Norm quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

It's half man, half bull. It's the Minotaur!

Norm

My name is Norm.

Phineas

It's Norm the Minotaur!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

I still think you should have added more green onions.

Norm

Well next time, you can do all the cooking, and I'll stand around coming up with evil plans that ultimately fail. [awkward silence]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Wow, cutting deep man.

Norm

Good morning, sir!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Eh...

Norm

One egg or two?

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

None. I don't like the way you make them. You always leave the shells on!

Norm

I like mine crunchy!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Sure, it would be nice to have a son, I mean in addition, someone to have a nice game of catch with, but...

Norm

Sir, you can have a game of catch with me! I have always thought of you as my fath-

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Norm, you're in my light!

Norm

-ther.

Norm

You like playing ball with me, your son.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Really, I like that?

Norm

Yes.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

What else do I like?

Norm

Crunchy eggs for breakfast.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

I do? Man, what kind of weirdo am I?

Norm

I'm ack-berb

Norm

Ank-therb Ou-yerb.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Oh, is that Swedish?

Jeremy

Hey, Suzy. What are you doing out here, and what's with the lumpy table?

Suzy

Oh, uh, it's my lemonade stand.

Jeremy

Lemonade stand? Where's the lemonade?

Suzy

I... drank all of it?

Jeremy

Holy guacamole! You sure are a handful. [leaves]

Norm

I made more lemonade!

Suzy

About time! We just lost a customer! Now help me fix this lumpy table!

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

He was always kicking sand in my face. When I was in the sandbox: sand. My first date: sand! Balancing my checkbook: sand! The beach- Oddly enough nothing. But I couldn't relax, because I kept waiting for it.

Norm

Well, Boris owns a car dealership now, and declined to appear on this show. But he did send some sand! [A huge mound of sand falls on Doofenshmirtz]

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Well, at least he cared enough to do that.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Oh, Balloony, I missed you so mu- [Balloony pops] BALLOONY!

Norm

[Laughs] We're just having fun with you! That wasn't the real Balloony.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

[Crying] It wasn't?

Norm

No, of course not. The real Balloony popped three weeks ago. [Doofenshmirtz resumes crying]

Vanessa

This is what I'm talking about. You're not even LISTENING! [starts walking out to the door without Doofenshmirtz noticing] I'm moving out, Dad. I'm going to live at Mom's... full time. [slams door]

Norm

Door slams mean sadness.

Dr. Doofenshmirtz

Wait! What did she say?