Phineas and Candace in “Unfinished Business”

Phineas

[giving out his birthday speech on stage] I just have to say, I'm a lucky guy. I mean, so far, this has been a rockin' great summer! I've sure had plenty of fun. But it's not about satisfying your personal desires. It's about all of you. Being surrounded by the best family and the best friends anyone could ever hope to have. All the people I love, and who love me right back. Today was a great day. The best day ever!

Candace

[looks at the disc, then starts bawling emotionally, realizing it's wrong to bust him] I CAN'T DO IT! NOT ON HIS BIRTHDAY! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF PERSON AM I?! [destroys the disc with a wrench]

Phineas

[walking up to her] Aw, Candace. You're a great person! Why, if I had a nickel for every time you did something nice for me... well, I wouldn't know what to do with that much money!