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“Crime 101”

In this episode: Blossom (3), Bossman (3), Amoeba Boys (3), Powerpuff Girls (2), Bubbles (1), Buttercup (1)

Hi, I'm Bossman. And this is Skinny Slim and Tiny. We're the Amoeba Boys, and we're bad guys! But we got a problem, though.

[Cut to a park; the Amoeba boys are standing on the grass next to a “Stay off the Grass” sign; the Girls are playing, ignoring them]

No matter what unthinkable crime we commit, it's never good enough for those stinkin' Powerpuffs.

[Back to the Boys]

Oh, sure, we try to be tough. We try to be "hardened criminals". But all we ever hear is...

[Cut to them and the Girls in the park again]

Bad guys, shmad guys.

BBBubbles & Buttercup

You're cute!

[Back to the Boys]

Gaaah! It's enough to make you wanna crawl back to the petri dish!

Not so fast --- oh.

It's just you, Amoeba Boys.

Whaddaya mean "just us"?! I'll have you know we were just about to comit the crime of the century! So why don't you just watch? Come on!

[The Amoeba Boys cross the street, and then come back.]

Well?

What was that?

Jaywalking! Crosswalk over there, a crosswalk over there, and us right through the middle! NOW LET'S FIGHT!

Aww, you guys are cute, but you'll have to do better than that.

[Crying] But that's the best we can do!

SSSkinny Slim

(while being pummeled by Bubbles) Duh, hit me, baby! Yes!

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