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NCIS · Season 4, Episode 12

“Suspicion” quotes from NCIS

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“Suspicion” · Season 4, Episode 12

In this episode: Leroy Jethro Gibbs (2), Ziva David (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Timothy McGee (1), Abby Sciuto (1)

Did you hear that, Tony? McGee just said he's not secretive!

Hm, let's see. Wrote a novel.

Didn't tell us.

Got it published.

Didn't tell us.

Made substantial amounts of money from said novel.

Didn't tell us.

Anything else?

Bought a Porsche.

Didn't tell us. Can you see how people might begin to see a pattern of secretive behavior here, Probie?

Okay look, I might have been hiding stuff, but it wasn't sneaky, it was just...

Deceptive.

Sneaky.

Self-preservation. If I told you guys I was writing a novel, you would have laughed at me.

True.

True.

TTariq

You're a Jew.

Yes.

TTariq

Israeli? Mossad, then.

I'm working with NCIS.

TTariq

So, yes. So now I'm as suspicious of you as you are of me. Is it always going to be this way?

At least in our lifetime.

[Deputy Tyler Barrett walks in.]

TTyler

Oh, cozy.

Can I help you?

TTyler

[to Tariq] You know, couple of more inches to your right and our "martyr" here could've been living it up with all those vestal virgins. (chuckles) You know, it truly is a screwed-up religion where you got to blow yourself up just to get lucky.

[Ziva twists his arm behind his back, hard.]

TTyler

OW!

When you insult his religion, you insult mine and your own. Tell him you're sorry.

TTyler

(quietly) Sorry. (she twists harder) AH!

I don't think he heard you.

TTyler

I'm sorry!

TTariq

Apology accepted.

(walking in) There a problem?

I was telling the deputy here where the bathroom was.

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