[from offscreen, to "Deck the Halls"] Christmas time is in a few days, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! [taping up the sleigh picture] Santa'll give me lots of toys, yay, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
[writing a wish list] Bubbles! I'm trying to concentrate!
I'm only trying to spread some Christmas cheer.
Blossom[places a gingerbread house centerpiece she made on the table] Doing what?
Writing my wish list for Santa.
Are you crazy?! You're only giving him two days to prepare - and that's even if he gets it on time!
Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, smarty-pants?
Hah, that's after Christmas.
December 26, last year. [blows a raspberry]
[realizing] Oh, no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle?!
[offscreen] Hah! Who would want a stupid old BB gun?
Besides, you'll shoot your eye out. Since my daddy buys me anything I want, I only have one thing on my list for Santa: to be a Powerpuff Girl!
Blossom
Don't hold your breath, Princess.
Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.
Blossom
Yeah-huh.
Blossom
You bought the city and legalized crime!
You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
You gave us a bomb for our birthday!
You teamed up with three villains and went on a crime spree!
You tricked our friend Robin into stealing, and then you tattled on her!
Blossom
You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous, and you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
[annoyed] Ugh. [sit down]
[The school bell rings]
Blossom
The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways, or all you're ever gonna to get from Santa is a big fat lump of coal in your stocking. [walks off with her sisters]
[Princess is very mad, and kicks the Santa toy]
Then, at last, they were done. Whew! Just before dawn. So, they sped back to Townsville; to home with a yawn. [weaving back and forth due to fatigue, they fly in through the bedroom windows. Cut to a pan across the room; they float in, yawning and rubbing their eyes, and head straight for bed] They entered their room, for the wear no less worn, [Buttercup pulls up the blanket, and all three are instantly asleep] And snuggled into bed to await Christmas morn.
[Cut to a point near the ceiling. The Professor bounces into view, accompanied by the creaking of bedsprings]
[excitedly, on separate bounces] Girls! Wake up! Wake up! [jumping on their bed, annoying them] It's Christmas! It's Christmas! [stops jumping and bends down, laughing] He came! Santa came! Come on, come on! Let's go open the presents, come on, let's go, let's go, let's go! I think somebody might have gotten that new atom splitter they've been eyeing! [moans eagerly, clasps his hands together and chews his lip in anticipation. Next he starts jumping on the bed again] Come on, come on, come on, come on! [giggles]
[with her eyes shut] Professor, it's too early!
Blossom
[with her eyes shut] We'll open presents later.
[with her eyes shut] Go back to bed!
[They lie down again; he sits at the corner of the bed, his head hanging, then shuffles disappointedly out of the room and pulls the door shut. The girls sleep peacefully for a moment]
[waking up] Wait a minute.
Blossom
[waking up] What are we saying?
[waking up] Who cares if we're tired?
It's Christmas! [cut to the balcony. The Professor clumps along toward his own room and stops when he gets halfway there. Without warning, the girls streak past, jolting him out of his deep blue funk] Presents!
[He breaks into a huge smile and runs toward the stairs. Cut to just outside the lighted living room window; happy chatter is heard from inside, mixed with the sound of wrapping paper being torn off boxes. Pull back slowly to frame the entire house, with all its windows now illuminated, and stop on Santa at the curb. Fully suited up, he looks toward the family and then tips a wink to the camera. A touch of his nose, and the background for the end shot comes up in a flash]
[last lines] Now, all the nice kids of the world won't get stiffed. They'll look on with pure joy at every wrapped gift. So paper's torn open and ribbon unfurls, 'cause Christmas was saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
[The Rowdyruff Boys have been resurrected (complete with meaner-looking hairstyles)]
Blossom
The Rowdyruff Boys?!
[Smirking] Yeah? Well, you can't stop a good thing, babe!
[The Girls suddenly start to snicker]
Stop laughing! What are you laughing at?!
Blossom
[Mocking; her hands are on her hips] Ooooh(!) Look who's back with mean hair(!)
[Mocking] Oh, whatever shall we do?
[Mocking] How can we defeat their scary new hairdos?
[Boomer naively inspects his hair, while Butch twitches, eager to fight. The Girls continue to laugh, and Brick gets more and more irritated until he finally snaps.]
SILEEEEEEEEEEENCE!!!!! [the Girls stop] You stupid, wimpy, lame-o girls talk too much!
Blossom
"STUPID"?!
You girls just got lucky last time. This time, there's no way you're gonna beat my boys!
[Boomer sees a fly buzzing over his head, and playfully swats at it]
[giggling] Are you guys sure you're ready for another beating?
[trying to sound tough] You girls are gonna eat your words, spit 'em out, and eat 'em again!
Blossom
... That doesn't even make sense.
I know you are, but what am I?!
Enough! Talk is cheap! Let's do this!
[snickers dementedly] This is gonna be fun!
[Him interrupts the fight between the Powerpuff Girls and Rowdyruff Boys]
[effeminate voice] Hello, girls!
So nice to see you again! How's things? Not so good? Having a little boy trouble, hmm? Or should I say... [demonic voice] BIG boy trouble?!
[The Boys - now huge after being kissed by the Girls several times - land behind Him]
[effeminate] Hello, Boys. [demonic] You're doing just fine. [to the Girls, effeminate] So, how does it feel, Girls, to know defeat is just around the corner... [demonic] and victory for me is at hand?!
Blossom
So you're behind this, Him! What did you do to make our kisses powerless?!
[effeminate] Oh, that. That's my little secret. You see, I realized that the Boys' only weakness [demonic] was your pathetic little kisses. And since I [effeminate] knew you would resort to that, I added a little something extra: a cootie vaccination! "Circle, Circle, Dot, Dot; now you have a cootie shot!" [laughs] I got the spell off the Internet.
And in their day, the Girls even manage to humble...Him.
[In his lair, Him is angrily watching the Powerpuff Girls on TV having saved the day once again]
[on TV] Yeah, it was rough in the beginning, but I paced myself and just wore the monster down.
Blossom
[on TV] We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!
[mocking Blossom; effeminate voice] "We were just glad to be of service. Good job, girls!" [demonic voice] Blah! Blast the Powerpuff brats! They disgust me! So...effortless! They seem to be unbeatable. [effeminate] All these years, and all the villains have produced nothing! So much time, such little results. [demonic] There must be a way! There must be someone who can knock those brats down to size! [groans and sits down on his chair; effeminate] Oh, boy. [suddenly sees something on the TV and slowly smiles; demonic] Oh, boy...
[After the Powerpuff Girls finally defeat the Rowdyruff Boys by shrinking them down to size, Him comes back, angry]
[demonic] CAN'T YOU LITTLE BRATS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?! I SEND YOU TO DESTROY THEM, AND WHAT DO YOU DO?! [effeminate] You get all sissified! [with a wave of his claw, he makes the Boys vanish. The Girls smile in triumph] Oh, don't look so smug, girls. Though you may have won this time, [demonic voice] it was a lucky victory and you know it! [effeminate] In time, you [demonic voice] will [effeminate] fall, and we [demonic voice] will [effeminate] defeat you! So keep on your toes, stay alert, [demonic voice] and watch your back...because the Boys are back in town! [vanishes in a spiral of smoke, laughing]
Blossom
Oh, boy...
"Oh, boy" is right! It seems the battle of the sexes has begun! Let's just hope the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls!
[The Girls trick the Rowdyruff Boys into stealing and destroying the weapons Princess shared with them during their brief truce; the Boys are helpless with laughter from the fun they had]
Dude... I can't bre... I can't breathe!
Blossom
[chuckling] Well, Girls, the plan worked. We outwitted the dimwits once again.
[Obviously not getting it, Princess starts lecturing the Girls like a crazed sports coach]
WHAT WAS THAT?! I cannot believe what just happened! I mean, seriously, what a pathetic display of substandard superheroism! I mean, it wasn't like I bragged about you guys before, but you really STUNK!
[The Girls look slightly puzzled]
Where to begin?! I mean, that wasn't teamwork, I don't know what that WAS! Your complete lack of hand-eye coordination - they were landing right in front of you, and you couldn't even hit them! You practically rolled over and handed them the weapons! That is not Powerpuff material, Girls! I am very disappointed and concerned for the future of this team! Obviously, you lack the leadership skills to be a successful superhero team, so I will be filling the position of leader from now on! You guys have been riding on your reps way too long! Today was pitiful!
[As she goes on, the Boys continue laughing, while the Girls trade smiles and fly away]
And then you just stood there on the sidelines like losers! Losers! "Oh, yes, we're the Powerpuff Girls! We can do anything!" You can't even shoot straight! I give you everything you could possibly need to beat these guys, and you just sit there and [makes whiny noises] "I didn't hit them! I didn't hit them!" WELL, TRY AND HIT YOUR BARN, YOU IDIOTS!
Hey! Remember when we sped up time and became teenagers and wore makeup and gave up crime-fighting and hung out at the mall and stuff?
[Cut to teenaged valley girl versions of the Girls at the mall]
TBTeen Bubbles
Oh, my gosh! Check it out. She is, like, so wrong in those pants. [blows a bubble from gum]
TBTeen Blossom
Like, yeah, girlfriend. [her cell phone goes off, playing the show's main theme; she drinks a soda as she answers] Hello? [indistinct talking on the other end] Oh, my gosh, we were just talking about you! Where are you?
TBTeen Buttercup
[talking into her own cell phone] Over here.
TBTeen Blossom
Oh... hey. So you going to Todd's tonight?
TBTeen Buttercup
I dunno. I gotta get on the treadmill. I just majorly pigged out on a donut. [sighs] If they only had, like, candy-flavoured salad or something.
[She notices something and gasps. Cut back to the present, where the Girls are looking uneasy]
And then we discovered boys...
[Cut back to the teens]
TBTeen Buttercup
Blossom, look!
[They gaze at teenage counterparts of the Rowdyruff Boys]
TBTeen Butch
[reading a magazine] Wow...
TBTeen Bubbles
[on her phone] Tell me about it. Like, that's what I said. Hang on a sec--
TBTeen Blossom
[nudging her] Bubbles, quick! Look!
[Teen Bubbles drops the phone as Teen Boomer is drinking a soda. All three Girls are positively smitten]
TBTeen Bubbles
[hushed] Oh, we shouldn't talk to them. They're bad.
TBTeen Blossom and Teen Buttercup
[smiling wickedly] I know!
[As Bubbles talks to Boomer, a monster smashes through the dome and attacks screaming patrons while the teens do not notice]
TBTeen Boomer
So... wassup?
TBTeen Bubbles
Oh, um... you know... hangin' out. What's up with you?
TBTeen Boomer
You know... hangin' out.
TBTeen Bubbles
[laughing] For sure.
[As the other Girls talk to their counterparts, a couple of armed robbers open fire and rob a jewelry store as the teens pay no heed]
TBTeen Butch
So wassup, ladies?
TBTeen Brick
You goin' to Todd's tonight?
TBTeen Blossom
Um... I have to study for an algebra test. For my English class.
[Brick looks confused]
TBTeen Blossom
What are you doing?
TBTeen Brick
Uh... going to Todd's.
TBTeen Blossom
[laughing] Oh! What a coincidence.
TBTeen Buttercup
So what are you driving now?
[As they talk, an ATM explodes and two robbers run through a hole in the wall with a wagonload of cash]
TBTeen Butch
Oh, I'm rockin' a new Escalade. Wanna take a ride?
TBTeen Buttercup
Uh, that's okay. We rode the one up from the first level.
TBTeen Butch
Yeah, I just put an MP3 player in it.
TBTeen Buttercup
Oh, cool! I love that game.
[Butch looks confused]
TBTeen Buttercup
How about you, Blossom? Wanna take a ride on Butch's escalator?
TBTeen Blossom
Sure. What floor?
[A flying saucer starts shooting and a large red monster roars. Cut back to the present]
Blossom
Yeah. Let's remember something else.
[nervously] I'm standing right in front of Mojo Jojo, and he seems to be looking right at me.
[Mojo jumps forward and captures him]
Not only do I have a hostage, I have a camera too! Hello!
Blossom
What are you gonna do with him?
You wouldn't dare! [flies forward to rescue him] Gotcha! Stay here, Mr. Man. [rejoins her sisters' fight against Mojo]
Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow...oh, wow!
[They fight and defeat Mojo, then notice the camera]
Hey, look! We're on camera!
[to his camera] Whoa! Can you believe that?! I mean, that was so awesome! I-I can't believe it, I mean, this is great! Never in all my days did I think I could get something like that! I-I realize now that it's not about what makes the girls tick; it's about the fact that once again the day is saved, thanks to the Powerpuff Girls! Whoo!
[Bubbles has accidentally heard the Professor yell out a curse word after accidentally burning himself. As Blossom continues reading and Buttercup waits impatiently with another block in hand, Bubbles floats along the balcony to the doorway. A blank expression has not changed.]
Hey, Bubbles. What’s for dinner?
Blossom
Hey, Bubbles... Bubbles? [Bubbles floats across the room, paying no heed, and stops near Buttercup and the tower of blocks]
Hello? Earth to Bubbles! Dinner? [cut to the coloring book on the floor. Octi hangs into view from above, still held by Bubbles; from offscreen] Bubbles? Bubbles! [Octi is dropped] Oh, I give up.
[The owner of said octopus descends into view and picks up a crayon to start in on her coloring again. She seems rather distracted, however, and the crayon breaks in her hand. Cut to her sisters; she rises from the ground. The curse word is censored by sound effects of Buttercup's block tower collapsing]
[suddenly angry] Stupid [CENSORED] crayon! [this outburst has drawn the attention of the other two in a hurry] That was my favorite color!
[Buttercup lets a block slip from her grasp, while Blossom forgets about her book altogether. Now Bubbles settles happily down to her work as her sisters approach during the next line.]
Well, I guess my unicorn will have to be pink.
Blossom
Where did you learn that word?
The Professor. I think it’s pretty.
Yeah. I don’t know what it means, but it sounds cool.
Blossom
It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? It’s gotta be an adjective. That’s used to lend emphasis to words, like “great” or “fantastic.” [cut to her sisters; she continues offscreen] I’m guessing it can be used for good and bad things. [Bubbles and Buttercup smile at each other; back to her] Like, you can say “great,” “super-great,” or ”[CENSORED] great.” [more cat yowling from outside, mixed with a dog barking, which censor the word]
BBBubbles & Buttercup
[CENSORED], that makes sense.
Blossom
[CENSORED] trust me. I know what I’m [CENSORED] talking about.
I wanna [CENSORED] try it! Hey, I [CENSORED] did it!
GGirls
[in an instant, they are circling the ceiling light fixture, the whooshing of them flying censoring out their language] We love [CENSORED]! It’s such a great word! We love [CENSORED]! It’s such a great word! [jumping on bed, the springing censoring out their language] We love [CENSORED]! We love [CENSORED]! [they collapse on the mattress in a giggling heap, having no idea of how vulgar they just were]
[After the Girls defeat the toilet-headed monster by stuffing a truck full of soap into his mouth]
Blossom
That should be a lesson to you, Mr. Monster, that certain words are inappropriate.
Especially for nice girls like us.
Blossom
[points aside] Now you get a time-out to think about what you've done.
[The monster follows her directions to a patch of land in front of some buildings resembling a corner, grumbling half-heartedly]
Less talking, more [CENSORED] thinking!
[In the end shot, Buttercup is shown sulking, her mouth washed out with soap again]
And "soap" once again the day is saved, thanks to the Pottymou-- err, I mean the Powerpuff Girls!
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