Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Candace

You guys are so bus – Aah! [trips on a controller, disappears through one teleport, and appears from the other]

Phineas

Cool. It worked. Candace? Are you OK?

[pointing at her brothers] Wait a second. How you guys get so big? [gasps] And why is my hand green? [takes a pink mirror from a nearby box] AAH! I'M AN UGLY, SMELLY PLATYPUS! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus! I'm a platypus!

You guys lost a platypus?

Phineas

Yep.

Officer 3323. Tell Charlie we have a 1091P. Yeah, it's a platypus. Looks like a girl. MIA. [at Phineas and Ferb] Don't worry, boys. After a nice lunch at Mr. Slushy Burger, the Tri-State area's finest will be on the job.

Phineas

By the way, our mom's also missing her earrings.

Which ones? The dangly topaz or the hoops?

Phineas

The hoops.

Oh, that's a shame. We'll get right on it.

Candace

[With her eyes closed] See?! see?! It's right there!

Linda

Oh, my goodness! [At this point, Candace gets a shocked expression on her face] Did you make these?

Phineas

Uh... yeah.

Linda

[gasps] These are so much nicer than the ones I lost! [a fly buzzes and gets zapped by Linda's new "earrings"]

Phineas

Awesome.

Linda

Thanks, boys. [at Candace, whose jaw has dropped, closing her mouth] Close your mouth, honey. You'll catch flies.

I may seem like a barmy ol' git now, but when I wasn't so long in the tooth, I had some grand larks and engaged in a fair amount of derring-do.

Phineas

Translate?

Ferb

When he was younger, he did a bunch of stuff.

Candace

PHINEAS! The only way you're building a haunted house in this backyard is over my DEAD BODY!

Phineas

[in a mad scientist voice] That's the idea! Bwah!

Candace

That's it, you little psycho. I'm calling Mom! [walks inside, but then pokes her head out the door] And I am NOT using the banana this time!

Phineas

...You guys heard that, right? It wasn't just me?

Isabella

Hi Phineas!

Buford

Whacha do- [Isabella hits him] Ow!

Isabella

[Sweetly] Whacha Doin?

Phineas

Come into the Phineas and Ferb Studios and we'll show you. :[Everyone but Buford and Isabella enters]

Buford

Hey Isabella about that Whatcha doin back there-

Isabella

Upupupup! [miming talking with her hand] We'll talk about it later.

Ferb

[after Perry accidentally hits a self-destruct button the Rainbowinator] You know, in retrospect, I question the inclusion of a self-destruct button in the first place.

Phineas

[a butterfly flies into Perry's cone on his head. Perry sneezes] Bless you Perry the Platypus!

Isabella

Hey Phineas, can I ask you something? Will you go to the dance--

'Scuse me, Phineas. Can I get you to sign some liability waivers?

Phineas

Sure thing! Hold that thought, Isabella.

Isabella

Sure. No prob.

Isabella

Hey Phineas. You guys were great!

Phineas

Thanks. You weren't too bad yourselves.

Isabella

Oh, [giggle] thanks. So, would you like to go to the Night of the Falling Stars Girls' Choice dance tonight?

Phineas

Sounds like fun.

Isabella

Really?

Phineas

Ferb, what's our schedule like? [Ferb gives a thumbs-up] Okay, we'll be there.

Isabella

Both of you?

Phineas

Yeah. Why don't you come by and we'll all walk over together.

Isabella

Sure. No prob.

Do you think he'll be...

Phineas

[juggling corn dogs with Ferb] Corn dog, corn dog, yummy yummy yummy!

Okay. Where did you get the-- Mom! Dad! Thank goodness! The strangest thing just happened.

Linda

[in Baljeet's voice] Fear not. Your parents are here now.

Huh?

Baljeet

The real shock is you're just noticing this now.

What?

I'm just as confused as you are, Kevin.

Jeremy

Candace, since I have no idea what will happen next, I need to tell you something. [holds onto Candance's hands] I love you, Candace Flynn. Will you marry me?

Oh, Jeremy! I always dreamt- Wait a minute. That's it! I'm dreaming!

Jeremy

That would explain the talking zebra.

Nah, I see him all the time. This, this is actually the freaky part. And it's all just been one...big...

Dream! [pause] So none of that really happened. I never actually busted Phineas and Ferb. I am so happy.

Phineas

Hey, Ferb! We should build a device that projects your dreams like a movie! I'd love to see what Perry dreams about.

Perry

[chatters]

Candace

Ooh, I almost forgot! Perry was in the dream too, dressed like a super-secret agent or something.

Ferb

Perhaps that's where he disappears to every day.

Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup!

Candace

Hey, Wait, What are you doing? Hey!

Lawrence

Oh!

Linda

Oh!

Phineas

Wait a minute. What's going on? I haven't even finished my cereal!

Major Monogram

Agent P, your cover's been blown! You're going to have to relocate you!

Phineas

Ah, hey, Perry. What's wrong, boy? [pets him] You sounded like you were having a bad dream. It's okay now. Go back to sleep. [lies down and closes eyes, going back to sleep]

Isabella

So, you two have built a portal to Mars and you didn't even go through it yourselves?

Phineas

Oh, we did...

Ferb

But that's another story.

Phineas

Ferb speaks Martian!

Candace

Tell them I want to walk alone.

Ferb

Meht tuohtiw ton tub enif yas yeht.

Arrabata Dutch!

Ferb

They say fine, but not without them.

Phineas

I think we're all set to get

Candace

Alright, what are you two up to?

Phineas

We just built a boat to find the Lake Nose Monster.

Phineas

Oh, hey, Candace.

Candace

Did you get it? Did you get the proof that Nosey really exists?

Phineas

I can honestly tell you that the ferocious man-eating lake monster does not exists in Lake Nose.

Aww!

Aw, man!

Candace

Wait.