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NCIS · “Split Decision” · Season 1, Episode 21

“McGee! Are you nuts?” – Tony

[shocked to find McGee sitting at Gibbs' desk] McGee! Are you nuts?

What?

You're at Gibbs' desk touching his computer! That's like touching the Ark of the Covenant!

Gibbs knows I'm doing this.

He said you could use his computer?

[nods head] Uh-huh.

Really? You know when mine fried he wouldn't let me touch his.

[walks into squad room] Because your fingers are always greasy from fried chicken and pizza.

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