[Picks up the phone] Hello?
Hello. May I speak to Professor Utonium?
Who shall I say is calling?
Oh, no one he'd know, just a curious stranger.
[Pause]
[Yelling] PROFESSOR! There's a stranger on the phone!
[picking up the phone] Hello, Mr. Stranger, what can I do for you?
Oh. [Clears throat] Ah, hi, I'm calling from Townsville Community College and I'm doing a report on the Powerpuff Girls, and I was wondering, what exactly are those little girls made of?
Ah, oh, well, the Powerpuff Girls. Oh, let's see now, eight cups of sugar, a pinch of spice, one tablespoon of everything nice, and, now this one's important: accidentally add a drop of Chemical X. And voila!
That's it? I mean, wow. Thanks.
I also have a great recipe for pound--
[Mojo hangs up]
[After creating three Puff-esque boys, Mojo hugs them in a fatherly manner]
[grabs him threateningly] Hands off! Who do you think you are anyway, Pops?!
Why, yes, I am your father, children!
RBRowdyruff Boys
WE'RE THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS!
We're here to kick some butt! And since yours is the only one around, we're gonna start with you!
Oh, no, boys. You don't want to kick my butt; my butt is as rotten as yours. What you want are butts settled on the throne of justice!
RBThe Rowdyruff Boys
Yeah!
Butts planted in the soil of nobility!
RBThe Rowdyruff Boys
Yeah!
Butts nestled between the pillars of peace and love! The butts you want to kick are the butts of the Powerpuff Girls!
RBThe Rowdyruff Boys
Let's get 'em!
Hey! What's wrong with you girls?! You're supposed to start crying when we hit ya!
Yeah! We're the Powerpuff Girls!
And it takes a lot more than a couple of cheap shots to make us cry!
[smirking] Well, then. I guess we'll just have to serve it up...
[Bubbles is thrown through a shop window]
MThe Mayor
And furthermore, every Wednesday shall be pretzel day! [Blossom is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Blossom! [She slides down] Goodbye, Blossom. [Bubbles is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Bubbles! [She slides down] Goodbye, Bubbles. [Buttercup is thrown against the window of his office] Hello Buttercup! [She slides down] Goodbye, Buttercup. What sort of pretzels do you suppose the girls like, Bavarian, or tiny twists?
Sir, I think the girls may be in trouble.
MThe Mayor
Whatever makes you say that?
[After the Rowdyruff Boys zoom past the Powerpuff Girls, the exhaust leaves the Girls weakened and coughing]
Good thing we had those burritos for lunch!
[snickers] Word! [fiercely] NOW LET'S FINISH THOSE SISSIES!!!
[After the Girls magically kiss the Rowdyruff Boys, destroying them]
Curse you again, Powerpuff Girls! I'll be back, but next time I will not be defeated! It is you who will be defeated! And when you are defeated, it is you who will have lost!
[laughs effeminately] Don't you know the faster you go, time slows down? Your time stopped for fifty years whilst you were out racing around.
Seconds, minutes, hours, days and nights all crawl by on hands and knees as you race the speed of light.
[Him has now emerged. The Girls gasp in horror]
Yes! Coming back now? Remember?
[Buttercup remembers her dare to her sisters: "So - which of you slowpokes wants to race me home?"]
Yes! As you raced through time, [demonic] the whole world went to HECK!
You lie! Don't believe him, Girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him - but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Don't you know you can never beat us?!
Beat you? Why, girls! Don't you see? [demonic] I've already WON!!!!!
[He transforms into a larger, more terrifying version of himself]
The beauty lies in the pain, because it's your fault for leaving! All I did was take over! It was easy!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault. It's Your Fault.
AAAAUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
CCitizens
It's Your Fault. It's your fault.
[The Powerpuff girls fly into space, then dive back to earth at supersonic speeds, thus going back in time]
[effeminate] Yes! As you raced through time, the whole world went to [demonic] Heck!
You lie! Don't believe him, girls!
[The Girls severely attack and batter Him, but he seems totally unaffected]
[effeminate] Are you finished?
Don't you know? You can never beat us.
[effeminate] Beat you? [eyes start glowing] But, girls, don't you see? I've [demonic] already WON! [reveals himself as his larger, more terrifying and monstrous future version known as Future Him by transforming]
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] The beauty lies in the blame, [demonic] because it's your fault for leaving! Just ask your friends.
FTFuture Townspeople
Powerpuff Girls.
FMFuture Man
You did this.
FTFuture Townspeople
You did this.
FHFuture Him
[effeminate] All I did was take over. [demonic] It was easy!
FTFuture Townspeople
Why'd you leave us, Powerpuff Girls? Why? You weren't here to protect us. You weren't here. It's your fault. [chant] Your fault.
[Future Him laughs demonically]
FTFuture Townspeople
[still chant] Your fault.
[The Girls fly into space at supersonic speeds and scream, thus going back in time; this time, in the normal timeline]
