Susan B. Anthony coins, huh?
Do you even know who she was?
FFFemme Fatale
[confused] Er...She was...Uh...Um...
Once upon a time, women weren't allowed to do much of anything.
Susan B. Anthony knew that that was wrong.
BlossomIn 1872, she broke the law by voting, and even though she was found guilty, the feds wanted to go easy on her...
GGirls
Because she was a girl!
Blossom
And not send her to jail!
FFFemme Fatale
[stammering] Well, you know, she was this...Well, men! Girls should...Oh, man! [attempts to escape, but is cornered by Buttercup]
Susan B. Anthony didn’t want special treatment, she wanted to be treated equally!
[Femme Fatale tries to run, but is cornered by Bubbles]
She demanded that she be sent to jail, just like any man who broke the law!
[Femme Fatale tries to run pass Bubbles, but is stopped by Blossom]
Blossom
[holds up the Susan B. Anthony coin] And that's exactly what we're gonna do to you. [throws the coin at Femme Fatale's face]
[The girls proceed to beat her up]
[referencing various Beatles songs] Oh, girls...Yesterday all our troubles seemed so far away. Now it seems as though they're here to stay. [[w:Eight Days a Week|Sitting here eight days a week, everyone seems to think you're lazy. I don't care, I think they're crazy. But you used to be running everywhere at such a speed! Now you think there's no need.
If we can't stop the Beat-Alls...
Blossom
We're never saving the day again.
Oh, you can't do that. What will Townsville do when they look for the girls with the sun in their eyes and they're gone?
Blossom
But what can we do?
Well, first of you have to realize that the Beat-Alls are just a rock band.
Fuzzy, he does that-that rock thing. But that's not important. What is important is this: Mojo Jojo was a man who thought he was a loner, but he knew it couldn't last. He's just getting by with a little help from his friends.
[Princess, Him, and Fuzzy are deploying their respective weapons during a parody tune of The End]
The Beat-Alls are up on the rooftops, and they're destroying Townsville! They just won't let it be!
Blossom
[nervously] The...Beat-Alls?
Well, three of them, at least. [they hang up] Uh, hello?...Girls?...Oh...
Huh?...Hey! You erased my drawing!
[now stands nearby, angry] What are you apologizing for? She shouldn’t draw her stupid pictures on the blacktop if she doesn’t want 'em played on!
I have every right that you do to be here!
Oh, yeah?! Well, I don’t...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK!
A playground is for playing!
AND DRAWING IS PLAYING, YOU NINNY!
[They start to argue at full voice, and other kids turn to watch, including Blossom]
Blossom
Huh?
CChildren
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
[As they chant, they gather in a ring around the two squabbling sisters. Blossom, floating behind the group, moves in for a closer look and then pushes her way to the front]
Blossom
[pushes her sisters away] All right, break it up, break it up! [everyone falls silent] What’s going on here?
[pointing to Buttercup] Well, she started it!
She was the one drawing all over the place!
Blossom
Shut up!!! [Bubbles and Buttercup stop arguing] Bubbles, you first.
Well, I was just minding my own business, drawing...
Blossom
Buttercup, let Bubbles finish!
Buttercup has to share the blacktop just like everyone else.
Blossom
That sounds fair to me.
[losing it] NO WAY! I'm not sharing nothing! This is the playground! There's plenty of paper in the classroom! She doesn't need to fill the blacktop with her scribbles! You know what I think of Bubbles and her drawings? YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK?! [destroys Bubbles' chalks by stomping violently on it with her foot. Bubbles is shocked] That's what I think.
[Bubbles becomes enraged. She growls as she tries to get enough energy to punch Buttercup, but she can't because she is too kind-hearted. For a few seconds desperately tries to hold control of her emotions but loses it. Bubbles bursts into a fit of misery and tears, crying loudly as she flies away to a forest. Blossom watches with a saddened shock.]
[Bubbles uses the chalk to turn all the other monsters into happy drawings. Him is enraged]
You can't do that! You're supposed to express your anger!
I am. I'm just expressing it in a positive way. And I think you were more positive when you were a cute... little... butterfly! [Uses her chalk to draw on Him, turning him into a butterfly, embarrassing Him] What do you think, girls?
Blossom
Oh, yes.
NO! [disappears in a flash of light]
[The monsters turn back into harmless chalk drawings]
Blossom
[to Bubbles] You did it!
Yeah, you rock, Bubbles! [Quickly her emotion fades. She looks down at the ground, remorseful for how she acted earlier] Um...I, uh...um...well, I...
[she hugs Buttercup] That's okay. I forgive you.
Hey girls, let me be a Powerpuff Girl for a day and you could ride in Daddy's limo with me to school!
Blossom
No thanks, Princess. We'd rather walk with our new friend, Robin, to school.
Very well then. You obviously don't know a thing about first class travel...... how 'bout 5 bucks?
Blossom
[Resting her hands on her hips] Would that be 5 bucks to ride in your limo, or 5 bucks to be a Powerpuff Girl?
[After the girls solve the third riddle]
Blossom
We did it, Him. Now what?
[effeminate] Well, well. Presidential Fitness Awards all around. [demonic] Now let's excercise your brain! [effeminate] Train A left Pokey Oaks train station at 11:40 at a hundred miles per hour. Train B left Norwalk Station 10 minutes later at 90 miles per hour heading towards Train A. [demonic] Where will they collide?
Blossom
Bubbles! Think of the Professor!
[effeminate] You've got one minute!
[After the girls solve the fourth riddle]
[effeminate] Well, girls, you caught these two trains right on time.
Blossom
We're finished with this nonsense, Him! Now where's the Professor?
But I've only just started! In the ear of corn, you will find happiness, joy, and the ties that bind. Squirrels store nuts and birds sing songs, but in the Cave of Eternity, everyone's wrong. On the limb of a tree, there's a monkey who's free, and there he will give you something for me. [demonic] You've got two minutes; 45 seconds!
[The Girls solve the fifth riddle, which ironically took place during the commercial break. Him licks an ice cream]
[effeminate] I can't believe you got that one right! You got the right flavor and everything!
Blossom
Ooh, ooh! I know, I know! Ms. Keanes... who will the other Ms. Keane say is the real Ms. Keane?
[The two Keanes exchange a nervous glance]
K2Keane 2
She would say that I was the real Ms. Keane!
K1Keane 1
And she would say that she was the real Ms. Keane!
Blossom
It’s so apparent! It's obvious that the liar would say that the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane is the real Ms. Keane. And conversely, the real Ms. Keane would say that the fake Ms. Keane would say she is the real Ms. Keane. So therefore, the real Ms. Keane is none other than... number two! [Bubbles and Buttercup look at Him who is stunned]
[effeminate] Time's up! Put your #2 pencils down and pass your papers forward. Let's start with Buttercup's results, shall we? 25.
Blossom
Haha!
Blossom
What?!
[She only filled in the dots to draw a flower]
Blossom
Oh, no!
[Bubbles' score is 1075, much to everyone's surprise]
Blossom
Huh?
Well, I'll be darned. [demonic] You will not defeat me, you little brats! The Professor will pay!
[After the girls solve the seventh riddle, a lizard monster appears in the city]
[effeminate] Let's see if you can defeat this monster.
Blossom
No problem.
Ah-ah-ah. You didn't let me finish. You must get rid of this little guy without using your superpowers.
Blossom
Again, no problem.
[After the girls solve the eighth riddle]
[demonic] NO! You brats shouldn't have gotten this far!
Blossom
One riddle left, Him, and the Professor is good as ours!
[effeminate] We'll see, won't we? You will find your Professor when you solve this last rhyme: "Where is boiling and freezing at the same time?" [Laughs] The Professor [demonic] will pay! [effeminate] 30 seconds.
Blossom
Okay, Him - hand over the Professor.
[effeminate] Too late, Girls, you failed. [demonic] The Professor is going to pay! [laughs]
[demonic] Time to pay... [suddenly rings up a cash register; effeminate] That'll be 7.95, please.
[effeminate] You see, I bet the Professor here a free breakfast if you girls could solve all my riddles. But you failed. [demonic] And now he has to pay full price!
[crossly] Here's your money, Him! Your flapjacks are good, but not that good! I'm never eating here again! Come on, Girls. Let's go eat at the other restaurant. [storms out]
[effeminate] Wait! Wait, come back! I'll make my flapjacks cheaper!
[The Powerpuff Girls stare at the camera, stunned and confused]
[just as confused] And so... err... hmm... yeah.
[Mascumax has been defeating the male superheroes easily]
MMascumax
Fools! I feed off your expulsions of manliness! The more manhood you bring against me, the harder I become!
Blossom
Hey, boy! Why don't you try some Powerpuff?
MMascumax
What?! Little girls?! [laughs] Shouldn't you be home learning how to be mommies?
Blossom
Look! This planet is our home, and mommies are ready to clean house! [they land several successful blows on Mascumax and knock him down] All right, ladies, let's do some real cookin'! Form Furious Flaming Feline!
[The girls form a cat-like shape made of fire, which leaps at Mascumax, setting him on fire, and rubs against his leg]
MMascumax
ARGH! NO! IT CANNOT BE!
Blossom
If you can't take the heat, then stay out of the kitchen!
[Mascumax chickens out, transforming back into hot rod mode and flying back into space]
MMascumax
[sobbing] WAH! MOMMY! THERE WAS SOME GIRLS, AND THEY WERE BEING MEAN TO ME!
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