Mark
"She may be the beauty or the beast..."? Bill, I think you'll know this one.
Isaac Hanson
Well, he's definitely the beast, right? We've established that.
Bill
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, Beardy!
Mark
You can't really call someone Beardy if you've got a beard, Bill.
Bill
Why Mark, this is not a beard. It's a small South American mammal...that I've trained to crouch very still.
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