Dad quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

[washing up on the sidewalk outside with Ferb and Candace] Hey Candace, you missed all the fun! Allow me to introduce our mummy.[turning to see only banages] Hey, where's our mummy? Mummy? MUMMY?!?

Well, Mummy has supper waiting for us at home. [seeing her look dishevled] Candace, why are you all wet?

Candace

[growling and grinding her teeth] Grrr!

Ferb

You know, mummies had their brains pulled out through their nose.

Candace

[still fuming] The lucky ones!

[opening the window after hearing an engine and a loud horn] Oh, hey boys.

Phineas

Dad, you might want to wipe the queen off your face.

Oh, yeah. Thanks... Crickey! A monster truck!

Phineas

Yeah! Isn't it sweet? It's to help Candace how to parallel park and stuff. We figured if she learned how to drive one of these monsters, she'd have the confidence to drive anything.

Lawrence

Oh yeah, brilliant, but I'd better check with Mom about this... [calls Linda on his cellphone] Hello honey. Yes, yes. I love you too, darling. Are you aware that the boys have a monster truck in the backyard?

Linda

[at a cooking class] Honestly, you're as bad as Candace.

Lawrence

Okay, okay, just checking. [hangs up the phone] It's a go boys! I'll get your sister!

Just wait 'til Mom hears about-- Then again, you guys always seem to make everything disappear before Mom gets home. But if I take the evidence to her at the Bowl-R-Ama, then she'll have to believe me!

Oh, Candace! You were right about Phineas and Ferb this whole time. We should've believed you.

And just to express how sorry we are, here's my credit card. You have our permission to ruin us financially.

Jeremy

Candace, that is so cool how you busted your brothers like that! Will you marry me?

Phineas

So you wanna give it a try?

I do, Jeremy! I mean, uh... I'd love to give it a try.