Phineas quotes from Phineas and Ferb

Vanessa

Ferb?

Ferb

Vanessa?

Phineas

No matter where we go, Ferb knows everyone.

Vanessa

Thanks, guys.

Phineas

It's a good thing we came along when we did. So where do we drop you?

Vanessa

I don't know. Where are you guys going?

Phineas

Well, we're off to Paris to refuel then back to Danville.

Vanessa

Can I just come with you?

Phineas

Sure.

Baljeet

He is home!

Ah, Baljeet and friends, I was expecting you.

Baljeet

Really?

No, that's just something we say up here to freak out the tourists.

Phineas

Uh, Uncle Sabu, do you live up here?

Yes, it's quite a trek, isn't it? It used to be very inconvenient for me. But then I built my factory up here, and now it's inconvenient for everyone else!

Phineas

So, as soon as Candace and Vanessa get here, we can...

Candace

[She and Vanessa are running from the giant snowball while Candace shouts] Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane! Start the plane!

Phineas

Ferb, I think we may wanna start the plane.

Candace

Start the PLANE! Start the plane! Start the PLANE!

Phineas

Sounds like you're flooding it...

Ferb

I'm not flooding it!

Candace

Start the plane!

Phineas

INCOMING!

Candace

Start the plane! Start the PLANE! [She trips over a small hill, causing the snowball to miss her] Huh?

Candace

No, no, no! How am I ever going to explain this to Mom?!

[passes by] NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG! NANG!

Candace

That's NOT helping!

[walks away scared] NANG... NANG... NANG... NANG...

Phineas

Hey, Ferb. Where's Vanessa?

Ferb

She went off with someone else.

Phineas

That's too bad. I thought the two of you, Y'KNOW, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of love? I thought romance was a forgone conclusion! [Isabella breaks her pencil in frustration] Isabella, did you say something?

Isabella

I need a new pencil.

Phineas

Oh, hey, Candace! So how'd it go? Did you see Jeremy?

Candace

Well...I saw him. I just didn't talk to him.

Phineas

Aw, that's too bad. I thought, Y'KNOW, the two of you, a boy, a girl, alone in the city of- [Isabella's head explodes] Isabella...!?

Phineas

Isabella, are you okay?

Isabella

...Peachy.

Isabella

[sits down; Ferb approaches and gives her a rag] Thanks, Ferb. I just don't know what to do... we were in Paris! The most romantic city in the world, and... [starts to crying] He didn't even notice me! [blows her nose] I just feel like giving up, I mean, look at him!

Phineas

Look! A sponge and a starfish! There's gotta be something we can make out of this! Ah! Oh no, that's ridiculous!

Isabella

It's as if I don't exist! I would give anything if he would just sit down with me and enjoy this beautiful sunset.

Phineas

We- we could- we- we could- we could dig a tunnel under the ocean or we could- we could- we can- we can... we- we can't. I can't- I can't believe there's nothing we can do to get off this... [Sighs and sits next to Isabella] I guess at least we can sit and watch this beautiful sunset.

Isabella

...No.

Phineas

What?

Isabella

No! [stands up] You are NOT going to enjoy this beautiful sunset!

Phineas

I'm not?

Isabella

You built a rollercoaster through downtown! You made giant tree-house robots! You traveled through time for crying out loud! Twice!

Phineas

But, Isabella, there's nothing here for me to work with!

Isabella

Well, that's not the Phineas Flynn I fell in- [uncomfortably changes the subject] ...to this situation with. You showed us all in Ferb's map how this is possible and I'm not gonna let you sit there and-

Phineas

Ferb's map! [jumps up] That's it! Isabella, you're the best! [He hugs her before turning to Ferb, unknowingly leaving Isabella in the trance.] Hey, Ferb, let's see that map again.

Candace

Phineas, I'm not gonna get on a silly little tricycle.

Phineas

Candace, we're in a hurry! Just get on the trike and we'll...

Candace

There's no way I'm gonna -

Phineas

[snapping angrily] GET ON THE TRIKE! [Candace immediately obliges]

Phineas

Hey, where's Perry?

Would you like your [chatters] with or without fromage?

Candace

Whoa, trippy! I'm having one of those lucid dreams where I know I'm dreaming so I can control it-

[floating by with a campaign design of Candace] I voted for you, Kevin!

Phineas

Actually, I'm dressed as Captain Lump Sharkboard from Space Adventure XIV. And Ferb is dressed as Hyrnie Silverman from Stumbleberry Finkbat and the Whining of the Turtle Wizars. They're the two biggest movie series of all-time, Clive Addison did the special effects for both.

Candace

Ugh! Stop being related to me. And take all your mirrors, and zebras, and junk and get out of my room!

Phineas

Zebras? [he and Candace look angry at Ferb, who shrugs. Phineas turns back to Candace, happily] Anyway, Ferb and I aren't in your room. We already had the convention.

This week, we ask "Where they go?" about Pop Stars from the 80's... First up, this perky pop-star stole a One Wonder Hit by declaring "I'm Lindana and I Wanna Have Fun!"

Candace

She looks familiar...

Lindana's real name is Linda Flynn-Fletcher and she's now living in the Tri-State area.

Candace

What? Mom, mom, mom, mom!

Phineas

I can’t believe she didn't know that. [Candace then runs to Linda]

Candace

Mom, mom, mom, mom! You never told me you where a Pop Star!

Linda

Oh yeah! Well, that was long before you were born. It was fun, but I was happy to give it up to raise a family.

Candace

But you were Lindana and you wanna have fun!

Linda

Well, now I'm Linda and I wanna stir broth.

Candace

Okay, I learn some skill that... Phineas, you're in the drivers seat, why are you operating with a remote control?

Phineas

Candace, we're too young to drive.

Duh!

Candace

Well, no matter cause we're driving this thing home. I'm calling Mom to make sure she sees this.

Doofenshmirtz

Lucky, ?

Vanessa

This is come up there come from.

Roger

Inner, not again?

Phineas

This is Uncle Nemo.

Roger

Nemo?

Phineas, Ferb! Have you seen the other Candace?

Phineas

We just saw her. She's driving away with Mom.

[let us out a furious screech and runs off]

Phineas

If the Molecular Splitter doesn't just disappear when this is over, we should really consider destroying it.

Ferb

Agreed.

Buford

Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!

Phineas

Ferb controls his right foot.

Baljeet

And I move him back and forth.

Phineas

What we need to do?

Buford

It’s the same, lets hit that pharmacist!

Phineas

Let's see.

[to Perry eats the fly] Random

Phineas

You know, Ferb, one of the best times we ever had was when we built that roller coaster. [beat] We should do it again! But this time, as a musical! Whad'ya say? We'll do all the same things, except we'll break into spontaneous singing and choreography with no discernible music source?

Ferb

Hmm. What assurance would we have that everyone else would also break into song and do the same thing?

Phineas

I don't know. I think they probably will.

Ferb

Fair enough. I'm in.