Candace quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

Mom, Mom, you gotta come outside! I just drove up in this crazy souped-up car that the boys invent-

Linda

Wait, wait, wait. You were driving...without adult supervision?!

Candace

Well, no. I was operating a remote.

Linda

Oh, so it was a toy car?

Candace

No, no! No, it's a full-sized and it's-

Linda

[disbelieved] You were driving a full-sized car?! Oh, that's it, young lady. You're GROUNDED!

Candace

But, but, but, the boys-

Linda

[fed up] Candace, GO TO YOUR ROOM! We will talk about this, later.

Candace

[stomps out of the kitchen and goes upstairs to her room; irked] Ugh! I thought I did it right this time! Only I'd stay til the end of that seminar!

Candace

Yeah, sure, Jenny, but what have whales ever done for me?

Well, hello. [Albert hits himself on the head with the thing]

Candace

If that's the way you feel, I'll get someone else to bust my brothers.

I'll help you.

Candace

Are you talking to me?

As a damsel in distress, I have to help you, milady, as part of my medieval knight's code.

Candace

I'm outta here.

But don't you wanna bust your brothers? [Brakes heard, Candace walks back]

Candace

I'm listening.

Well, have you considered applying the manly science of spy cameras to your problem?

Candace

Spy Cameras? Wouldn't it be easier to just show my mom what Phineas and Ferb make?

I don't know. Is that easier?

Candace

[realizing] No! No it's not easy! It's never easy! I need help.

And manly technological surveillance.

Candace

I need nerd help, will you help me?

You have my word. My nerd word.

Isabella

Hi, Candace! Hi, Stacy! Hey, Jenny! How'd the number go?

Candace

Pretty good, but I'm still angry.

Isabella

Well, I guess I'm up. [enters the backyard; singing] I'm just the curious girl 'cross the way. Everyday I come over and here's what I say. Whatcha doin', whatcha doin'! What's the day's activity? Whatcha doin', whatcha doin', by and chance could by include me! Whatcha doin'.

Maybe, we live.

Candace

Okay, you can go now. [running in barefoot, record scratches] Wow. I've been giving all this power and i've chosen to use it run to gold coins barefoot. I'm a genius! Hahaha!

Linda

Well, I guess that's it.

Candace

I thought I had a few friends over like Stacy and Jenny. Is that okay?

Linda

Sure! But no wild parties.

Hey, we were just walking by and heard the music. It isn't this Phineas and Ferb's house?

Candace

Well, yes, but…

Awesome!

Hey, Phineas and Ferb are having a party!

Candace

But, but, but…hold on. It's just an imitate get together.

Linda

Candace?

Candace

Mom!

Linda

Candace, is that you? I can barely hear you! What's all that noise? [through the other end of the phone] Candace, are you having a party?!

Candace

No, no, no, no, Mom! It's not a party, It's an intimate get together!

Candace party! Candace party!

Candace

SHUT UP!

Linda

Lawrence, there's something weird going on at home. I'm afraid we're gonna have to cancel our trip and head right back. [sighs]

Lawrence

Oh, would you like to yank my chain?

Linda

Yes, yes I would.

Candace

The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away from you guys...took the party away for me! I'm saved!

Phineas

I wonder where the party went.

Ferb

Someplace nice, I hope.

Candace

Mom and Dad are here. [as the party materializes behind her] Hello, mother, father. What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay. [pause] There's a party behind me, isn't there?

Candace party! Candace party!

Linda

Candace, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw a party!

Candace

I didn't throw a party!

Linda

Well, then, whose party is it?

[push the sliding door open] Candace party! Candace party!

Linda

Young lady, you are SO BUSTED! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room!

Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.

Aw!

Phineas

Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer!

Candace

Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.

Phineas

Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.

Ferb

Totally. A platypus would have put it over the edge.

Candace

[Angrily] Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?

Phineas

What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around? [Ferb shrugs] 'Cause I haven't.

Candace

[answers her phone] Hi, Mom.

Linda

[working on Phineas' birthday cake while on the phone] Where are you, Candace? You promised you'd help frost the cake after you got Phineas' present.

Candace

Yeah, well, I got a little sidetracked preparing the bust of the century. Later today, I'm gonna show you something you won't believe!

Linda

If I had a nickel for every time I've heard that. [Clips show Candace yelling for her with the 5-cent counter reaching up to $0.75] I guess I can buy a candy bar.

Phineas

[giving out his birthday speech on stage] I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy. I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun. But it's not about satisfying your personal desires. It's about all of you. Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have. All the people I love, and who love me right back. Today was a great day. The best day ever!

Candace

[looks at the disc, then starts bawling emotionally, realizing it's wrong to bust him] I CAN'T DO IT! NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?! [destroys the disc with a wrench]

Phineas

[walking up to her] Aw, Candace. You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me... well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money!

Candace

I don't know, Stacy; I've got a bad feeling about this. What am I going to do if it isn't even edible?

Stacy

Well, technically, it is English food...

Candace

I'm borrowing your platypus.

Phineas

Ok. Have fun!

Candace

[to Perry] Will you stop squirming? You're a platypus. It's not like you have somewhere to be.

Candace

Hey! Wait a minute! All this phone does is ... make phone calls.

Linda

Sorry, Candace. You lost four phones in four months. I got you the cheapest replacement I could find. If you lose this one, it's life without a phone for Candace Flynn.

Candace

Life without a phone for Candace Flynn? But, but that's me!