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NCIS · Season 4, Episode 11

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“Driven” · Season 4, Episode 11

In this episode: Abby Sciuto (5), Timothy McGee (4), Leroy Jethro Gibbs (3), Ziva David (2), Tony DiNozzo (1), Jimmy Palmer (1)

WWoman

From the video presentation it's clear that sexual harassment can take many forms in the workplace. A coworker with elevator eyes looking you up and down, a coworker shows you a cartoon or photo of a sexual nature.

If you're lucky.

WWoman

A coworker's hand accidentally brushes up against your body.

If you're really lucky.

WWoman

Physical contact can be divided into three categories. Green light includes normal behavior. Yellow light includes borderline behavior such as hugging someone...

[Abby raises her hand.]

WWoman

Yes?

What's wrong with hugging people? I hug people all the time.

WWoman

You may see it as friendly, but your coworkers may find it offensive.

You guys get offended when I hug you?!

[everyone mutters no]

[happily] I am hugging you all in my mind right now.

WWoman

DOD policy is very clear about this point, miss. You must first ask permission before making physical contact with a coworker.

Like, every time?

WWoman

Yes. Finally there's red light behavior such as deliberate unwelcome touching.

Ziva leans forward and licks Tony's ear and neck, causing him to stand up in suprise.]

WWoman

Another question?

Uh, yeah. If you slap someone on the back of the head like this... [slaps McGee's head, McGee slaps back] would that be considered inappropriate behavior?

WWoman

Absolutely. Are you saying that this has actually happened?

[Jenny looks at Gibbs. Gibbs shares a look with Tony.]

...No. Just wondering, that's all.

[Palmer raises his hand.]

WWoman

Yes?

What if your job includes touching, ah, naked people...

WWoman

That is inappropriate at any time.

Even if they're dead?

WWoman

[sternly] Why are you touching dead naked people?!

Well, I work in autopsy...

I found it, Abby. I found how they got in.

How'd you know I was here?

Oh, uh, I, uh... didn't. Look, Abby, I'm really sor--

I know. [pauses, then comes up behind McGee and hugs him]

I though you were supposed to ask first.

Never with you, Tim.

[McGee puts his hand over hers.]

[holds up the memory chip from a digital camera] Essentially, all we have to do is find something the size of this, inside a Humvee packed with $22 million worth of electronics?

Pretty much.

[drops the chip in Abby's pocket] We're screwed.

That is an excellent point.

[holds up the memory card from a digital camera] So what you're saying, for example, is we need to find something this small in a Humvee jammed with $22 million worth of electronics?

Pretty much.

[drops the chip in Abby's pocket] We're screwed.

That is an excellent point.

JJamie

All right, but even if I get in, all I can tell you is stuff like oil pressure and fuel levels. Navigation, external sensors, that's all handled by scientists. [logs in to his monitoring program] All right, I'm in. Now what?

Just sit back and let the scientists....

...Kick all kinds of major ass.

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