Spider-Man quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Spider-Man

[referring to Phineas' appearance] Man, that kid's got a weird-shaped head.

Spider-Man

Aunt May, Phineas and Ferb are making a crossover.

Phineas

Yeah, we are!

Phineas

Ferb, are you expecting someone?

Ferb

[opens the front door, revealing the Marvel Avengers standing at the doorway] Not them.

Spider-Man

Aren't you a little young to be stealing superheroes' superpowers?

Phineas

Yes. Yes, we would be, Spider-Man, if we actually did it. But like I said, I don't think we did.

You can't see it, but I have a rather severe look of disappointment on my face.

Isabella

[puts a juice box in his mouth] This'll turn that tin frown upside-down.

Juice-in-a-box? We have nothing like this in Asgard.

[grunting while having trouble putting the straw in the juice box] Straw cannot penetrate!

Spider-Man

Hey, hey, hey! Calm blue ocean. Let me take care of that for ya, buddy.

Thanks, Isabella. Well, the power-siphoning ray originated from the Tri-State Area. And I was thinking you guys would know something about it since it bounced off your space station.

Phineas

Are you sure it was our space station?

It was shaped like your head.

Phineas

Well, that sounds like ours, but we don't know anything about a power-siphoning ray.

I was afraid of that. Well, the first thing we gotta do is get our powers back.

Phineas

Ferb, I know what we're gonna d-

Candace

[coming downstairs] Alright, boys and girls, listen up, Mom's on a walking tour of Danville and Dad's tinkering in the basement, so I'm in charge. That means no shenanigans! Hey, Spider-Man. So I'll be over at Stacy's all... d-d-d-day?!

Spider-Man

'Sup?

Greetings, fair young maiden!

Candace

It's super...heroes...in...duh...our...kitchen!

Isabella

Candace is gonna lie down for a while. [leads Candace out of the kitchen and back to her bedroom] That's it. Just breathe. They're only superheroes.

Phineas

Looks like you guys have a fan.

Oh, boy. [tips over]

And it's probably good she didn't see that.

I'm okay.

Phineas

Hey, where's Perry?