A character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Played by Mark Lamarr
Never Mind the Buzzcocks · 480 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Never Mind the Buzzcocks: in 50 of its 480 quotes
Most scenes with: Sean (13), Phill (10), David (6)
I've got no idea, give us a clue, for God's sake.
Don't Fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult, what more clue can I give you without giving it away?
You're talking too quickly!! How can I understand that?!
Well, I'm sorry if I was of no help...
[Talking about Elton John's lookalike]
Is he about the same height as Elton John?
No, he's 87 times the size. They have to film him from miles away!
I love Lily, I think she's wicked, but I did ask for an edited version of Lily's album for my daughter, and Lily said she hopes she's not paying for it.
No, I just said... [laughter] Not being funny, Jamelia, but I didn't make my album for your child.
[All go 'Ooohhhh...']
Call her a slag, call her a slag!
[All go 'Yeahhh...']
Now before we go any further, Mark Ronson, what did you do to Amy Winehouse? I met her before she met you, and all she ever dabbled with was a bit of jazz and boogie-woogie. Now, there's trumpets and drugs all over the place, it stinks of Ronson! That's all I'm saying.
I think trumpets and drugs have always gone hand-in-hand, it's nothing to do with me.
Drugs and trumpets always go...? Only someone with a big nose would snort cocaine through a trumpet! (under audience laughter and applause) That is a lot of suction!
If we can get back to Amy for just a moment, could you tell us if she's okay? Is everything all right?
I haven't really... I haven't really spoke to her...
Oh, you just leave her in a ditch after you've done with her? Is that what happens?
"Here's your album, call me next year." No.
I think we all believe she'll be all right. She'll be all right, right? Let's get back to the comedy show!
(to camera) Amy, this is your television! We love you!
(to camera) Come back to us, Amy!
(to camera) Amy! Put it down! Put it down, Amy! (starts gesturing to the camera)
(to camera, holding up a mug) Look, tea! Cup of tea! Piece of toast! Don't leave us with Dido!
And then what was this.. what was C?
C is uh.. organizers couldn't find a good spoon for her soup.
..spoon for her soup.. and then what was the question?
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