Simon, Mark and others in “21x06”

Now before we go any further, Mark Ronson, what did you do to Amy Winehouse? I met her before she met you, and all she ever dabbled with was a bit of jazz and boogie-woogie. Now, there's trumpets and drugs all over the place, it stinks of Ronson! That's all I'm saying.

I think trumpets and drugs have always gone hand-in-hand, it's nothing to do with me.

Drugs and trumpets always go...? Only someone with a big nose would snort cocaine through a trumpet! (under audience laughter and applause) That is a lot of suction!

If we can get back to Amy for just a moment, could you tell us if she's okay? Is everything all right?

I haven't really... I haven't really spoke to her...

Oh, you just leave her in a ditch after you've done with her? Is that what happens?

"Here's your album, call me next year." No.

I think we all believe she'll be all right. She'll be all right, right? Let's get back to the comedy show!

(to camera) Amy, this is your television! We love you!

(to camera) Come back to us, Amy!

(to camera) Amy! Put it down! Put it down, Amy! (starts gesturing to the camera)

(to camera, holding up a mug) Look, tea! Cup of tea! Piece of toast! Don't leave us with Dido!