[from offscreen, to "Deck the Halls"] Christmas time is in a few days, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! [taping up the sleigh picture] Santa'll give me lots of toys, yay, fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la!
[writing a wish list] Bubbles! I'm trying to concentrate!
I'm only trying to spread some Christmas cheer.
Well, can it! I'm busy.
[places a gingerbread house centerpiece she made on the table] Doing what?
Writing my wish list for Santa.
Are you crazy?! You're only giving him two days to prepare - and that's even if he gets it on time!
Oh, yeah? When did you send yours, smarty-pants?
December 26.
Hah, that's after Christmas.
December 26, last year. [blows a raspberry]
[realizing] Oh, no! What if I don't get my official Red Raider carbine-action two-hundred-shot range-model air rifle?!
[offscreen] Hah! Who would want a stupid old BB gun?
[gasp] Princess!
Besides, you'll shoot your eye out. Since my daddy buys me anything I want, I only have one thing on my list for Santa: to be a Powerpuff Girl!
Don't hold your breath, Princess.
What?! Why?!
Because Santa has his own list, and he checks it twice. It says who's naughty and who's nice.
So?
Duh! You're naughty.
[gasps] Nuh-uh!
Yeah-huh.
Nuh-uh!
Yeah-huh.
Nuh-uh!
Yeah-huh!
Prove it!
You bought the city and legalized crime!
You hired Mojo to try and destroy us!
You gave us a bomb for our birthday!
You teamed up with three villains and went on a crime spree!
You tricked our friend Robin into stealing, and then you tattled on her!
You're a spoiled brat who's greedy and jealous, and you don't care who you step on to get what you want!
And your point is?
[annoyed] Ugh. [sit down]
[The school bell rings]
The point, Princess, is that you better change your ways, or all you're ever gonna to get from Santa is a big fat lump of coal in your stocking. [walks off with her sisters]
[Princess is very mad, and kicks the Santa toy]
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