Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

Hey, Isabella.

Isabella

What'cha doin'?

Phineas

Building a rollercoaster.

Isabella

Again? Cool! Hey, Ferb!

Isabella

Still a man of few words, I see?

Phineas

Nah, you missed it. Earlier he had two lines!

Isabella

Wow, chatty.

Candace

The entire party has disappeared! Of course! The same divine intervention that takes things away from you guys...took the party away for me! I'm saved!

Phineas

I wonder where the party went.

Ferb

Someplace nice, I hope.

Candace

Mom and Dad are here. [as the party materializes behind her] Hello, mother, father. What are you doing back so soon? I hope everything's okay. [pause] There's a party behind me, isn't there?

Candace party! Candace party!

Linda

Candace, I trusted you. I can't believe you threw a party!

Candace

I didn't throw a party!

Linda

Well, then, whose party is it?

[push the sliding door open] Candace party! Candace party!

Linda

Young lady, you are SO BUSTED! Tell your friends to go straight home, and then go straight up to your room!

Oh, man! Hey, everybody, the Candace party is over.

Aw!

Phineas

Candace, if it makes you feel any better, you accidentally threw the most outrageous party of the summer!

Candace

Thanks, guys. I'll see you in a week.

Phineas

Oh, there you are, Perry. You missed Candace's party.

Ferb

Totally. A platypus would have put it over the edge.

Candace

[Angrily] Don't you have a catchphrase to say or something?

Phineas

What is she talking about? Hey, have you seen Perry around? [Ferb shrugs] 'Cause I haven't.

So, this was to Perry the Platypus.

Phineas

Hey. Where’s Perry?

Phineas Flynn. Is that the birthday boy I hear?

Phineas

Yep. [removes helmet shaped like the top of his head] In the flesh.

Oh, you and your helmet.

Phineas

Have you seen Ferb today?

No, but I did see a guy in a robotic bird-themed super suit shooting eggs out of his wrist... [Phineas points his finger at her] and that was Ferb, wasn't it?

Phineas

It's a safe bet. We used a robotic bird-themed super suit to save City Hall this summer.

Aren't you a little young to...

Phineas

[laughs] If I had a nickel for every time I'd heard that.

Was I supposed to see something just now?

Phineas

Nah, I was just thinking to myself. It's a clip show.

Phineas

[giving out his birthday speech on stage] I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy. I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun. But it's not about satisfying your personal desires. It's about all of you. Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have. All the people I love, and who love me right back. Today was a great day. The best day ever!

Candace

[looks at the disc, then starts bawling emotionally, realizing it's wrong to bust him] I CAN'T DO IT! NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?! [destroys the disc with a wrench]

Phineas

[walking up to her] Aw, Candace. You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me... well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money!

Phineas

[looking up with Ferb] Huh, so how do you think our cows will do on the moon?

Ferb

Well, photosynthesis will start to create oxygen and then eventually an atmosphere. Our bovine friends will be fine.

Phineas

Cool. We'll know where to go for ice cream.

Hey! What do you mean you blame Balyeet?!

Well, it was clearly your responsibility.

Where are you getting your information from, disembodied reggae space voice?!

Hey, I have a name you know.

Oh yeah, what is it?

Well... it's... disembodied reggae space voice, but that's a coincidence! You didn't know that.

Uh, look who's sensitive. Besides, Buford could have brought the marshmallows.

Buford

Hey, leave me out of this.

Phineas

Guys, guys, we have limited time here. Baljeet, could you please stop arguing with the soundtrack?

He started it!

Phineas

We're going to make a super computer!

Buford

What? Your mom wants a super computer? What is she? Some kind of nerd?

Phineas

[to Linda] Whole-grain & fat-free. You know us so well.

Linda

Yes, yes I do.

Phineas

[referring to a zoo platypus] Hey, it looks like you, Perry. Of course, it doesn't look nearly as smart.

Perry

[chatters]

Candace

I'm borrowing your platypus.

Phineas

Ok. Have fun!

Candace

[to Perry] Will you stop squirming? You're a platypus. It's not like you have somewhere to be.

Phineas

You know what, Ferb? This is gonna be the most interesting thing we've ever built.

Ferb

And the tallest.

Phineas

Yes, and the tallest.

Ferb

And the heaviest.

Phineas

Wow, we're chatty today, aren't we?

Candace

[runs to her broken cell phone] Oh no, Phonesy! What have they done to you? [grabs some pieces of the phone] Hello? Hello? Can anyone hear me?

Phineas

[gets close to Candace] I can hear you, Candace.

Candace

Oh great! It still works! Yeah, Phineas, I was just telling you that... [realizes Phineas and Ferb are on her side]