Blossom quotes from The Powerpuff Girls

Buttercup

Can't you abacus any faster?

Blossom

"Abacus" my butt!

Let's see how good you are on the SAT's.

You must score a 100 in order to pass, you got one minute.

Times up! Please pass your test forward. Now, lets start with Buttercup's...

25.

Blossom

Haha!

Blossom's

10

Blossom

What?!

Buttercup

Hahaha!

Bubbles

Blossom

Oh, no...

Buttercup

The Professor's a goner!

Well I'll be danged. You brats won't beat me that easy!

When were you in New York?

Blossom

Yesterday.

Buttercup

[whispering] No, today.

Blossom

I mean...today.

Bubbles

Oh yeah. Cheep cheep, cheep cheep. Cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep.

Blossom

Today, for the first time ever . . .

Bubbles

Cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom

. . . we have discovered an individual . . .

Bubbles

. . . cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom

. . . whose bravery . . .

Bubbles

. . . cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom

. . . strength . . .

Bubbles

. . .cheep . . .

Blossom

. . . and agility . . .

Bubbles

. . . cheep cheep . . .

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS!

Bubbles

CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP! Hey, Professor! Clap!

Hm? Oh, uh, yay!

Blossom

And so, dubbed with the appropriate 'B' name . . .

Bubbles

Cheep cheep, cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Buttercup

Bruce begins with a B!

Blossom

Shh! . . . I hereby dub thee . . .

Bubbles

. . . cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep . . .

Blossom

. . . Powerpuff Bullet!

Bubbles

. . . Cheep cheep --- Cheep cheep!

Woo hoo, yeah! [hoots] Ha ha ha, yeah! [hoots]

Blossom

ENOUGH! Next question.

[effeminate voice] Sure, next question. [demonic voice] What is the square root of seven?! [Him and the schoolchildren laugh]

Blossom

Seven doesn't have a square root. It's prime!

That is... [effeminate] correct. What is the algebraic formula for determining the area of a triangle?

Blossom

Half the base times height!

That's correct. If a train leaves Boston at 12:30 PM traveling at 75 miles per hour, and another train leaves Los Angeles at the same time traveling at 90 miles per hour... [demonic] which one will get to Cuba first?!

Blossom

Neither! Trains don't go to Cuba, "Ms. Keane"!

[effeminate] Well, how perspective of you. Oh, well. [throws question cards away; demonic] Tests bore me. You think you're so smart, don't you?

Blossom

I outsmarted you, didn't I?

Please! No more! Don't hurt me! I don't understand. [demonic] I was so close! [effeminate] I almost had you. You are supposed to be afraid!

Blossom

Guess you should've done your homework, weirdo.

Bubbles

We're sisters and we love each other!

Blossom

And we're not afraid of anything as long as we have each other.

Buttercup

Gimme a break, you two! Yab-yab-yab! Can I toss this guy, already?

Blossom

Oh, okay.

No, wait! It's cool! It's cool! Everything's cool! [Buttercup punches Him into a black hole] NO!

And with the first poke of the pin, the girls quickly got the point.

Blossom

[jabs the doll in its rear; in midair, and clutches that part of herself] Yow!

Buttercup

Yowch!

Bubbles

[singed] Oh! In my tailbone!

Yes?

[sniffling] Townsville Quality Discount Catering.

Oh, yes. Come in.

Blossom

Wow! What's all this?

It's what we're gonna be serving at tonight's party, girls.

Totally, and on the menu we got, like, non-alcoholic sparkling chilled apple juice, black-eyed peas, baked ham, fried calamari, bacon-bit salad, and for dessert my very own creation: banana cream pie. [gives a double thumbs-up] It's wicked awesome, bro. [laughs; pulls back, holds up a clipboard] Please sign here.

[signs his name] Thank you very much. [as the caterer leaves] Oh boy, oh boy, oh, boy! I sure do love parties. Don't you, girls?

Buttercup

[indignant] No! 'Cause I have to wear this stupid girly party dress and I look like a dork!

Oh, honey, you both look adora... [noticed Bubbles isn't here] Hey, where's Bubbles?

Buttercup

[very snarky] She's probably upstairs combing her hair, so she'll be the [as in high pitch] "prettiest girl at the party!"

Bubbles

[angrily] NOW, NO ONE LEAVES!!! [everyone stares dumbfounded at her] UNTIL THE PERSON WHO TOOK OCTI FESSES UP!!! [puts a hand on the light switch] When I count to 5, I'm going to turn off these lights. And when I turn them back on, I WANT MY OCTI BACK!!!

Blossom

Bubbles, what are you talking about?

Bubbles

QUIET!!! 1, 2, [Her perspective, panning across the group] 3, 4, [Long shot of her] 5! [flips the switch, and the view snaps to black. She's confused. The phone rings; she picks it up] Hello?

Mojo Jojo

[over phone] I have your Octi doll. And if you ever want to see him alive again, you'll meet my demands! [Bubbles screams] I want 1,000 gallons of Chemical X, or your precious little Octi... dies.

[panicked] What? What do they want?

Bubbles

He has Octi! [everyone gasps] He wants 1,000 gallons of Chemical X! [a second round of gasps] Or he'll kill him! [a third round of gasps] Please, Professor! Please do what he says!

[softly] No.

Bubbles

But why?

Because...I killed Octi!

Bubbles

But why? I can understand Buttercup, because she's so mean...

Buttercup

[angry] Hey!

Bubbles

...and Blossom, because she's so bossy.

Blossom

[angry] Hey!

Bubbles

And Ms. Keane, because she wants me to pay attention.

[offended] Hey! [remembers] Oh, no, that's right.

Bubbles

And the Mayor because he's a big baby!

I am not a baby! [blows a raspberry]

Bubbles

[hanging her head] But you. I never thought you would do anything to hurt me. Why didn't you tell me?

Bubbles

[To Princess] Duh! You're naughty!

[Gasps] Nuh-uh!

Blossom

Yeah-huh!

Nuh-uh!

Buttercup

Yeah-huh!

NUH-UH!!

Bubbles

YEAH-HUH!

Prove it!

Blossom

You bought the city and legalized crime!

Buttercup

You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!

Bubbles

You gave us a BOMB for our birthday!

Buttercup

You teamed up with 3 felons and went on a crime spree!

Bubbles

You tricked our friend Robin into stealing! And then then you TATTLED on her!

Blossom

You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous! And you don't care who you step on to get what you want!

And your point is?

Blossom

The point, Princess, is that you better behave yourself or all you're ever gonna get for Christmas is a big, fat lump of coal in your stocking!

Bubbles

[To Santa Claus in his workshop] Maybe you didn't check the list twice!

Buttercup

Yeah! Princess is the naughtiest kid ever!

Blossom

She must've snuck up here and switched the lists!

NUH-UH!! Santa, don't listen to them! [Points at the Powerpuff Girls] They're just jealous 'cause they got coal!

They're jealous 'cause I'm nicer, I'm smarter, I'm prettier, and I'm better than them! So they wouldn't let me be a Powerpuff Girl! THAT MAKES THEM NAUGHTY!! [Points at the Girls]

You mean the Powerpuff Girls? Not the same Powerpuff Girls who are always helping people and saving the day and being really good! I mean, REALLY good!

Yeah! Yeah! See that explains all the flying and floating and stuff!

AHEM!! [Santa turns around] BUT I SHOULD BE A POWERPUFF GIRL!!! ME! Not them! Me! MY DADDY SAYS I'M BETTER! MY DADDY SAYS I'M THE BEST! AND IF YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A FATHEAD FATHEAD TO SEE THAT, I'LL TELL MY DADDY! [Flies into another room] AND HE'LL COME AND BUILD A PARKING LOT OUTTA THIS CHEAP.. LITTLE.. [Kicks 2 toys] ARTS AND CRAFTS... [Throws another toy] POPSICLE STAND OF YOURS!! [Breaks another toy] GET IT?! [Flies up to Santa] SO, YOU BETTER GIVE ME WHATEVER I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS, 'CAUSE MY DADDY SAYS I GET WHATEVER I WANT! WHENEVER I WANT IT! AND IF THAT MEANS ALL OF THOSE LOUSY, WORTHLESS, SECOND RATE BARGAIN BASEMENT BRATS OF THE WORLD DON'T GET ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS, THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONNA HAVE TO ME!! 'CAUSE I AM BETTER THAN THEM!! AND IT SAYS SO RIGHT HERE!! [Grabs a note and puts it up to Santa's face] SO PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT, SANTA CLOD!!!

LIST SCHMIST!!! I DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' LIST TELLIN' ME WHO'S NAUGHTY AND WHO'S NICE!! [Grabs the note and starts tearing it up] YA KNOW WHY?! 'CAUSE I'M SANTA CLAUS!! CHECK IT! PRINCESS... [Grabs Princess by the ear] YOU HAVE GONE AND WORKED OFF MY LAST NERVE!

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! [Starts rubbing her ear]

I have no other choice. You are so rotten, SO despicable, so naughty, I'm putting you on the... [Points up at a really big and tall list] PERMANENT NAUGHTY PLAQUE!!! BUM BUM BUMMMMMMMM!

YOU CAN'T DO THAT! I'M TELLING MY DADDY!!!

NO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIR!!!

Buttercup

Ow! Quit it!

Buttercup

Ow! Quit it!

Buttercup

Ow! Quit it!

Buttercup

QUIT IIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

Thanks, Einstein!

Blossom

Good job, Buttercup.

Bubbles

Yeah. Nice one.

Buttercup

Oh, shut up!

Buttercup

[To Bubbles] I'm busy.

Blossom

Doing what?

Buttercup

Writing my wish list for Santa.

Bubbles

Are you crazy?! You're only giving him 2 days to prepare?! And that's even if he gets it on time!

Buttercup

Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, Smarty Pants?

Bubbles

December 26.

Buttercup

Ha! That's after Christmas!

Bubbles

December 26, last year!

Bubbles

You know what I think? I think that you don’t have another appointment!

[laughing nervously] You're right. You got me. No appointment. It's the train. I have to catch the two-thirty train. [starts to back away from the door]

Buttercup

[from the fireplace] There is no Townsville two-thirty train.

[makes a beeline for the sliding doors] Yeah, well, I really should be going anyway.

Blossom

But, Mr. Burglar, you just got here.

Those girls are mutants! I don’t have a chance against them! Superpower strength...telekinetic levitation...laser beam eyeballs! Ah, here we go. [pulled on the arm of Buttercup hanging from the ceiling, with red light emanating from her eyes like a lamp]

Buttercup

Click.

I sure picked the wrong house to rob!

Buttercup

You sure did.

Blossom

Mr. Burglar Man! We're not going to tell you again!