did the professor say?
I'm trying to tell you! He doesn't want us anymore!
[Beat. Blossom and Buttercup smile, not worried, believing Bubbles didn't hear him correctly.]
Blossom
(shakes her head) That’s crazy!
Have you been eating your crayons again?
I heard it with my own ears.
[Back in the Lab, the Professor is still harshly criticizing his work.]
Oh, who am I kidding? I can’t decorate cakes. The surprise party will be ruined! Oh, gosh, they’re so ugly. I knew adding that extra ingredient to the concoction was a mistake. If I’d just stuck to the original recipe of sugar and spices… (Sigh.) …well, this time I’m getting it right. This time they’ll really be perfect!
[Little does the Professor know, the girls had been eavesdropping on him, trying to prove that Bubbles was wrong. However, after overhearing and misinterpreting the professor's words, all three look crushed. They believe Bubbles was correct about them being replaced.]
[A little while later, we cut back to the girls room. Sobbing can be heard. Blossom is inconsolable, along with Bubbles, both crying. Buttercup has a look of pure anger on her face, feeling completely betrayed]
Blossom
(in tears) Bubbles was right. He is making new girls!
(in tears) Why doesn't he love us anymore?
[Buttercup tries desperately to not become sad, continuing to scowl. But her shaky voice shows she's losing her composure]
(voice breaking) You heard him. He doesn't think we're perfect anymore!
[Buttercup quietly wipes away a tear in her eyes.]
[After the Gangreen Gang collect the Egyptian artefacts for her, Sedusa sprouts snakes for hair and grows to a gigantic size]
Sedusa! That explains everything!
Blossom
And she's got snakes for hair!
[The Gang rush past the Girls and bow at Sedusa's feet]
Huh! Typical guys. See some curves, turn into gibbering idiots. [her sisters stare at her for a moment] NOT LIKE I CARE!
[The Gang beg Sedusa for their promised reward]
[smiling] Oh, my sweet boys... [nastily] you PATHETIC FOOLS! You served your purpose, now SCRAM!
[shocked] But... mommy loves us. She loves us!
Ha! You're nothing to me. I used you like the losers you are. I never loved you. I got what I wanted, now I'm gone, baby! AND SO ARE YOU!
[She kicks them away, sending them falling into a mud puddle in the dump]
[As Sedusa rampages across Townsville]
Blossom
Is there no way to stop this chick?!
[Blossom turns to see the devastated Gangreen Gang]
[while comforting Big Billy] The tiara. It is the key, the one item that allows all the magic to work. Without it, the other items are useless, including the tiara itself. It's all about the tiara.
IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THE TIARA! [sobs]
Blossom
[surprised] Thanks... guys. [prepares to take off]
[She glances back at them]
[Blossom smiles and flies in battle]
[The Girls snatch the tiara, causing Sedusa to lose her snakes and shrink back down to normal. She ends up wobbling on a plank over the mud, right in front of the Gang]
Whoa! Whoa! Boys? Boys, help me! Mommy loves you! This time, we rule together! No lie! I mean it, really!
[Ace and Snake still look hurt and betrayed, tearing up slightly; the Girls are holding the artefacts]
Blossom
[gloating] Gee, bet you wish you still had these, don't ya, COW?!
[scowls at the Girls for a moment] I'll make all your dreams come true! Come on, what do you say?
Fool me once, shame on you. [stops crying and scowls] But fool me twice?
[Sedusa looks shocked]
No thanks! [kicks the plank, sending her falling into the mud] She's all yours, Girls. [flips a quarter] Come on, guys. Let's hit some video games at the mini-mart. [leads the Gang away]
Blossom
Something feels not right.
Blossom
But, what?
[They think for a moment; the sound of muffled cries is heard]
Hey, girls! Look! [points to the door]
[Blossom opens the door, and pulls off a piece of tape from the mouth of the narrator, who is offscreen]
OW! Oh, girls, thank goodness it's you! I can finally end this nightmare! So once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
I knew something was missing!
Blossom
Goodnight, folks!
[Long pause as the girls simply float on the ending titles screen]
Er...could I have a ride home?
[They're lying on their bed, still in swimsuits which is causing a sunburn]
Blossom
The sunburn or the humiliation?
Both. [a tear falls; they all groan in pain]
And the worst part is, there was nothing we could have done to prevent it.
Maybe we should get the Professor's, uh, help.
I don't need nobody's help, and I don't need nobody laughing at my sunburn!
Blossom
[groaning] Buttercup's right. We have to maintain our professional image.
Well, then, how are we gonna fight crime?
Yeah. We can barely even move.
Blossom
I think that we should have faith in the goodness of Townsville's citizens.
Hi, I'm Bossman. And this is Skinny Slim and Tiny. We're the Amoeba Boys, and we're bad guys! But we got a problem, though.
[Cut to a park; the Amoeba boys are standing on the grass next to a “Stay off the Grass” sign; the Girls are playing, ignoring them]
No matter what unthinkable crime we commit, it's never good enough for those stinkin' Powerpuffs.
[Back to the Boys]
Oh, sure, we try to be tough. We try to be "hardened criminals". But all we ever hear is...
[Cut to them and the Girls in the park again]
Blossom
Bad guys, shmad guys.
BBBubbles & Buttercup
You're cute!
[Back to the Boys]
Gaaah! It's enough to make you wanna crawl back to the petri dish!
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