[Bubbles is revealed to be wearing Mojo Jojo's clothes]
BBBlossom, Buttercup
Bubbles?!
[in a Mojo-like manner] I am not Bubbles! Bubbles is not who I am! I am the one, the only, single solitary doer of dastardly deeds! Purveyor of pestilence! Interloper of lawlessness! Menace to mankind! I am bad! I am evil! I am Mojo Jojo! Hahahahahahahaha!
[annoyed] I do not talk like that! The way I communicate is much different! I do not reiterate, repeat, reinstate the same thing over and over again! I am clear! Concise! To-the-point! I--
[Buttercup starts beating him up]
Take this! And that! And some of these! And one of those!
BlossomWhat kind of evil have you bestowed upon our sister?!
You've got to be kidding. I'm wet! I'm naked! Your sister is wearing my clothes! And this is all part of some evil plot... TO RULE THE WORLD AS A SOGGY CHIMP IN MY BIRTHDAY SUIT?!?!?
[annoyed] All right, let's kick her butt.
Blossom
[preventing her] No, Buttercup! You’re right. She is our sister. And as sisters, we have an intrinsic duty; to uphold peace. Not only for the city of Townsville, but amongst ourselves.
[groaning] Why'd I have to open my big trap?
[imitating Mojo Jojo] Enough of this chatter! It's time to meet your maker!
BBBlossom and Buttercup
[outraged] You leave the professor out of this!
[Then Mojo Bubbles proceeds to beat up her sisters]
Blossom
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! [regretfully] I did it. I stole the golf clubs.
Blossom
Because you wanted it so much, And I just wanted to make you happy.
It's my fault. [voice breaks down] I put too much value in a material item, instead of the love of you girls.
Blossom
That's what drove me to crime!
TCThe Time Channel announcer
Welcome to the time channel, where we give you up-to-the-minute time, 24 hours a day. Up next, the current time. Hello. I’m Sonny Dial, here to bring you the latest time. But first, I hope all of you remembered that last night was Daylight Savings, which means everyone sets their clocks back by one hour. That makes our current time 6:41. I’ll be back at 6:42 with the up-to-the-minute time.
[checks all the clocks and his watch] CRIKEY! I forgot to set the clocks back! [kicks down the bedroom door] Girls, wake up! GIRLS, WAKE UP! [slams the hotline receiver in its cradle repeatedly] Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Buzz! Get out of bed! NOW! [flips the mattress] Daylight savings, clocks wrong, forty-five minutes, save Townsville now!
Blossom
But what about our curfew?
There's no time! [throws them out their windows one at a time] GO! GO! GO!
[Buttercup, dressed in a crocodile costume, chews one of the toy cars in the Girls' game]
Blossom
Hey! What do you think you're doing?!
[after trying to speak with her mouth full] I'm a monster and I'm eating Joe. I do that.
Blossom
[snatches the car] Give me that! I haven't completely set up Townsville yet. Joe still has to go to the market and pick up milk for his children. I'll tell you when you can come.
No one tells me when to come! I'm a monster – I surprise!
[wearing one of Blossom's bows] Blossom here. What's the trouble?
Blossom
Hey! What do you mean, "Blossom here"?!
Blossom
Nooooo, nononononono. I actually am Blossom, so you can't be Blossom.
[into hotline] Could you hold on a sec, Mayor? [to Blossom] We're playing pretend, right?
Blossom
Right.
Then I'm pretending to be Blossom.
Blossom
Well... you can't!
Blossom
Because... because you were playing the monster.
Well, now I'm playing Blossom.
Blossom
Well, then who am I supposed to be?!
Blossom
No way! [pushes her] You be Bubbles!
No way! [pushes her back] You be Bubbles!
Blossom
You're Bubbles!
Blossom
YOU'RE BUBBLES!
BBBlossom, Buttercup
YOU CAN'T!
[Bubbles starts to cry as her sisters keep arguing, until the Professor crossly opens the door]
Girls, GIRLS! Will someone please tell me what’s going on?
[All three Girls start talking at once]
One at a time, one at a time! Bubbles?
We were playing "The Powerpuff Girls", and Buttercup was a monster and I played the Mayor and Blossom was Ms. Bellum, then Buttercup wanted to pretend she was Blossom, but Blossom wanted to be Blossom, and I wanted to be Bubbles, but they told me I couldn't, and no one wants to be me!
Blossom
Okay. The final and most important step is to accidentally add Chemical X to the concoction.
[The girls make awkward faces and dash out and Blossom holds a beaker that looks like Chemical X]
Blossom
[bad acting] Oh, look at what I found, girls. Chemical X.
Be careful with that Chemical X.
Yes, Blossom. Whatever you do, do not drop that Chemical X.
Blossom
Don't worry, I wo...[drops the beaker] Whoops! I accidentally dropped the Chemical X. And it fell into the concoction.
Hurry, girls, hurry! You created a monster!
BBunny
Bunny do good! Bunny do good!
No, Bunny do bad. Very bad!
Blossom
Yes, bad. You're supposed to stop crime, not help start it. I guess you're not cut out to be a Powerpuff Girl after all.
[After Bunny saves the girls, she suddenly wobbles and gurgles, and shafts of white light burst out of here; there is a silent explosion of white light as the girls come to]
Wha...Wh-Wh-Wh-What happened?
Blossom
Bunny saved us!
[A scrap of purple cloth with black stripe flutters down to the ground in front of them. They gasp in shock and sadness, realizing their sister is dead.]
Blossom
I guess she was unstable, and the blast broke her down into her original ingredients.
She was good after all. [sniffles] We were the ones who were bad.
[They hang their heads in sorrow and guilt, and the scene dissolves to an overhead view of the street, pulling back slowly. Fade to black.]
Blossom
[groaning] Buttercup, I have to tell you something. That's not your real blanket. It's just a fake blanket I found to get you through the fight. And since you fought just as well as ever, it obviously worked!
[angry] YOU TRICKED ME! Why I'm gonna- [continues nervously] But...if this isn't my real blanket, then...where... Ooh! [screams and tears apart the house] WHERE'S MY BLANKET?!
Oh, hello, girls. [cut to him at the door, with a basket of clothes] I brought you some clean laundry.
Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Blossom
What are you guys, new?
Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
Blossom
I kinda liked kissing.
[She and Blossom giggle]
Blossom
How about you, Buttercup?
[Buttercup starts spitting in disgust]
[Blossom and Bubbles laugh]
[laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Blossom
I know that voice!
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
Blossom
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Blossom
Don't you know you can never beat us?!
Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
Blossom
Wh-what have we done!?
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
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