Perry[mouthing a CD recording] Upon an evil winter's heart, the heavy hand of regret infrequently alights. The malevolent path is one trod without the cumbersome shackles of sentimental [the CD begins skipping] introspec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-spec-- [Perry whacks the CD player with the book]
Hmm, that's funny. I don't remember you saying "spec" so many times. [Perry explodes out of his disguise] Dr. Wexler, you're a platypus? [Perry puts on his hat] Perry the Platypus!?
You guys are so bus – Aah! [trips on a controller, disappears through one teleport, and appears from the other]
Cool. It worked. Candace? Are you OK?
CPCandace/Perry
[pointing at her brothers] Wait a second. How you guys get so big? [gasps] And why is my hand green? [takes a pink mirror from a nearby box] AAH! I'M AN UGLY, SMELLY PLATYPUS! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus!
[To Jeremy] Why don't you watch some TV while you wait? Oh, hey. I've got some great baby movies of Candace. [baby cooing] Oh! There she is in the bathtub. [bubbles gurgle] Oops! Little bubbles.
CPCandace/Perry
Mom! Remember what we talked about? My fifth-grade graduation?
Fifth-grade graduation? What is she talking about?
CPCandace/Perry
Ugh! Just turn off the home movies!
Hey, Ferb! We should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie! I'd love to see what Perry dreams about.
Perry
[chatters]
Ooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.
Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.
[They stare at Perry for a moment. Suddenly...]
SSSSN
Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!
Hey, Wait, What are you doing? Hey!
Wait a minute. What's going on? I haven't even finished my cereal!
Agent P, your cover's been blown! You're going to have to relocate you!
[Screen flashes, cut to Perry waking up, laying on Phineas' bed. He quickly gets to his paws. Scene zooms out to reveal Phineas, he wakes up, too]
Ah, hey, Perry. What's wrong, boy? [pets him] You sounded like you were having a bad dream. It's okay now. Go back to sleep. [lies down and closes eyes, going back to sleep]
[Perry looks around the room, then at Phineas, before he smiles and curls back up going to sleep]
You have to leave! It's not safe for little kids. I mean, for practically adults. Flee! Back to the city! Away from danger!
[points to the bushes] Like that!
Perry
[pops out from the bushes in a bear costume and growls]
Alright, that's enough! Really, Perry, really? I expect more from you.
Perry
[looks down in shame]
[points her finger on her father] And you, Dad!
Perry
[whisting]
You come out here jumping around with your costume, and your lame book, and it's- It's just humiliating, Dad. I'm not your little girl anymore.
Well, you're my little girl.
I know, I know, but all I want to do is have a good time with my friends and you just keep popping me up. [Dr. Doofenshmirtz's sad face form] It's like you don't trust me.
[sighs] You're right. I'm sorry I got in your way. I know you can handle yourself, Vanessa. [He walks off sadly with Perry] Come on, Perry the Platypus. Maybe there's still time for a scheme today. You know. I won't even trap you, you can just start beating up right away.
JJohnny
Wait! I thought your dad was a pharmacist.
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