Scenes with Blossom 116
[effeminate] Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
BlossomYou lie! Don't believe him, girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Blossom
Don't you know? You can never beat us.
[effeminate] Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But, girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [reveals himself as his larger, more terrifying and monstrous future version known as Future Him by transforming]
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, [demonic] because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
FTFuture Townspeople
Powerpuff Girls.
FMFuture Man
You did this.
FTFuture Townspeople
You did this.
Blossom
No!
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
FTFuture Townspeople
Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chant] Your fault.
Blossom
What have we done?!
[Future Him laughs demonically]
FTFuture Townspeople
[still chant] Your fault.
[The Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds and scream, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]
[After Sedusa traps the Powerpuff Girls on the window with sticky hair gel]
Blossom
Sorry, guys.
BBBubbles and Buttercup
That's okay, Blossom.
[sighs] This was too easy. [paces] Now, my only dilemma is whether to finish you off quickly or do it painfully slow. But that would be "splitting hairs"! [laughs evilly while the fireplace behind her cast a big, deranged glow]
[in the Sedusa disguise] Not so fast, Sedusa! You haven't won yet.
You think you can beat me while your superheroes could not?! NEVER!
Oh, yeah? [tears off the Sedusa mask] Try me! [tosses it aside]
[The two women stand off with each other. Sedusa sends her hair whip at the secretary's waist and grips her hard]
GGirls
[worryingly] Miss Bellum! [Sedusa lashes another hair whip at Miss Bellum's face, but she clenches her fists] Ohh!
[Miss Bellum is thrown into a corner. Sedusa laughs, then Miss Bellum grabs her face and starts punching her a couple times until Sedusa kicks her in the stomach to send Miss Bellum flying into a staircase. Sedusa then keeps throwing Miss Bellum around while breaking a few of Miss Bellum's belongings until Bellum is thrown onto the window where the girls are trapped. She slides down the glass with her back. Miss Bellum stands up with Sedusa taunting her to come get her. Miss Bellum shake her fists in rage and tackles Sedusa out the window then freeze frame of the two women about to fall in Miss Bellum's swimming pool. They fall in the water with a splash, then Sedusa shoves Miss Bellum off her, then Miss Bellum attempts to swim up for air, but Sedusa grabs her leg and pulls her back down. The two women trade blows underwater which ends with Miss Bellum kicking Sedusa in the stomach. Sedusa swims up for air, she gasps for air a couple times before she is pulled back underwater by the belt. Miss Bellum uses one powerful punch to knock Sedusa unconscious. Miss Bellum swims up to the surface. She climbs out with her wet hair all straight and slick. Exhausted, she staggers over to the broken window, rests her hand against the frame, leans forward to catch her breath and coughs while her wet hair covers her face and water drips off her body. The water bubbles, and Sedusa resurfaces]
[angrily] This isn't over. [attempts to lash with her hair but it flops onto her face. She tries again, but fails] M-My hair! What happened to my hair?! [she starts splashing her fists furiously in the pool] YOU BROKE MY HAIR!!!! [bawls like a baby] My poor hair...!
[snaps her fingers] That's it. [grabs a vase full of water and uses it to free the girls]
[They float in front of Miss Bellum]
Blossom
Thanks for getting us out of that hairy situation.
[dripping water] I don't need my hair to beat you... [became shocked] B-B-B-B-Blossom? Buttercup? Bubbles? BELLUM?!
[pulls out scissors] Let's finish this, shall we, Girls?
Blossom
Yes, let's.
[terrified] No, no, not that! Please, anything but that! [the camera pulls away from the house and pans to the view; offscreen] No! No! NO! STOP! STOP! [the snipping is heard] NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Blossom
Professor! What's going on?
Oh, it's the mayor, girls. He got into my chemical X so I scolded him, and now he's run off pouting.
[Mojo Jojo is forced to tell the Girls a bedtime story]]
Very well, then. I will tell you my favorite story... ABOUT THE GREATEST CONQUEROR WHO EVER LIVED! Napoleon! [He envisions himself as Napoleon] He was a mighty man, feared by all who looked up to him. Using his genius and his loyal army, he conquered all of Europe, then all of Russia, and finally the whole world. The end.
[Sing-song voice] BO-RING! [Mojo's vision is shattered]
Blossom
Your story's all wrong! Napoleon's 1807 seizure of Portugal and the subsequent Rebellion by the Spaniards cost France over 300,000 casualties, untold sums of money, and contributed to the eventual weakening of the Napoleonic Empire! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
And your analysis on the Invasion of Russia is also incorrect! Napoleon's invasion of 1812 resulted in massive casualties of his troops, due to starvation and inclement conditions, and ended in a disastrous retreat from Moscow with his army defeated! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
Yeah, dummy! And when he returned to France, the Allied Nations of Europe united against him, which led to his eventual defeat at the Battle of Waterloo on June 18, 1815, whereafter he was exiled to the island of St. Helena, where he died a miserable death from stomach cancer on May 5, 1821, stupid! [Whacks Mojo with her pillow]
CMCitysville Mayor
[quietly, sternly] Let me tell you some words. At what point did it seem like a good idea to blow up the Citysville Bridge?
Blossom
Uhh...
CMCitysville Mayor
No! Do you realize the two crooks that you caught stole approximately 400 dollars? [with intensifying rage] Do you realize that you did over three MILLION DOLLARS IN PROPERTY DAMAGE TO THAT BRIDGE?! IT'S NOT REPLACEABLE! [a scared Blossom blinks up at him, and he sighs as he looks at the destroyed bridge] Also, that bridge is, or was, a historical landmark. [unfurling flag on pole] I mean, it's on our flag, for Pete's sakes! It's also the main thoroughfare into the city! Nobody actually lives in Citysville! [in tears] They commute! [sternly signs a piece of paper] This is a bill prohibiting the use of superpowers in the town of Citysville. You're hereby forbidden by law to use any of your powers within the city limits. [points at the door] Now, get out of my sight!
PPilot
Attention! This is the Citysville Police Department! You are flying in a no-fly zone! Land now!
So, how did it go with the Mayor?
Blossom
Professor, we tried to tell you before, but you--
Blossom
We tried to tell you, but you wouldn't listen, and we know how much you like it here, and...
[The Professor tears up.]
Blossom
Professor?
Oh, girls... [suddenly smiling] You don't know how happy this makes me!
Oh, I've been hating it here so much! Hating, hating, hating, hating it! Oh, they pick on me at work, and they call me square, and... Oh, so what do you say, kids?
[Cuts to them moving away from Citysville and back to their true home]
Bye-bye, bad old Citysville!
And hello, City of Townsville!
[offscreen; gasps] Oh...oh, what have I done?! [dissolve to inside the girls' bedroom at the windows and pan to the bed. The covers are pulled all the way up. All we see of them are fringes of red-orange and black hair on the pillows] Girls...Girls, wake up! [they mumble sleepily. Buttercup yawns] Buttercup! [she pulls the covers up and groans sleepily] Wake up, Buttercup.
[throws the covers; but is suddenly inside the Professor's body] Professor, it's Saturday! Can't a girl get some sleep?! Harumph! [pulls the covers back over herself. A moment later, she sits bolt upright in cold shock with a gasp] B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B...
[revealed to be un Buttercup's body] Now remain calm, Buttercup.
[Buttercup reacts totally the opposite of what the Professor had told her to do. She screams and breathes hard, panicked. Holding her hands up in front of herself, she sees that she now has a full set of fingers, which she works back and forth. Her mouth begins to wobble, terror washing over the rest of her face, and after a long moment she breaks down, sobbing and wailing]
Blossom
[socks Buttercup in the shoulder] Keep it down! I'm trying to sleep!
[On the bed, Blossom reveals to be inside Miss Bellum's body]
Blossom
Buttercup, what are you doing in bed? [Buttercup giggles] Wait! What's going on? [Buttercup points] What?
[holding a mirror up to Blossom] Nice bed head, Blossom!
Blossom
[gasps and screams] What happened?! I-I-I'm all grown up.
You're not grown up. You're just inside Ms. Bellum's all-grown-up body.
Blossom
Wait! Well, if Buttercup's in your body, and I'm in Ms. Bellum's body, then who is...? [Blossom reaches to Bubbles's section of the bed and pulls the covers, and she and Buttercup shriek in terror] Girls! Girls, please! It's just Bubbles. [pulls the covers all the way down to reveal Bubbles, who's inside the Mayor's body] In the Mayor's body.
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Eeewwww!
Blossom
[offscreen] Bubbles!
[Camera turns around to show Blossom and Buttercup hovering behind Bubbles]
Blossom
Bubbles!
Huh? [turns; still blurry]
Blossom
Come on, put your glasses on and help us!
Uh-uh, you'll laugh at me!
We will not. Now put them on!
[Bubbles resigns and puts the glasses on. Blossom and Buttercup once again laugh uncontrollably]
[takes off the glasses again; even angrier] See?
Blossom
[still laughing] We're sorry, we're sorry.
[sing-song voice] Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King! Lucky Captain Rabbit King!
TThief
[disguised as Lucky Captain Rabbit King] All right, cool it down! Cool it down. Now, uh... [clears his throat] Listen up. The Captain and Tennille has a headache. I'm just here for some cereal, then I'll be on my way. [reaches for the box of Lucky Captain Rabbit King Nuggets]
Blossom
[swipes the cereal box] You think we're that stupid?
We know you have to try and trick us.
Yeah, just like in the commercials!
So don't come back until you've got something good! [slams the door in the thief's face. A moment later, the doorbell rings and she answers it]
TThief
[in his fake deep voice] Hey, did you guys just see my twin brother?
[slams the door in his face again] Weak!
Blossom
[from inside bedroom] Okay! [back to the door] Presenting...Townsville's newest heroes! [the door opens, and she somersaults down the stairs to land in front of the Professor. She is fully decked out in the outfit that was hanging in the closet] Liberty Belle!
[A cloud of black fog seeps out of the room and down the stairs. It forms into a silhouette of Buttercup, with glowing green eyes and shreds of mist trailing behind]
[in a low, scratchy voice] Mange.
[from inside bedroom] And don't forget... [something white sails out and bounds all over the place like a crazed Superball before settling down. It is Bubbles, wearing the hood and a matching jumpsuit and carrying the lunchbox] ...Harmony Bunny!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
And we are...!
...Too late. [hangs up the phone as they watch in total bewilderment, then regards them with a raised eyebrow. It is clear he is disappointed in them screwing around for so long and not leaving at once to deal with the monster threat; dryly] Better heroes, huh?
[The girls hang their heads sadly]
[looks at his Jigglypuff watch] Confound it! Where can those blasted girls be?! [high-beam headlights play over the two of them] Oh!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
[stops the car and climbs out] Sorry we're late, Mayor.
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
[bouncing into view, dismounting] But we're here!
BMButtercup/Mange
[dropping into view] And ready to fight!
Splendid! But there's a teensy little problem. THE MONSTER LEFT! Better heroes, huh?
[Again the girls hang their heads for being tardy to the fight]
SMSteve the Monster
STOP!!!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
Huh?
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
What?
SMSteve the Monster
Better heroes, huh? Listen, girls. My name is Steve. I'm a monster. I've been coming here for three days, causing all sorts of damage to your town. And what do I get? Two days of no-shows, and now this. A flag girl who does rope tricks, some rabbit, and Little Miss Darkness who's afraid of a little sun.
BMButtercup/Mange
Hey! Do you have any idea who you're talking to?!
BHBubbles/Harmony Bunny
We're superheroes!
BLBlossom/Liberty Belle
Real ones!
SMSteve the Monster
Yeah, well, that's great and all. But what am I supposed to tell the guys back on Monster Isle? You see, when a monster visits Townsville, he must fight the Powerpuff Girls. And if he can hold his own and make it back to Monster Isle alive, he's a hero. Now, this new bit is just not gonna cut it. Sure, you didn't have a thirst for vengeance, stickers with faces on them, or souped-up vehicles 'cause you didn't need them. [takes the Girls' costumes off] See, even if you take away the costumes, the props and the angst, you still have all the bravery and courage it takes to save the day. So, what do you say? [knocks over the building] Powerpuff Girls?
[The girls smile at each other]
Blossom
Let's get him, girls!
[The girls charge at Steve]
SMSteve the Monster
Now, that's better. [finally gets beaten up by the girls]
So, once again, the day is saved, with no thanks to Liberty Belle, Harmony Bunny, or Mange, but to the one and only Powerpuff Girls!
This plan ROCKED! [on his TV, the beam is fired from the telescope, engulfing the world] Check it out. This plan was so big, it was affecting the whole world! (the French lovers are hit) Paris! (the Eskimo is next) Eskimo-land! (the Japanese man gets it) Japan!
Blossom
Hey, who filmed this, anyway? [cut to her and the girls charging in] What, do you have cameras all over the world?
[After learning that Mojo violated their agreement and stole the candy jar, the Girls furiously break into his jail cell]
Blossom
MOJO!!!
[resting smugly with the jar] Back so soon? [eats a piece of candy]
Blossom
We had a deal, Mojo!
Don't get me wrong. Destroying Townsville on a daily basis is a pretty good gig. But to be able to take away that which gave you so much joy, to destroy your happiness, is just so much more satisfying to the soul. If only I could have seen the look on your faces when you realized! I think I can imagine...
[The Girls are now seething with barely restrained rage]
Blossom
[ominously] You're a bad monkey, Mojo.
[with giddy glee] I know!
[The Girls snap, screaming; they start beating Mojo up more viciously than usual, knocking him to the floor at Buttercup's feet]
What's going on here? What?
Huh? Oh, what, you going for something? [sees him glancing at the jar] You going for that?
[Buttercup stomps straight down into his mouth, and the merciless beatdown continues, leaving Mojo a twisted, battered wreck, barely able to even form a coherent word]
[The Girls pause for a moment, breathing through clenched teeth, but when Mojo actually sheds a tear, Blossom comes to her senses and gasps, horrified by their actions]
Blossom
What have we done? Look at us. Look at Mojo. This isn't who we are. This is crazy!
[Bubbles and Buttercup now also start to look ashamed]
But... what about the candy?
Blossom
It was the candy that did this to us. The candy made us something we're not.
Blossom
Yeah, the Mayor! If he's supposed to be running the city, Why's he always asking us to save it for him?
[sarcastically] Oh, you're absolutely right, girls. He should be using his own superpowers to save the city.
[Silence]
Blossom
Okay. Fine. But you gotta admit, things are unfair around here. I mean, there's only one female villain in the whole town!
Blossom
That's right!
We girls gotta look out for each other!
FVFemale voice
Oh, really?
[Three angry women come out of the darkness and surround the girls]
BBusinesswoman
Was Femme Fatale looking out for me when she stole from my bank?
PPolicewoman
Was she looking out for me when she broke my arm?
BTBlonde teenage girl
[scoffs] Was she looking out for me when she stole my hairstyle? [they look at her] Well, she did!
[The shades come up as the girls realize that Femme Fatale tricked them and realize everything]
Listen, girls. You're right about one thing: There is injustice in the world.
That's why we have you, to protect the rights of everyone. And right now, everyone in Townsville needs you.
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