Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Phineas

Hey, Candace. Buford was just talking about you.

Candace

You guys are SO BUSTED! I'm calling Mom, right now! [realizing that her phone is gone] Oh no, I don't have the phone. [Linda's car honks] That's Mom! When she finds out that I lost it, my life is ruined!

Ferb

Does anyone else want to be king of the world?

Phineas

Eh, keep it, bro. It suits you.

Linda

Wow, you are good!

Phineas

Girlfriend, please.

Phineas

[to Candace] Your hair looks simplicious!

Ferb

Have you tried tossing your head back?

Phineas

What if bounce houses were made for bigger kids?

Buford

Hey!

Phineas

Slightly bigger kids. And what if they just happened to be totally amazing? I stand before you today and I hereby declare that... that uh, a little help Ferb? [Ferb turns on a fan blowing leaves and newspapers toward Phineas] That nobody has yet done justice to the bounce house concept, and that it is up to us to show the world what a bounce house can truly be. For if not us, then who? And if not now, then when? And if not when, then...something else! Gentlemen I know what we are going to do today, but first, answer me this: Where's Perry? [Fan stops] No seriously, where is he? I don't- I haven't seen him.

Baljeet

Oh, I speak boring. And getting a Whittling Badge is so exciting. [walks to Phineas and Ferb]

Buford

Meow! Cat fight!

Baljeet

So, nice weather we are having.

Phineas

You know, I was just saying to Ferb that the atmospheric pressure seems low today. Which would suggest cloudy skies yet it's completely sunny. Although it would be interesting to take an exact barometric reading. Did you know that while meteorologists used millibars to chart atmospheric pressure, a barometer has a second scale, or ring, which reads in hectopascals? Of course, it doesn't matter what measure you choose if your barometer doesn't have its sensory range...

Baljeet

[becomes dizzy listening to Phineas]

Baljeet

I have never gone so far into deep dull before.

Phineas

Hey, I know what we're going to do today! [everyone gets excited] We're going to watch golf on television!

Candace

What?! [takes the blueprints] Okay, we got to jump start these guys.

Phineas

[to Candace] Do you think you can entertain yourself up here alone?

Candace

Sure, I can count useless limbs. One.

[to Phineas] Delivery. Hey aren't you two a little young to be receiving a seasoned grill, 300 pounds of coffee, 200 pounds of fatback, four tons of lumber and assorted wheat, rye and pumpernickel breads.

Phineas

Think about it. Age really isn't the issue here, right?

You got a point there, kid.

Candace

Giant Skiddley Whiffers?! That is so bustable! And yet, so tempting. But so bustable! And yet, so tempting.

Phineas

You wanna play?

Candace

Yes! I'm the sneaker!

Buford

I get dibs on the truck!

Booyah!

Phineas

I claim the fedora and Ferb picks the nose!

Rimshot

Baljeet

[mad and on the yellow unicorn] You know, real unicorns are pink. I'm just saying.

Phineas

Does anyone have a piccolo? Buford?

Buford

Gah! Someday, someone's gonna ask for some obscure musical instrument, and I won't have it. [takes out piccolo from pocket]

I'm terribly gobsmacked!

Phineas

Yeah, I guess I could smack a little gob, myself.

Phineas

So, how did it go Dad?

Lawrence

I'm not absolutely sure, boys, but I think I just became the king of the pharmacists.

Phineas

Awesome!

Phineas

Oops! Outer ring. We'll try again.

Buford

Zero! Write that down, Baljeet!

Baljeet

Oh, yes. By all means, I do not want to forget to add zero later.

Buford

What kind of person hands out these weird orange peanuts? We gotta find a better neighborhood.

Phineas

That's strange. I've never seen this place before. You'd think we would have noticed it.

Buford

I'm gonna give those orange PINGAS a second look.