[Gibbs is leaving the crime scene and passes by McGee]
Creative differences with my co-workers Boss.
Lot of that going around these days.
[...]
[glares at McGee] Bag and tag the ashes Probie. We'll pick you up after we coordinate with the MPs.
[Tony and Ziva leave]
Doctor, I'm going to be laying the bag out here and the burrito over here.
You want a ride back with us.
I read your book. And for your information, I never had sexual relations with a corpse!
That character was not based on you.
His name was Pimmy Jalmer, McGee!
Well, he's French Polynesian.
[McGee is rambling using technical terms]
McGee, less talk, more the computer chip doo-dah.
Working with the doo-dah, Boss.
Yeah, it's a technical term, Tobias, you wouldn't understand.
It amazes me how the truly sick ones are always the best liked. Pillars of the community.
They're successful because they blend in, Tobias. They go to church, they coach Little League baseball.
I was part of the team that nailed Bundy, Gibbs. I'm familiar with sick, charming bastards.
[smiles] That's probably why we get along so well.
WWoman
From the video presentation it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A coworker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or photo of a sexual nature.
WWoman
A coworker's hand accidentally brushes up against your body.
WWoman
Physical contact can be divided into three categories. Green light includes normal behavior. Yellow light includes borderline behavior such as hugging someone...
[Abby raises her hand.]
What's wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time.
WWoman
You may see it as friendly, but your coworkers may find it offensive.
You guys get offended when I hug you?!
[everyone mutters no]
[happily] I am hugging you all in my mind right now.
WWoman
DOD policy is very clear about this point, miss. You must first ask permission before making physical contact with a coworker.
WWoman
Yes. Finally there's red light behavior such as deliberate unwelcome touching.
Ziva leans forward and licks Tony's ear and neck, causing him to stand up in suprise.]
Uh, yeah. If you slap someone on the back of the head like this... [slaps McGee's head, McGee slaps back] would that be considered inappropriate behavior?
WWoman
Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?
[Jenny looks at Gibbs. Gibbs shares a look with Tony.]
...No. Just wondering, that's all.
[Palmer raises his hand.]
What if your job includes touching, ah, naked people...
WWoman
That is inappropriate at any time.
WWoman
[sternly] Why are you touching dead naked people?!
Well, I work in autopsy...
I found it, Abby. I found how they got in.
How'd you know I was here?
Oh, uh, I, uh... didn't. Look, Abby, I'm really sor--
I know. [pauses, then comes up behind McGee and hugs him]
I though you were supposed to ask first.
[McGee puts his hand over hers.]
JJamie
All right, but even if I get in, all I can tell you is stuff like oil pressure and fuel levels. Navigation, external sensors, that's all handled by scientists. [logs in to his monitoring program] All right, I'm in. Now what?
Just sit back and let the scientists....
...Kick all kinds of major ass.
Did you hear that, Tony? McGee just said he's not secretive!
Hm, let's see. Wrote a novel.
Made substantial amounts of money from said novel.
Didn't tell us. Can you see how people might begin to see a pattern of secretive behavior here, Probie?
Okay look, I might have been hiding stuff, but it wasn't sneaky, it was just...
Self-preservation. If I told you guys I was writing a novel, you would have laughed at me.
TTariq
Israeli? Mossad, then.
TTariq
So, yes. So now I'm as suspicious of you as you are of me. Is it always going to be this way?
At least in our lifetime.
[Deputy Tyler Barrett walks in.]
TTyler
[to Tariq] You know, couple of more inches to your right and our "martyr" here could've been living it up with all those vestal virgins. (chuckles) You know, it truly is a screwed-up religion where you got to blow yourself up just to get lucky.
[Ziva twists his arm behind his back, hard.]
When you insult his religion, you insult mine and your own. Tell him you're sorry.
TTyler
(quietly) Sorry. (she twists harder) AH!
I don't think he heard you.
(walking in) There a problem?
I was telling the deputy here where the bathroom was.
