[to Ziva] You know, McGee is really starting to nail your essence, here; '[in a low voice from McGee's book] Stakeouts. Long, endless hours fueled by cheap food and even cheaper coffee, but tonight Mossad Officer Lisa didn't seem to mind, because she was getting to spend it with Agent Tom... You're behind me again, aren't you?
Lucky guess. [Tony grunts] You know, I think McGee is right.
It takes almost all of my willpower to resist the urges I have when I'm around you, Tony. Maybe, it's about time I just... give in, yes?
And by "give in", you mean...
Letting loose! Doing what comes naturally to me.
Yeah, I thought I was picking up that vibe the first time we went undercover together.
You were? In fact, I almost did it the first night in the hotel room.
But my father would not approve.
[laughing] Because gets very angry when I kill a co-worker.
Ha! Like I believed you for even a second.
You two done playing grab-ass?
They don't hate you, McGee.
Ziva tried to kill me yesterday.
Well, you did base all of the characters in your book on us, and you didn't ask our permission.
Deep Six is a work of pure fiction!
You described everything in my bedroom.
Not everything . Do you still have those...?
[Abby's computer beeps.]
Ah-ah. Fantasize later, Hemingway.
Before you go, Fornell, there is one thing...
Come with me Tobias, I want to show you something.
You've got that moustache in a box, don't you?
[Tony and Ziva are at the front of the truck, Ziva is driving and McGee is the back seat]
Comfortable back there Gore Vidal?
For the last time, Deep Six is fiction.
Fiction based on us, yes?
No! Look, if you don't believe me, read the disclaimer in the front of the book.
You buying that, Lisa ? [Ziva does the "evil laugh"] Didn't think so. [straps on seat belt] Nice knowing you, Probie.
[Ziva starts the truck and hits full speed. McGee falls off his seat]
C Contractor
Reminds me of that urban legend.
C Contractor
Guy dresses up like Santa, you know, for Christmas Eve to surprise his girlfriend but he never shows. She's convinced that the bastard dumped her, badmouths him all over town.
Until they find the poor soul's body months later, still clutching the little box with her shiny new engagement ring. And the moral of course is...
Never a good idea to get married.
No, it's best not to judge someone until all the facts are in.
[Gibbs is leaving the crime scene and passes by McGee]
Creative differences with my co-workers Boss.
Lot of that going around these days.
[...]
[glares at McGee] Bag and tag the ashes Probie. We'll pick you up after we coordinate with the MPs.
[Tony and Ziva leave]
Doctor, I'm going to be laying the bag out here and the burrito over here.
You want a ride back with us.
I read your book. And for your information, I never had sexual relations with a corpse!
That character was not based on you.
His name was Pimmy Jalmer, McGee!
Well, he's French Polynesian.
[McGee is rambling using technical terms]
McGee, less talk, more the computer chip doo-dah.
Working with the doo-dah, Boss.
Yeah, it's a technical term, Tobias, you wouldn't understand.
It amazes me how the truly sick ones are always the best liked. Pillars of the community.
They're successful because they blend in, Tobias. They go to church, they coach Little League baseball.
I was part of the team that nailed Bundy, Gibbs. I'm familiar with sick, charming bastards.
[smiles] That's probably why we get along so well.
I'll get over it. No hard feelings Jethro?
Nope. Just need you to look at something before you leave.
You've got that moustache in a box, don't you?
Wow, my mom always told me big things come in small packages.
M Marty
What a coincidence. Mine always warned me about tattooed girls bearing samples.
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