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Look, just don't take any chances, ok? I mean, if we're right about Sacco, he's got more than a screw loose.
Aww. Here I was thinking you didn't care.
It's not about caring. If anything happens to you, I'm gonna be stuck working here with Gibbs alone.
It's not that bad. A little grumpy sometimes--
[from the back of the squad room] Hey! DiNozzo! You still here?
Then again you may be onto something there.
[Gibbs' phone rings, Gibbs answers] Hey.
Gibbs.
What's up?
Sacco's just left the bar. I'm-- [Tony stumbles as his vision gets blurry. Turning, he realizes he's been drugged] Uh...Uhh...I'm not feeling so well.
Tony? You okay? [Kate looks up from her paperwork]
I think I screwed up, boss. [Tony falls on his stomach, dropping the phone. Tony tries to use his car as leverage to stand, but the drugs have affected him.]
Hey! DiNozzo, can you hear me?
[Tony grabs his keys, but they fumble in his hands and fall to the ground.]
Hey, Tony!
[Tony pulls out his gun but can't aim it properly and finally falls to the ground on his back. The suspect approaches and takes his gun and Tony is dragged away.]
Tony! Tony, can you hear me?! We're coming for you!
[Tony, Kate and Gibbs are in the elevator]
Admit it. You were worried about me, right?. You don't have to say anything. I know. [Gibbs pretends to ignore him] Ok, I want you to say it. You care, right?
[exit elevator]
So, you're saying you don't care?
Tony, as far as I'm concerned, you're irreplaceable. [smiles]
I knew it. I knew behind the whole Marine thing you really are heart.
[to McGee] Forget about it, McGee. He's still alive.
[Tony is annoyed to find McGee sitting at his desk.]
It's 6:30 in the morning! How can you eat that stuff?
(with his mouth full) Practice!
You weren't seriously going to let her shoot me, were you?
Nah.
You had a plan, right?
[unconvincingly] Yeah.
Don't be silly, ATF lady.
[describing the watch he is putting on] It's a locator. I won't activate it unless they move us.
[in a Sean Connery accent] Very James Bond - does it tell time, too?
I really liked her.
ATF agent involved in illegal weapons and murder - what's not to like?
So quick to judge, Kate. Sure she has flaws, sure she's going to prison, but my instincts tell me she had good qualities as well.
Two of them wouldn't happen to live under her shirt, would they?
[Gibbs and Ducky are examining the corpse]
As they say in the high country markets of Sri Lanka, there's more than one way to skin a mongoose. Actually there are three...
[interrupts Ducky] Ducky!
[shocked to find McGee sitting at Gibbs' desk] McGee! Are you nuts?
What?
You're at Gibbs' desk touching his computer! That's like touching the Ark of the Covenant!
Gibbs knows I'm doing this.
He said you could use his computer?
[nods head] Uh-huh.
Really? You know when mine fried he wouldn't let me touch his.
[walks into squad room] Because your fingers are always greasy from fried chicken and pizza.
How old am I?
Based on chronology or maturity?
I love Gus! It's very strong! What do you have to go with it?
Louis?
Gus Louis? It kinda sounds like a salad!
How about Bricker?
Gus Bricker. It's a tough one! Gibbs said to put some Military in the background.
Dishonorable discharge of course!
How about some time in Leavenworth?
What's the crime?
Something that fits my persona
How about violating Federal Obscenity Laws?
No! I mean my new sleazy gun running profile!
Drugs are always a safe bet!
Yeah. Drugs?
Got 3 to 5 paroled out on 2!
There is no justice in this world Abs!
What if I wanted to get into that account?
(shrugs) Get a search warrant for the servers.
We don't have time for a warrant. What's a quicker way?
Hack into the servers.
[Gibbs tilts a brow and smiles.]
Can't believe I just said that. I would have never suggested that before I started working here.
You're welcome.
He stay at your place?
Yup.
You sleep in the coffin, McGee?
Coffin? You said that it was a box sofa bed.
Well... it is! Sort of...
That's why you wouldn't turn the lights on. I can't believe I just slept in a coffin.
...Not just slept.
John, Ag Department.
Kate, NCIS.
Hi... really?
Yes. Why?
I've never seen you and I'm at NCIS twice a month.
You are?
Yes, I specialize in hail and storm damage.
What NCIS do you think I'm with?
National Crop Insurance Service.
That's us, she's a wiz on how corn losses affect pork belly futures.
That's my boss - weird sense of humor. [later, to Gibbs] "How corn losses affect pork belly futures?"
Rule number seven: always be specific when you lie.
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