You're a Jew.
Yes.
Israeli? Mossad, then.
I'm working with NCIS.
So, yes. So now I'm as suspicious of you as you are of me. Is it always going to be this way?
At least in our lifetime.
[Deputy Tyler Barrett walks in.]
Oh, cozy.
Can I help you?
[to Tariq] You know, couple of more inches to your right and our "martyr" here could've been living it up with all those vestal virgins. (chuckles) You know, it truly is a screwed-up religion where you got to blow yourself up just to get lucky.
[Ziva twists his arm behind his back, hard.]
OW!
When you insult his religion, you insult mine and your own. Tell him you're sorry.
(quietly) Sorry. (she twists harder) AH!
I don't think he heard you.
I'm sorry!
Apology accepted.
(walking in) There a problem?
I was telling the deputy here where the bathroom was.
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