Kenzie quotes from Never Mind the Buzzcocks

Four are starting Blazin' Squad up again, one's going solo...and two have gone out and got jobs.

Am I being awkward?

No, you're not being awkward... I think it's pronounced "retarded".

This is the same Wet Wet Wet as "Love Is All Around" Wet Wet Wet?

Phill

Yeah. Seventeen weeks at number one, a third of the year.

Well, fucking hell! (Audience laughter)

Phill

Ah, the wisdom of youth(!)

Simon

(to Kenzie) How young are you?

I've just turned twenty.

Simon

Okay. Kenzie is sweet, isn't he? Isn't Kenzie sweet? (Some audience members say "yes") Why don't you tell the nice BBC viewers what your song "Flip Reverse It" was all about?

Um...women...

Women?! It was about anal in a truck! (Audience laughter) Offended by seventeen weeks! But the idea of bumming a lady in a Mazda? Fine.

I've got a girl friend at the moment, whats she going to think about this?

Phill

I dunno...can she sit?

We're going by our human names to be taken more seriously.

Simon

Your human names?! Well, I think that's worked, Kenzie.

[After refusing to sing his song "Flip reverse it"] I can't sing... I rap.

Simon

You rap?

Uh, no...

When did you meet Meatloaf?

We were doing Party in the Park in 2002 with the Squad and he, um...walked past us.

Simon

Wow. I would have saved that story for Parky, personally.

Simon

We also heard 'Straight Up' by Paula Abdul. During the last series of American Idol, there were...there were...

"Scurrilous".

Simon

"Scurrilous", thank you very much.

Just trying to help.

Simon

Ooh, I can read!

Phill

One of 'em had to.